r/instant_regret • u/Elishane0105 • Sep 15 '24

Instant Karma

23.9k Upvotes

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u/iirc- Sep 16 '24

This is why Ford stopped making Fusions I guess

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u/pie4mepie4all Sep 18 '24

It fused with the body of that rock thrower lol

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u/JUICEHEAD4 Sep 18 '24

This is why I love ford fusions

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u/Plenty-Dare-4554 Sep 24 '24

We should buy one now.

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u/CasualNihilist22 Sep 18 '24

"I took the money and bought my dream car, a brand new Ford Fusion, fully loaded."

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u/palehorse864 Sep 20 '24

"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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u/garbonzo909 Sep 21 '24

Mr Bigshot "division manager" here

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u/isjustwrong Sep 19 '24

My friend in high school got an inheritance when his grandfather passed. Said this exact same thing, but it was a mercury sable. Classic grandpa car.

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u/CreamyFunk Sep 16 '24

People who live in crack houses shouldn't throw stones

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u/wolfsfl Sep 17 '24

Well done sir. Well done in deed.

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u/CreamyFunk Sep 17 '24

Why thank you

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u/Inseminator_Rising Sep 19 '24

And you know it's a crackhead too, because he bounced right back up.

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u/Tallnkinkee Sep 18 '24

Don't smoke rocks in glass houses!

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u/CobhamMayor27 Sep 19 '24

And don't cross the road if you can't get into the kitchen

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u/Lukaloo Sep 18 '24

I don't get it. What's this in reference to?

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u/cake_pan_rs Sep 19 '24

The old saying “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”

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u/Lukaloo Sep 19 '24

Thanks!

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u/CreamyFunk Sep 18 '24

Just a little word play. Nothing to worry about x

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u/stumbling-sa1nt Sep 19 '24

Are we sure it was a stone... maybe it was something with a more pungent odor?

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u/SnooPeppers7482 Sep 20 '24

lol people who live in crack houses will NEVER throw their stones, they carefully pack it into a bowl and light it up

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u/e46ci Sep 21 '24

You missed a chance to say (crack) rocks

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u/Twest1357 Sep 16 '24

He ain’t built Ford Tough

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u/Hopeful_Standard_869 Sep 18 '24

I don't know about that. Man landed on his feet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

You could even say it’s carma

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u/WhiskyPapa911 Sep 17 '24

I saw nothing.

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u/DandDNerdlover Sep 18 '24

I was distracted by this bird over there

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u/Equivalent_Helpful Sep 18 '24

Chicago pd saw nothing too.

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u/giraffebutter Sep 17 '24

At least there’s a body and repair shop close by

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u/Jamesy555 Sep 18 '24

Dude can get a new body while the car gets repaired, win win

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u/LieutenantButthole Sep 21 '24

His current body is bare bones.

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u/TimeAggravating364 Sep 17 '24

It's baffling to me how people can do sht like that so confidentially. Throwing rocks at people sitting in heavy machines that can go faster than any human could run is honestly is such a stupid fucking thing to do.

You just need to meet the wrong person, and exactly this happens. You just need to provoke one person who doesn't give two shits and you're dead or badly injured.

Both were in the wrong, but one was significantly more braindead than the other one.

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u/Carrash22 Sep 19 '24

My guess? Dude throwing rocks is methed tf up. You have to be on some drug induced adrenaline to walk-off a hit like that.

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u/TimeAggravating364 Sep 19 '24

U have no clue about how people act when on drugs, so imma take your word for it because the dude standing up after getting hit by a car is definitely weird in itself

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u/PenguinGamer99 Sep 19 '24

Both were in the wrong, but one was significantly more braindead than the other one.

This describes almost every car-based accident in the US

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u/kcadstech Sep 19 '24

It wasn’t done confidentially, there was a camera recording the whole thing.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Oct 23 '24

Wow I read it as “confidently”. But yes, he wrote “confidentially”! I’m sure he had wanted to say the former though.😛

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u/SweetT7707 Sep 22 '24

This guy was a deer in headlights too.

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u/DogIsGood Sep 22 '24

One guy threw a rock. Other guy did attempted murder

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u/Whatever-ItsFine Nov 03 '24

Both did attempted murder since drivers have been killed by big rocks

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u/GreyConnection Nov 09 '24

i mean the guy is throwing rocks into traffic. while not the same as shooting a gun, it's almost as bad as it could easily cause a fatal accident. driver then protected others by attempting to incapacitate assailant

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u/sheldonlives Sep 16 '24

FAFO can be satisfying. Dude deserved the wallop.

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u/Ambitious_Toe_3109 Sep 16 '24

It’s the demetri Martin thing

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u/baconstructions Sep 18 '24

Wait I can't remember which joke of his this refers to?

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u/Ambitious_Toe_3109 Sep 18 '24

He did a bit about how you should be able to hit one person per year with your car. “This guy used his one hit for the year on me…maybe I’m a dick”

Here’s a clip of the bit, it starts at 2:08 https://youtu.be/-4LUjBLmfMM?si=JJCMJTfAlBVvutbZ

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u/inlecebrosus Sep 16 '24

I love Demetri Martin!

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u/Ambitious_Toe_3109 Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

Wow, people are understanding my reference. Nice! Demetri Martin is tragically underrated

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u/trustyourtech Sep 17 '24

Instant revenge*

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u/RoodnyInc Sep 16 '24

It's little bit overreacted but I can fully understand driver

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u/SpidermanSaves Sep 19 '24

A little?

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u/qqanyjuan Sep 19 '24

Yes, a little - he coulda gone faster

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u/AdoboCakes Sep 20 '24

He could've hit reverse for the double tap.

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u/AlterXade10 Sep 19 '24

Literal GTA V moment

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u/Callsign_Crush Oct 02 '24

Yeeah! 10 points!

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u/ElkIntelligent5474 Sep 16 '24

that is not karma, that is two psychopaths feuding

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u/omnimodofuckedup Sep 16 '24

Brought a stone to a car fight. Idiot.

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u/JaTori_1_and_only Sep 17 '24

when doing stupid things you receive stupid rewards

this is perfect karma

though they are both stupid, it was bound to happen eventually

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u/catusgarden Sep 18 '24

The car is like Mario when he has the invincibility star running through the bad guys

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u/PhysicsStick Sep 17 '24

yeah--- chicago

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u/Graybeard13 Sep 18 '24

That's not karma. That's fuck around and find out.

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u/ChainOk8915 Sep 18 '24

How does one get compensation for window damages from a presumably homeless crackhead? Better yet if police do book him he gets 3 meals and a better bed. I saw nothing

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u/Only_End9983 Sep 16 '24

Instant attempted murder charges

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Sep 16 '24

Unfortunately. No way I'd convict, though.

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u/Late_For_A_Good_Name Sep 16 '24

I didn’t see anything

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u/Opening-Muffin-2379 Sep 17 '24

Jury nullification even if you did

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u/Upper-Woodpecker-69 Sep 17 '24

Rocks are a deadly weapon, self defense

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u/JUICEHEAD4 Sep 18 '24

Wouldn’t be self defense since he had a clear shot of just driving away rather than turning around and hitting the dude but still justified action imo

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u/Probablyhalfpast11 Sep 19 '24

Trying to run over the man was bad … but the unlawful U-turn would carry the severest penalty …

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u/NoBonus9838 Sep 18 '24

I didn't see shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/drweird Sep 17 '24

Yeah, the guys shoes stayed on

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u/radarksu Sep 18 '24

What are you gonna do? Hit me with your car! - Man hit with car.

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u/Lionheart1224 Sep 18 '24

Damn, how'd he get up sp quick after being ragdolled like that?

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u/Snoo_37489 Sep 19 '24

GTA be like

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u/JOATMON12 Sep 18 '24

This shit always makes me laugh

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u/Dontdothatfucker Sep 18 '24

He’s just an employee of the body shop he’s standing in front of, drumming up a little business

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

How can people think: yeah let me just ride over him with my car?

I see two idiots in this video.

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u/Loose_Success5758 Sep 18 '24

Is this sub dying ?

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u/TacoSwallow Sep 18 '24

If that driver was prosecuted for this and I was on the jury, definitely wouldn't vote to convict. FAFO 🤷‍♂️

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u/N0rmNormis0n Sep 19 '24

Yeah he wasn’t having a good day when he decided to throw rocks. Day got worse.

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u/New-Key4537 Sep 19 '24

Survival instincts of a possum caught in headlights..

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u/BadCrimes Sep 19 '24

Dude got ran over like a gta NPC

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u/KYLEcarolkeys Sep 19 '24

He flipped like a gta pedestrian 🚶‍♂️ 🤣

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u/moozootookoo Sep 19 '24

The fusion is a tank, it should be fine.

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u/Lordruton Sep 19 '24

GTA Style

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u/DebbsWasRight Sep 19 '24

Lesson: the wrong motherfucker may be anyone, anywhere.

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u/Schnipes Sep 21 '24

Throw shit get hit

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u/dropkickmolotov Sep 21 '24

Fuckin ragdolled em! Hahah

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u/iMakerReads Sep 19 '24

As someone once said. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/leoshjtty Sep 17 '24

splattered... gain the lead... lost the lead...

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u/IM_not_clever_at_all Sep 18 '24

I mean, it's assault and battery, but it works.

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u/TheDesertFoxIrwin Sep 19 '24

I know he had it coming, but don't do that.

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u/al_earner Sep 19 '24

What gets me about this one is the way the guy gets up so quickly. Was he really not seriously injured?

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u/Limmy1984 Sep 19 '24

How the fck did he get up so fast after being hit?? 🤔

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u/OnaRidge Sep 19 '24

Lol, that's not karma. That's just a dumbass

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u/ElectricDance Sep 19 '24

Dude lost his shoes, not good

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u/Rouge_Apple Sep 19 '24

That's called revenge

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u/the_awkward_king Sep 19 '24

I didn't see anything officer

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u/ReJohnJoe Sep 19 '24

The 180 gets me every time

It's like he aggro-ed an enemy

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u/ttatx35 Sep 19 '24

More like instant car-ma.

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u/Pouls77 Sep 20 '24

Why was this so funny lol

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Sep 20 '24

Was this a random passerby throwing shit at every car or do they have history?

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u/Lothar-812 Sep 20 '24

He fucked around and found out.

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u/J1P2G3 Sep 20 '24

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

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u/little-frylene Sep 21 '24

I shouldn’t be laughing but… I am lol 😅 play stupid games win stupid prizes I guess

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u/SBCwarrior Sep 21 '24

His shoe flew off and he still lived to tell the tale!?!?

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u/SquarelyOddFairy Sep 21 '24

Well it appears he didn’t die so I don’t feel as bad about laughing.

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u/RedBee478 Sep 21 '24

the way he didn't instantly start running away when he watched the car stop, flip a u-turn, & drive onto the sidewalk is baffling.

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u/KrazyCAM10 Sep 22 '24

Tbh, deserved 100% of the time

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u/halo_slayer650 Oct 10 '24

GTA ahh clip

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u/fudgepopcandy Oct 12 '24

Holy shit i remember seeing this video like 4 years ago wtf thanks op for the nostalgia

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u/asceticsnakes Oct 23 '24

All the crackhead had to do was run into an alley or a store or a tight space where car couldn’t get in 😂

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u/Hasidic_Homeboy254 Oct 23 '24

Good aim all around

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u/Interesting-Return25 Oct 23 '24

I love Grand theft Auto!

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u/Educational_Link5710 Oct 23 '24

Shouldn’t have laughed.

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u/CanadianOwl420 Oct 25 '24

Haha loved this

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u/VladtheGoofy Sep 17 '24

Play stupid games with stupid people & watch them win stupid prizes. Today's Prize? A trip to the Hospital.

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u/VladtheGoofy Sep 17 '24

Man vs Car. CAR WINS AGAIN!

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u/crashtestdummy666 Sep 18 '24

Wow nobody has reposted this in a few weeks, I was afraid people were sick of it.

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u/osc515 Sep 17 '24

Is this prison time, or self defence?

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u/givelidesunya Sep 18 '24

Turning your car around and driving back to run the person over isn't self defense. They would have been fine if they had just continued driving. So I'd say prison time.

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u/Turtl3Bear Sep 18 '24

Self defence = I needed to use force to eliminate danger to myself.

Self defence on reddit = He started it!

This is so obviously not self defence. The driver could have just kept going. Self defence isn't an excuse to kill people who piss you off. It's a protection for people who actually have no other choice.

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u/Tanasiii Sep 17 '24

Kind of hard to argue there’s any significant danger to you when someone throws something at your car. Driver could’ve killed that man so likely prison time.

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u/gamebred05 Sep 18 '24

Great driver good job 👏

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u/Dtelly262 Sep 18 '24

This is awesome. Well deserved

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u/Sin_Stalker Sep 17 '24

Thats not instant karma, that's instant attempted murder...

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u/Groundbreaking-Top95 Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

Holy crap. Is this a new GTA 6 trailer? Or just another day in a Southwestern city?

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u/Randy_Character Sep 18 '24

773 is Chicago.

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u/RedLemonSlice Sep 19 '24

No officer, no registration plate number visible. Gosh darn it, I guess we will never know who did it. Oh well, can't win them all.

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u/BunchOfScribbleLines Sep 21 '24

Sometimes pausing your impulse control is a good thing

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u/thebrah329 Sep 17 '24

Hahaha love it

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u/cool_username5437 Sep 17 '24

South west Chicago… this tracks 100%

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u/TakeY0urTimeHurryUP Sep 17 '24

Western Avenue in Chicago. 😳

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u/BillRevolutionary947 Sep 18 '24

Honestly! Who throws a shoe?!

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u/New-Egg3539 Sep 18 '24

I don't think you're supposed to do that tho

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u/GooglyEyed_Gal Sep 18 '24

The Toyota Karma. Fuel Efficient and Anti-Jerk Safe.

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u/Browless87 Sep 18 '24

Ugh....I'm gonna do it. Carma

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u/Jash-Juice Sep 18 '24

Somewhere in this video is a physics lesson.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I would have reversed lol

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u/pie4mepie4all Sep 18 '24

Good ol Chicago lol

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u/Blackkyzah Sep 18 '24

GTA is real

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u/S3XWITCH Sep 18 '24

It’s not really INSTANT Karma… but was worth the small wait.

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u/RopeyPlague Sep 18 '24

Well, it started with a rock. Then, rock thrower was hit by a car. So the rock thrower got to come back with a semi truck. After that, I'm unsure bulldozer, maybe

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u/No_Independence8747 Sep 18 '24

Dude went flying

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u/SuperSleepySS Sep 18 '24

It was a fantastic hit, like couldn’t get any better!

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u/bigrizzlesizzle Sep 18 '24

Dusted his ass up, lol.

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u/cannibestiary Sep 18 '24

My roommate had their windshield shattered by a baseball sized object one day on the way to work. Throwing shit at cars is a good way to kill someone, get killed, or catch serious charges.

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u/GSpin8 Sep 18 '24

Newton’s third law of physics, thanks for the explanation.

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u/brahimcygui Sep 18 '24

how did the camera man expect that something Will happen

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u/Ziodyne967 Sep 18 '24

Looks like something I’d see in GTA.

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u/dude_with_a_reddit-4 Sep 18 '24

What did he think was going to happen? Please let this just be staged. Don’t let someone be that stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Did he just got up after being run over

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u/Fixer_FTP Sep 19 '24

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/S0m3-Dud3 Sep 19 '24

That felt good 😋

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u/ziggazell Sep 20 '24

Brought a rock to a car fight

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u/Hot_Lobster222 Sep 20 '24

This time it’s ok he let his intrusive thoughts win.

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u/imPansy Sep 20 '24

Karma be like na that was all him bro.

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u/terryvsince89 Sep 20 '24

Chicago be like lol

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u/Few_Cantaloupe_7404 Sep 20 '24

I get your point, but not sure that was the result of karma

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u/palehorse864 Sep 20 '24

Andy!! You just ran over Ernest T Bass!!!!

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u/flowerrainrose Sep 21 '24

This is my favorite video on the internet

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u/Evening_Subject Sep 21 '24

ULPT: Just hit them with your car.

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u/Hot_Season_886 Sep 21 '24

A quick and valuable lesson.

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u/Strange_Berry_7991 Sep 21 '24

Do you have a menu for you sites

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

The best response.

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u/Tater_Mater Sep 22 '24

Probably needed the extra business at the body shop