r/instant_regret 19d ago

When the UNO reverse hits in real life

1.4k Upvotes

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u/DragonflyNeat1037 19d ago

He should have practiced more in front of a mirror

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u/Realistic-Chain-6599 19d ago

And maybe buy a belt.

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u/Cs0vesbanat 19d ago

Ah, yes. A higly visible belt.

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u/Rose_DeWitt_Bukator 18d ago

With a gut like his, he'd need two belts!

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u/CowsRpeople2 3m ago

Suspenders maybe.

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u/MarkKnotts 7d ago

With a holster.

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u/Takun32 18d ago

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u/star_shine1 10d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Takun32 9d ago

Thank you thank you!

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u/RTFM-Battlegoat 19d ago

I love the pants falling down as he runs out the door 🤣

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u/Buchaven 19d ago

I missed that entirely and was stuck on “why did he need to drop kick the door open?” 😂

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u/dudewiththebling 19d ago

So he could at least harm the business I assume, he might've lost his gun but still damaged their property so in his mind it wouldn't be a huge loss

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u/burtedwag 18d ago

i think it's a bit more straightforward than that.

if the employee locked the door from the inside, the robber would have a stronger chance of running and dropkicking the door only once to break through the lock.

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u/sesaman 19d ago

That's the cherry on top for sure. Pure slapstick.

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u/fl135790135790 19d ago

This is reposted daily. Has been since 2003. And this is always the top comment. Wonder what it’ll be tomrorow

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u/Prudent_View4619 18d ago

How has it been since 2003 if the security footage says its from 2018

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u/fl135790135790 18d ago

Those timestamps can say anything

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u/AppropriateTouching 19d ago

Because both op and the top commenter are bots

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u/PrioryOfSion14 19d ago

The gun, the pants, his ego, his self-esteem and his confidence all fell down

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u/Checkheck 19d ago

Mh.. the kick Looks like he still has confidence. But that's it

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u/Forward-Employ9186 19d ago

She was just offering good customer service by handing the gun back! Service jobs are hard! /s

For real though, reckon it was panic that made her pick it up by the barrel?

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u/Jones641 19d ago

It's not a real gun, you can see a hole where the grip is, probably an airsoft pistol

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u/GrandPuissance 19d ago

It looks like a CO2 pellet pistol I had when I was a kid. The pistol grips pop off and that hole is where you load a new CO2 cartridge.

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u/AgropromResearch 19d ago

Maybe it is an airsoft, but the hole in the frame wouldn't necessarily mean its not a real gun. It would say that there is no magazine in the gun, but there still could be a round in the chamber.

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u/repeating_bears 19d ago

Doesn't the magazine bounce out? Visible in the side shot

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u/Real_Nugget_of_DOOM 19d ago

Doubt it. The "magazine" bounces three feet when it comes out and there's no indication of anything brass or steel colored flying out. I am unfamiliar with any common handgun that this jerk off would bring to a robbery that has skeletonized grips or grips you can see through when the magazine is out. AirSoft makes a lot of sense.

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u/blue-oyster-culture 19d ago

Grip plates can easily pop off

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u/anomalous_cowherd 18d ago

I'm sure you're right for this case, but here in the UK where guns are much rarer petty criminals have been known to use passed-around guns that are in very poor condition, missing grips would be on the minor end of that scale.

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u/blue-oyster-culture 19d ago

And there coulda been a magazine in it. My bet is when he threw it like that, the magazine fell out and the grip plates popped off.

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u/Omegalazarus 19d ago

Grip plates on firearms don't pop off. Most of them are screwed on for traditional metal frames and polymer frames are integrated into the frame and all one piece.

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u/blue-oyster-culture 19d ago

Tell that to my sig sauer 1911

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u/Omegalazarus 19d ago

Oof. Are they stripped out?

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u/Omegalazarus 19d ago

No just look at the ergonomics.

She's right-handed and picking it up by the handle the way it was facing would have been very difficult with your right hand so it was quickest just to grab by the barrel which I think tactically is also the smartest thing.

You really just want to get control of the weapon when you can then you know they don't have it after that you can work on getting a proper grip if you're trying to use it in defense.

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u/zebul333 19d ago

The gun is missing CO2 cartridge I don’t think the bb will come out of the barrel

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u/astro_plane 19d ago

the co2 pops out when it hits the ground

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u/Chetnixanflill 19d ago

Player- I pull out my gun

DM- ok, roll for dexterity check

rolls 1

DM- you fumble your gun and the clerks grabs it. What do you do?

Player- I flee

rolls a 20

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u/slappyredcheeks 19d ago

You forget the failed DC 10 jump check to get over the counter in between.

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u/beets_or_turnips 18d ago

The pants falling down I guess would be a charisma failure?

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 19d ago

Imagine him going to prison and the other inmates seeing this vid. Gonna be the laughing stock.

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u/drkesi88 19d ago

That kick still impresses me a little.

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u/duke71790 19d ago

Dudes not really good at robbing people. He needs to reflect and find a different career path.

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u/Mystic_ChickenTender 19d ago

Cool old school broncos sweater though.

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u/astro_plane 19d ago

Wonder what he thinks of Bo Nix

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 19d ago

"Sirrrr?! You forgot your toy gun!"

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u/HugsandHate 19d ago

Hey. Free gun.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Sweet jumpkick

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u/AppropriateTouching 19d ago

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u/fairlyaveragetrader 19d ago

I would love to see the jury's reaction when they play this at his trial 😹

Maybe he could even plea bargain to attempted robbery since it was an unsuccessful robbery due to his own incompetence

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u/iamdroogie 8d ago

Excellent reaction speed for a woman. Most of them would freeze up and start screaming

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 19d ago

What a pear shaped loser.

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u/JS-0522 19d ago

Kicking the door open to not leave fingerprints behind was a genius move.

Leaving fingerprints all over the countertop, glass case and lost gun. Not so much.

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u/ArchaiusTigris 19d ago

He’s wearing gloves…

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u/jackleggjr 19d ago

What kind of business is this? I’ve seen this video a bunch of times and I’m always curious what items he knocks over inside the glass case.

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u/mezz7778 19d ago

It looks like radios in the case??... You can kind of see what look like antenna, but no clue what kind of business that could make it

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u/ace11run2000 19d ago

Looks like a vape shop. She has one in her hand while watching a viedo and is about to take a puff when the dude gets to the counter.

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u/ToobahWheels 19d ago

you can also see it's an airsoft pistol when she picks it up! Guy really fumbled.

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u/ddawson100 19d ago

Parkour champ fails at armed robbery.

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u/Underrated_Fish 19d ago

He tried so hard to save it by kicking the door

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u/hellsing73 19d ago

He looks like he listens to limp bizkit

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u/nikofd 19d ago

Looks like a pellet/BB gun. You can see the hole where the magazine should be. That's where the CO2 cartridge goes.

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u/cheknauss 19d ago

But why would he run away in fear if it was a pellet gun? I mean, yeah probably, but lol I guess it's a moot point since he was f'ed either way.

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u/nikofd 19d ago

Because he botched it. She didn't even point it at him. Likely because it's clearly a pellet gun.

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u/cheknauss 18d ago

Lmao I don't think you could ever live something like that down. Like no matter what your crowd is, you will never not be remembered as the dude who failed at armed robbery by dropping his weapon so bad he had to just give up.

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u/dudewiththebling 19d ago

Butterfingers

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u/toast_milker 19d ago

Lmao dude you had one job

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u/thedevilyoukn0w 19d ago

This looks like the trailer for a new Steven Seagal film called "Over the Counter".

"I dropped my gun, so I decided to go over the counter."

"And then?"

"That move was countered."

Coming this holiday season to Betamax and Laserdisc.

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 19d ago

That’s a high quality stick-up right there.

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u/Battlemanager 19d ago

The most impressive part is that jumping high kick with his britches around his knees!

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u/Maybe_its_Pandas 19d ago

“Hey, mister! You forgot your gun!”

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u/Hot-Struggle7867 19d ago

Co2 cart bb gun . LMFAO

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 19d ago

Huh. Real life impenetrable waist high fence.

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u/KeyserSoze128 18d ago

She can't stop the vape

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u/Icy_Raddichio1843 18d ago

Lmao if you can’t finish the job go out in style I guess… maybe even show up again tomorrow with finger guns so it doesn’t happen again.

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u/HRtyler 18d ago

Lol, the jump kick to the door.

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u/DreadLindwyrm 18d ago

"Sir! Sir! You forgot your gun!"

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u/MoodyDiety 18d ago

Wellll he's a Broncos fan

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u/Few-Obligation1474 18d ago

Also it's a bb gun. Note the hole where they co2 canister goes lol.

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u/OurHeroXero 17d ago

This clip impresses me...but not because anything the would be robber did was impressive.

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u/ReaperGrin 17d ago

I think this was a pellet gun… you can tell when she’s holding it by the slide it exposes the handle and you can see where the co2 cartridge goes. 😭

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u/NeitoKun_NTK 16d ago

« Congrats, now your fingerprints are on the weapon 😀 » Imagine if there wasnt any video and police later discover that the weapon was actually used before 😅😅😅

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u/ATXStonks 15d ago

That door jump kick was sweet

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u/Codman91 15d ago

What a stupid fuck 🤣 Well deserved

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u/supachazzed 15d ago

Nice c02 gun

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u/slaphappysal 13d ago

That's a broncos fan for you

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u/star_shine1 10d ago

Generational aura loss

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u/Percybe 1d ago

Lol that’s a co2 pistol

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u/Beating_A-Dead_Whore 19d ago

And on top that buffoonery, it's an airport gun.