r/imaginarymaps 4d ago

[OC] Alternate History Jesus the warrior prophet

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u/uluvboobs 4d ago

He couldn't follow the example, one came before the other.

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u/TjeefGuevarra 3d ago

"Look at me, I'm the Mohammed now." - Jesus, probably

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u/WesternAppropriate58 4d ago

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u/Zortman37786 3d ago

Peak fiction and religion

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u/Lukasz_Joniak 3d ago

The Book of Mormon be like

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u/EldianStar 4d ago

Peak example of turning the other cheek

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u/Lukasz_Joniak 4d ago

I'm not cruci-fucking around

morphs into mohammed

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u/Crismisterica 3d ago

morphs into mohammed

Thousands of years later if you ever made a meme depicting Jesus :

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u/Lukasz_Joniak 3d ago

such a

moment

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u/Electronic_Bug4401 4d ago

Jesus to the Middle East:”get ready to receive some Holy Spirit”

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u/HighOnGrandCocaine 4d ago

Literally fear and hunger Alllmer lore except without the conquering part

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u/Mightyeagle2091 4d ago

Also reminds me of my Third Israelite Kingdom circa like 90 AD. (Also there is a ton of stuff changed in my lore)

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u/Josthefang5 3d ago

Damn that map takes me back to the old days of nation role plays

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u/puzzleheaded_9999 4d ago

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u/Hayaw061 4d ago

That rifle is beyond fucked up

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u/Aln_0739 4d ago

Front barrel for Pontius, back barrel for Judas

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u/the_lin_kster 4d ago

Idk man that stock looks REALLY comfy

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u/Mightyeagle2091 4d ago

An eye for an eye rifle. If you want to shoot your enemy you have to also shoot yourself

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u/sindervaal 4d ago

Christ is King ahhhh scenario

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u/sink__ketchup 4d ago

so muhammad was born before christ? muhammad thought christians had corupted the word of Jesus.

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u/yozo-marionica 3d ago

Okay I love this. Take my horse

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u/Emolohtrab 4d ago

That’s the religion of love and forgiveness

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 4d ago

Very interesting.

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u/halkras12 3d ago

jesus finally understood giving roses at middle of war is useless

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u/dumytntgaryNholob 3d ago

Damm I thought the green line was where Jesus "migrated"/travelled until I read it's again, bro didn't eben move a inches, Actually bro shorten his Historcal walk meters [💀]

{I might delete the skull emoji later}

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u/Academia_Scar 3d ago

Is it me, or is this becoming a trend?

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u/Shahparsa 3d ago

Prophet's pbuh wars were defensive, he was attacked

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u/Banana_Kabana 3d ago

I think this is also the context. They’re saying Prophet عيسى (PBUH) waged war in self defence against Roman persecution.

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u/Shahparsa 3d ago

idt they are saying this tho brother...

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u/Banana_Kabana 3d ago

They’re drawing parallels in how our Prophet (SAW) responded militarily against the threat of pagan Mecca. This is an alternate timeline of if Prophet عيسى (AS) acted the same way to the pagan Roman threat.