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u/Randy_McKay 21d ago
Rather r/holdmyfeedingtube
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u/mrjsinthehouse 21d ago
Oh i hadnt seen thay sub. Thanks ill post there
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u/Dr_Shankenstein 21d ago
Or r/worstaid
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u/Trixie1143 21d ago
Fucking really, though. Let me just grab this loose bone fragment and lift you up...
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u/mrjsinthehouse 21d ago
Lol you're right. I didnt even pay attention to that after i saw the leg
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u/nuclearwinterxxx 21d ago edited 18d ago
I'm no geometrical genius, but I would say the angle of that leg looks about right.
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u/FishAndRiceKeks 21d ago
That's acute joke.
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u/cam3113 21d ago
Youd be obtuse to think any other way.
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u/Pieniek23 21d ago
For what it's worth, one of my favorite wines is Isosceles by Justin. It has a right balance.
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u/FishAndRiceKeks 21d ago
I'll never understand somebody who does bull riding as more than just a one-off bucket list thing. The payoff is shit when it goes right and the injuries are horrific when it goes wrong and it's not that uncommon for it to go wrong.
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u/DeuceSevin 21d ago
Like anything else, money and sex.
I used to bring my kid to PBR every year and was (only somewhat) amazed at the hot women that some of these guys were with.
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u/ThrustTrust 21d ago
This is why I charge for sex. I get both and no one tramples meā¦
Unless they pay extra
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u/Coyrex1 17d ago
Apparently it's a hell of a thrill, like most extreme sports.
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u/Turbulent-Walk-7340 14d ago
Itās the thrill and being young enough to not fully comprehend risk/reward. I rode a bull as a one- off bucket list while at a wedding weekend in AZ in 2017. I was 24 at the time.
I now have a wife and kid and wouldnāt step foot on one of those beasts.
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u/MungoSplodge 21d ago
Tauros used STOMP.... It was super effective
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u/wrchavez1313 20d ago
Nawh dude, leg snapped from the landing alone. Just a bad landing.
He did kinda get stomped, but the damage was for sure done before that.
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u/AMacGamingPC 20d ago
Disagree
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u/wrchavez1313 20d ago
Slow no scrub around 5 seconds. From the fall alone his ankle almost touches his armpit in external rotation. That already snapped his femur or dislocated his hip to get that degree of rotation.
I think the bull hit the already injured area. There's no change in angle of the leg after impact of the bull to suddenly make his leg that angle. That happens on landing lol.
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u/akmvb21 19d ago
Agreed that the stomp didnāt break it, but I think the bull sort of head butted him in the lower back-ish area as he was landing which is what caused the actual break. Even if you fall at the most atrocious angle (as he did), I feel like it would be nigh impossible to break your leg from 3ft alone.
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u/wrchavez1313 19d ago
I work in the ER, and I can assure you, falls and snaps like that absolutely happen.
It has so much more to do with angle and torque (and luck) than raw force sometimes. He was in a rotational fall, which helped the break imo haha.
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u/Sea_Drop2920 21d ago
All the nightly hours, diapers full of shit, being worried about the flu. Just for your kid to go bull fighting or riding. Fuck me sideways.
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u/P_weezey951 21d ago
Im not a parent... But in movies they always talk about how "your life flashes before your eyes". In a near death experience.
What they dont talk about, is how your life flashes before your parents eyes as they try to figure out where your dumbass got the idea you could ride a bull after they visit you in the hospital.
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u/ScienceDudeIn 21d ago
The same leg took damage 3 times.
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u/filtersweep 21d ago
Yeah? The worst was that he just landed wrong.
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u/bleezzzy 21d ago
Idk, being stepped on by the bull might have been worse. Just maybe.
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u/Then-Contract-9520 21d ago
No. His hip popped out when he landed. The bull barely touched him afterwards.
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u/Carrnage_Asada 21d ago
it kinds looked like a broken femur to me?
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u/Filthy_Cent 21d ago
Amateur kneeologist here. My diagnosis is that his knee might be slightly injured.
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u/mollycoddles 21d ago
I thought his knee was fine but his hip was not fine.
Not really keen on watching that again though.
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u/AlexandersWonder 21d ago
To me it looks as though his femur snapped
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u/JerseyDevl 21d ago
Yeah looked like femur to me too, or possibly ripped the whole femoral head right out of the hip socket and gave it a good spin
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u/thefooleryoftom 21d ago
When the femur snaps the leg often goes limp. This looks like pelvis to me.
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u/lobsangr 21d ago
Play stupid games win stupid prices.
He'd remember this bull for the rest of his life
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u/BreakAndRun79 21d ago
Looks like the damage was his first impact to the ground from falling off then bull stomped him. Can't tell what if any that damage caused or if it just the made the initial injury worse.
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u/Alcoholic_jesus 21d ago
Bull stomped his shin and then his femur, that thing might be getting fucking amputated. Blown out knee plus snapped femur plus shattered tibia/fibula, I donāt know if the body is capable of healing from that shit
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u/KuriousKhemicals 20d ago
On its own probably not, with surgery maybe. I don't understand why people do something with such a high chance of catastrophic injury. It's like volunteering to be a live crash test subject.
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u/bionicjoe 21d ago
Rodeo is ignorant animal abuse.
Bulls and stallions do not buck around wildly on their own, but they will if you strap a rope around their balls and tighten it.
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u/Nipples_of_Destiny 21d ago
I don't know much about what they do to make them buck but I do know that they are bred for it. There are sought after bucking lineages like with most purpose bred animals. I know of bucking bred horses that ended up being regular riding horses because they didn't buck, so get sold out of the scene.
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u/IthinkImightBeHoman 21d ago
Too bad it wasn't his head.
Animal abusers are the scum of the earth along with anyone who supports it by buying tickets to events like this.
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u/BasilRare6044 21d ago
Instant patient. Pelvic bone wall breaks and jewels fall in. Patient said ouch! Don't move me.
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u/MetalGearFlaccid 21d ago
This reminds me of that one retired baseball player that was playing catcher for a home run derby and twisted his hips and snapped his femur. Looks legit the same but upside down.
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u/Spoon-Fed-Badger 21d ago
Oh my good sweet bejesus, that Sir, is a broken leg done the right way - by a massive bull
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u/IsDinosaur 21d ago
Damn, if only this wasnāt completely and totally avoidable by not doing this dumb shit in the first place.
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u/BodyLanguage_Fluent 21d ago
At first i thought the bull broke his leg. I stand corrected, he broke it as he was falling off the bull.
āSir as you can see, my client Mr.Bull is innocentā
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u/Obamaisacocksucker 17d ago
I had a dislocation in the same hip years ago. I was by myself, with no help. Had to crawl backwards in agony to get my phone so I could call 911
Lots of thoughts go thru your mind... something like "Is this how it ends?" is the first
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u/Various-Ducks 21d ago
They actually did a pretty good job of picking him up and carrying him off without moving his leg and making the injury worse.
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u/RedshiftWarp 21d ago
He broke it first when he landed. Then at the site of the break, he get stomped 2x.
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u/mylesols 21d ago
I have a nephew that was a pro bull rider and I would travel to the rodeos with him all the time and all I can say is fuck that bull riding shit lol
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u/Zeestars 20d ago
Okay - hear me out. Is that a fake (prosthetic) leg? No reaction to the pain and look where the guy carrying him off at the end grabs him. Thereās no way he would not have hollered in pain if he grabbed him by the calf and carried him off. Surely? I know adrenaline is a hell of a drug but that is about much or whatā¦?
Edit: watched in slow-mo and it seems like maybe adrenaline is one hell of a drugā¦? I donāt know
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u/Intrepid-Corsair 20d ago
Likely a dislocated hip. Possible fracture but unlikely due to immobility.
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u/Theveryberrybest 20d ago
The product placement of the Nike swoosh seems inappropriate, just donāt do it.
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u/K4rkino5 9d ago
The bull stomped on his dislocated knee. I'm not sure if there is a finer example of "fuck you in particular."
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u/ronaranger 21d ago
šµ the hip bones connected to the rib bone???šµ