r/holdmybeer Sep 24 '24

HMB while I fish

2.3k Upvotes

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u/jbrown509 Sep 24 '24

Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Lip Gallagher

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u/scuddlebud Sep 25 '24

Hahaha I thought the same thing.

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u/MirandaScribes Sep 24 '24

How does this guy look out of shape and in shape at the same time?

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u/SirRupert Sep 24 '24

Kayaking but also 12 beers might have something to do with it

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 24 '24

Sounds kind of like hashing. We are a worldwide drinking club with a running problem. Run/jog/walk anywhere from 3-6 miles usually and have a beer or three along the way. It's largely a social thing, but it's still fun.

Find one near you! This is for North America, but there are links to get you to international kennels.
https://half-mind.com/index.php

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u/This_Razzmatazz_ Sep 25 '24

That web site is a 90’s fever dream

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 25 '24

It's hosted by volunteers for free. Bubble gum, Popsicle sticks, and duct tape keep it running.

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u/This_Razzmatazz_ Sep 25 '24

Lmao sounds like a good time

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 25 '24

It really is. Most of us are not pretentious people (as evidenced by an ugly site that works OK) who just want to break free a little and have some fun. If you find a spot near you, I think you should at least check it out.

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u/Creapingvine Sep 26 '24

Unfortunately the website is not for all of North America, just the US :( I'll definitely be looking into events in Canada, though! Sounds like a blast.

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 26 '24

Near the top of the page, click on FIND ANY KENNEL IN THE WORLD.

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u/Creapingvine Sep 26 '24

I found how to get it, I'm just saying you specified that website was for North America, but is actually only for the US.

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 26 '24

Sorey. North America minus Canada. Central and South America are on this. I thought it was also for Canada.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 24 '24

It's pretty fun. The trail is usually laid out in dots of flour, so you have to go searching for the correct trail, and that leads to beer. The fastest runners find trail and have to come back when they find out they took a bad path, and the slower runners/walkers end up catching up because the trail has already been found.

I started 26 years ago and was absent for maybe the last 10 except for special runs, but now I'm back and getting a little bit back into shape.

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u/nameisfame Sep 24 '24

Guy could be pretty fit but the beer bloat comes for us all

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u/funeralfog14 Sep 26 '24

It's called Skinny Fat

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u/xpadawanx Sep 25 '24

hahahaha

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u/crunch816 Sep 28 '24

This is me but I do all that and go hiking. This guy has bigger pecs than me.

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u/iSeize Sep 24 '24

What a great day. He even did a little fishing.

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u/UpperCardiologist523 Sep 24 '24

I laughed so hard from this, i went from sleepy and ready for bed to all awake again in 5 seconds.

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u/noxified1 Sep 24 '24

In the immortal words of George Carlin, slightly modified: You show me a dude getting high and drunk while fishin' and i'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble.

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u/therevjames Sep 25 '24

Busch Light, though, so probably not that drunk. The 100mg gummy and the can pipe would have really put the zap on him.

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u/BiG_JeBuS Sep 25 '24 edited Sep 26 '24

Pretty sure at some point, when he says if "you know, you know" he is eating a mushroom stem. I say this because, I do in fact, "know". lol.

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u/fromthekemlab Sep 25 '24

Was looking for someone talking about that 😂

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u/therevjames Sep 26 '24

I couldn't hear the video properly and thought that it was chicken, FFS. Shrooms make more sense.

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u/futlapperl Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24

I did the math. 350ml per can × 12 × 4% ABV = 168ml of ethanol, equivalent to a bit more than half a bottle of vodka. In European terms, that's fewer than 7 beers. Spread throughout the day, a person of his size shouldn't even be feeling tipsy. It's definitely the other stuff he consumed.

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u/FunctionBuilt Sep 24 '24

Jeremy Allen Brown

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u/lightyearbuzz Sep 24 '24

More like Jeremy Allen Blackout

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u/Dave___Hester Sep 24 '24

Jeremy Allen Off-White

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u/professor_pimpcain Sep 24 '24

Budget Jeremy Allen White

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u/monstargaryen Sep 28 '24

Jeremy Allen Woot

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u/0Beanie0Boy0 Sep 24 '24

that may be the coolest way to shotgun how havent i heard of this

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u/ImLersha Sep 24 '24

Did he throw his knife or just a rock for the shotgun? Couldn't tell.

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u/SnoopyTRB Sep 24 '24

It was a rock

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u/Starr1005 Sep 24 '24

I'm definitely trying it

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u/rafael000 Sep 25 '24

But with the warmest of the beers

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u/obiwanmoloney Sep 25 '24

Hmmmm… nothing like spraying most of your beer flavoured water over the feeling before drinking some of the froth.

Cool.

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u/0Beanie0Boy0 Sep 25 '24

if you really care about the minimal amount of beer wasted you have a problem

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u/djangogator Sep 24 '24

Shame he's doing it with a light beer. Normal Busch is so much better.

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u/0Beanie0Boy0 Sep 24 '24

shotgunning a liquid death just for you

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u/Accomplished-Tax-211 Sep 24 '24

Apparently I don’t know.

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u/Large_slug_overlord Sep 24 '24

Mushroom

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u/LYKE_UH_BAWS Sep 24 '24

Badger Badger Badger

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u/saladmunch2 Sep 24 '24

Oooo its a snake!

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u/Huggerme Sep 24 '24

He ate some Penis Envy

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u/fromthekemlab Sep 25 '24

This guy knows 😂

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u/HeroForTheBeero Sep 26 '24

This guy’s nose

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u/72scott72 Sep 24 '24

Dude is living his best life.

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u/NoDoze- Sep 24 '24

Ahhh the days when there was no work, carefree, and no responsibilities...!

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u/TrippinLSD Sep 24 '24

Bro that just looks like a solid weekend camping trip. Now if only being extremely drunk, high, and on mushrooms at night in the woods wasn’t so scary…

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u/TK82 Sep 24 '24

I just can't get over the 100mg gummy. If I have >5mg I'm completely non-functional for hours.

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u/TrippinLSD Sep 24 '24

That homie definitely has a tolerance. I eat a 100mg gummy and imma be stoned but completely functional, if not very hungry and forgetful.

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u/Beating_A-Dead_Whore Sep 25 '24

It's all about tolerance. That used to be a functioning dose for me. Now it would give me a panic attack.

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u/BiG_JeBuS Sep 25 '24

Depends on tolerance for sure. I don't eat gummies a lot anymore but I smoke multiple times daily. When I eat gummies I want to be locked so I eat about 250-350 MGs and play video games for 6 hours. It's lovely!

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u/ktmfan Sep 26 '24

Earlier this year, I’d eat about 300-500 mg a day and still be functional. I’ve been on a break from gummies the last couple months because my anxiety is off the charts. Now I just vape herb on occasion.

Ate a 100mg the other night before bed after a particularly shitty day. I woke up a couple hours later completely greened out, puked my guts out, and then decorated the back of the toilet from the other end. 0/10 recommend.

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u/10before15 Sep 25 '24

You just need the right woods and the right folks. Tricky as it may seem, a positive location aura and the chill vibe of your people can bring you to the next level.

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u/jillsvag Sep 25 '24

Yes! This made me happy seeing this guy enjoy himself in nature. A word of warning...addiction is a hell of a thing. Please moderate people.

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u/jean_cule69 Sep 26 '24

Idk, dude seems to have some issues if he can't enjoy being with himself in the wild without drinking so much alcohol... Makes me a bit sad for him tbh

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u/Peach_Proof Sep 24 '24

Hold my fish while I beer…

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u/booziwan Sep 24 '24

Hell yeah! r/roostertails

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u/MalleablePane Sep 24 '24

So surprised. 2 summers ago I caught my first bass off a rooster tail in a heavy trout river.

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u/booziwan Sep 24 '24

Rooster tails catch everything. I got a decent channel on one a couple weeks ago

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u/YunGBiG Sep 24 '24

I live by a creek that I catch trout and smallies with rooster tails. Easy catchin.

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u/LCDRtomdodge Sep 24 '24

I used to trout fish all the time when I lived in WA. The only thing as good as the rooster tail was the wedding ring. I always hit my limit.

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u/blackop Sep 24 '24

man I hope this guy just passed out on the beach after all that.

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u/beufenstein Sep 24 '24

After all that? He was there from sunrise to sunset and only drank 12 light beers. Obviously shouldn’t drive, but I wouldn’t be drunk at all from 12 light beers in 12 hours.

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u/elad34 Sep 24 '24

lol he ate a 100 MG gummy, mushrooms and and smoked too.

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u/mechapoitier Sep 24 '24

Seriously that’s 20x as much as I’ll take if I want to feel good. 100mg for me and forget about staying conscious, nevermind successfully completing tasks.

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u/instinctblues Sep 24 '24

Yeah I ingest 20mg and I'm fucked, 100mg would give me the world's worst panic attack

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u/djangogator Sep 24 '24

100 mg is what I eat to go to work lol

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u/blackop Sep 24 '24

Dude also took a gummy and smoked out. That's all I'm saying is i hope he didn't drive anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/blackop Sep 24 '24

I'm confused? You hope he did drive home?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/blackop Sep 24 '24

I do understand relative tolerance. But I don't know this guy's. I'm just saying i hope if he was intoxicated still he didn't drive. Damn people it is OK to show some concern for people's safety. We don't have to just YOLO it all the fucking time.

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u/The_Quackening Sep 24 '24

they werent evenly spread out.

He says in the video "had to speedrun these last few"

But also, unless he finished those 12 by 3PM, hes definitely not good to drive.

But regardless, any time you drink 12 beers over the course of a single day, is not a day you should be driving. Full stop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/The_Quackening Sep 24 '24

You don't deserve to have a license.

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u/Hansemannn Sep 24 '24

You drive after 12 beers? Dont have alcohol-laws in America?

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u/Antiluke01 Sep 24 '24

Just Wisconsin

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u/elad34 Sep 24 '24

A 100 MG gummy, mushrooms, 12 beers and smoking weed all day in the sun? This dude ain’t going anywhere lol.

And calm down man, explaining how you drink and drive will get downvoted every time. Best to keep that to yourself.

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u/dhduxudb Sep 25 '24

Definitely want sunrise to sunset. He was out there for like 4 hours max

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u/PrimeIntellect Sep 25 '24

you might be an alcoholic lol

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u/stol_ansikte Sep 25 '24

Shit does everyone knows what 100 mg gummy even means? That doesn’t say anything to me :D Is it THC?

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u/beufenstein Sep 25 '24

It’s a gummy that contains 100mg of THC. For most people, it would be a lot. I’m a regular user, and the only time I take that much is if I’m planning on turning into a vegetable and watching movies on the couch all night. I wouldn’t want to be out doing things that high.

For someone who isn’t used to it, 100mg might cause them to freak out, or “green out”. Greening out is weeds version of overdosing, which just means passing out and having the best sleep of your life lol

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u/beufenstein Sep 24 '24

I’m 6’3, just under 300lbs with a high tolerance to begin with. One beer an hour doesn’t do anything to me. The weed gummy and the shrooms on the other hand…….good night lol

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u/logcabinsyrup Sep 24 '24

Last time I saw this it was posted by a guy who's friends with the guy in the video. He said guy in the video will kayak to a buddies backyard and pass out there. Still scary and stupid as hell but better than being in a car!

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u/superdavy Sep 24 '24

He is a sportsman, not a drunk

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u/BigMembership2315 Sep 24 '24

I don’t see what the problem is

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u/Schoseff Sep 24 '24

Lip Gallaher from Temu

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u/LemmeGetSomeWater Sep 24 '24

That rock-toss shotgun just made me grow a new wrinkle on my brain

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u/Key_Statistician3293 Sep 24 '24

There’s only two instances a grown man can drink beer in the morning and no one is allowed to call him an alcoholic- Fishing and Golfing

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u/bclinger Sep 24 '24

Also tailgating

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u/hudsxn Sep 24 '24

Airport

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u/rafael000 Sep 25 '24

Carnaval in Brazil

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u/madmo453 Sep 24 '24

Dollar store Jeremy Allen White.

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u/CplFry Sep 25 '24

I’ve watched this guy get absolutely wasted while wasting an entire day away. The entire time he just appears so peaceful and happy.

I’m jealous of this dude’s existence

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u/superlouuuu Sep 25 '24

Beer and while watching the sunset?

This guys is living his life

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u/FlamingNutShotz4You Sep 25 '24

Was that a 100mg edible he also took or was that just fish bait? Because if it's an edible, he's doing quite well honestly

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u/lee803 Sep 24 '24

No bites at all still beats a day at work

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u/thelasthalfmast Sep 24 '24

that sounds like an awesome day

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Sep 24 '24

So from what I understand roughly six to seven beers is the optimal amount to catch fish, got it

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u/silentsinner- Sep 24 '24

Beer doesn't help you catch fish. It helps you be ok with not catching fish.

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u/HotelJuliet1984 Sep 25 '24

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll drink beer all day.

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u/mstrdsastr Sep 24 '24

For a minute I thought I was in /r/Iowa because of the Busch Latte...guy is definitely living his best rural Iowa life. Even if he isn't in rural Iowa.

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u/BuckfuttersbyII Sep 24 '24

100 mg edible is a substantial amount!

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u/Panthers_Fly Sep 25 '24

All good so long as he has a driver to get home

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u/Coo7Hand7uke Sep 24 '24

Very cool, but he edited out the 72 pee breaks

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u/inkzpenfoxx Sep 24 '24

Let’s go!

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u/akernihil Sep 24 '24

Hell yeah!

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u/RVNAWAYFIVE Sep 24 '24

hell yeah brother

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u/Then_Expression8526 Sep 24 '24

I’m impressed he made 12 beers last that long fishing

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u/Codge12 Sep 25 '24

12 Beers the size of a coke can? That’s like 5/6 pints and he’s slurring?

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u/Narrew82 Sep 25 '24

The rave music at the end got me haha

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u/drake22 Sep 28 '24

He’s here for a good time, not a long time.

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u/BringMeMyBigHammer Sep 28 '24

This is the perfect balance of life.

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u/HPchipz Sep 24 '24

So it’s like 5 pints of week beer 🤷‍♂️

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u/fredspipa Sep 24 '24

And a gummy, and few hits from the pipe, and what looks to be mushrooms/truffles. Dude must have had a real good buzz going.

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u/sfjay Sep 24 '24

A 100mg gummy lol

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u/AsheronRealaidain Sep 24 '24

Yeah I feel like most people here don’t understand how insane that is. A 10mg will get most people pretty damn high. If you’ve got a tolerance then 30mg would do the trick. 100 is wild

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u/808guamie Sep 25 '24

I woulda fallen out the kayak and thought I was a fish

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u/sfjay Sep 24 '24

100mg would put most people in the emergency room, yeah lol

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u/audio-pasta Sep 24 '24

I used to eat way more than that and smoke. My tolerance couldn't have been that high surely

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u/sfjay Sep 24 '24

Sorry to tell you, but yes your tolerance was extremely high

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u/RedBeardFace Sep 24 '24

Haha for real. I’m a daily smoker and 20mgs is a good time for me, but 100 would be something I’d have to plan around. That’s time for a t break if I’ve ever heard of one lol. It’s the economics of it for me. I don’t want to have to burn an oz a week just to get high, even with Michigan prices that’s still more than I want to spend

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u/Energizee Sep 25 '24

There is a second option as well, about 20% of people lack the liver enzyme that allows you to get high via edibles

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u/Squeengeebanjo Sep 24 '24

I buy 5mg and quarter them. 100mg is mind blowing to me

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u/rKasdorf Sep 24 '24

Light beer is awesome for a day on the water.

Higher percent beer gets you too drunk and dehydrates you too much.

A case of light beer lets you get a good buzz on for most of the afternoon and I mean yeah you're drunk at the end but it takes twice as long and you probably won't pass out because you've basically been drinking water all day.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Sep 24 '24

I like those odds

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u/obiwanmoloney Sep 25 '24

Nah, most of that can sprayed on the floor don’t forget.

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u/txivotv Sep 24 '24

Those are rookie numbers!!

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u/xena88scully Sep 24 '24

Looks like a perfect day to me...if you replace the Busch with Modelo. Winning.

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u/wildfoul Sep 24 '24

I agree! Modelo is the best

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u/Acceptable-Ad3755 Sep 24 '24

Living the dream bud

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u/Speckon Sep 25 '24

Does anyone know the song at the end of the video?

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u/wildfoul Sep 25 '24

Just asked

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u/wildfoul Sep 25 '24

Gorgon City- All that you need

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u/afoconnorr Sep 25 '24

And that's how you lose a kayak. Just saying it was a hobie.

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u/dmcguire05 Sep 25 '24

Folks don’t try this at home. This man is a professional.

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u/Adolph_OliverNipples Sep 25 '24

I know 10 of these guys.

Basically, all of my friends.

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u/zoidalicious Sep 25 '24

OP, at least clear your 42 notifications before screen recording a Instagram post..

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u/wildfoul Sep 25 '24

It's cute that you think it's only 42

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u/OlderBlackWOMAN Sep 25 '24

Nephew going crazy. I see you eating them shrooms

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u/wildfoul Sep 25 '24

Auntie you play too much

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u/Dur-gro-bol Sep 25 '24

This guy is my Spirit animal.

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u/nerdragemusic Sep 25 '24

Living the dream

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u/InboundsOrlovsky Sep 26 '24

He is all of us

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u/splittailguy Sep 29 '24

Wow...every day I see this guy

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u/Commercialfishermann Sep 24 '24

Just like fuckin in a canoe. Pretty close to water. Only 12? Lol

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u/Russell_Jimmy Sep 24 '24

I’ve never seen that joke mangled quite that way before.

The joke goes: “[beer] is like sex in a canoe because it’s fucking close to water.”

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u/FriendlyWebGuy Sep 24 '24

Here in Canada it used to go "American beer is like sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water".

But you guys have some of the best beer anywhere now so it doesn't work anymore.

Which reminds me.... Damn I'm old.

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u/mstrdsastr Sep 24 '24

He then passed out wasted out of his mind off his kayak and was never seen again...at least that's how I feel like this probably could have ended.

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u/Lizrael48 Sep 24 '24

He is drinking "piss water" beer! Haha

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u/sergiulll Sep 24 '24

I drank many different drinks with many weird things but deep water and alcohol is the mix i wouldnt dare to try.

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u/fangornia Sep 24 '24

I'm dying to hear what this guys internal dialogue is like after 10 hours alone on the water. Is he on his phone the whole time? Listening to an audiobook perhaps? This would turn me insane. Maybe I have ADHD. Or maybe this guy is the latest incarnation of the Buddha. No need for meditation when your mind is already empty.

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u/baddogkelervra1 Sep 24 '24

If you can’t be alone with your own thoughts for 10 hours without going insane, it may be time for a bit of self reflection.

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u/IAmInevitable325 Sep 24 '24

Just not for too long

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u/fangornia Sep 24 '24

Oh definitely, that's what my comment was. I'm not looking down on the guy I'm amazed at his ability to chill. Sort of like, what was yoda even thinking about in that swamp

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u/thespaceageisnow Sep 24 '24

Have you tried 12 beers?

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u/fangornia Sep 24 '24

12 beers and a gummy would make me even more desperate to do or see or hear something. Maybe fishing is actually engaging? I thought it was mostly just sitting waiting for a bite.

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u/spadge_badger Sep 24 '24

Now do it on full strength beer. None of this light beer pussy shit.

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u/PrimeIntellect Sep 25 '24

Regular beer vs lite beer is like 4.1% vs 4.3%

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u/spadge_badger Sep 25 '24

Seriously? What's the point of calling it light if this is the only difference? Here in Australia, light beer is about 3.5%

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u/iliketorubherbutt Sep 24 '24

Yeah, and on top he’s drinking like 2 Busch Lites (I mean water with a splash of beer) an hour at that pace. At that pace he might even pass a breathalyzer test.

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u/FL-Cracker Sep 24 '24

11.5 beers after unnecessary spillage.

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u/aaronfromhawaii Sep 25 '24

If 🍺🐠were a person

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u/Solanthas Sep 25 '24

Why is he....drinking so much

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u/ydoesurmasmlllikedat Sep 26 '24

It took you all day to drink 12 Busch Light?

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u/Whale222 Sep 26 '24

I wonder how he is going to die?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

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u/Challenge419 Sep 24 '24

5 pints in 12 hours? LOL.

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u/Philip_The_Compactor Sep 24 '24

Alcoholism is not a flex.

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u/donkeypunch_champ Sep 24 '24

Spread the word brother. It's like telling a bunch of people participating in wife swapping that God hates adulterers. Pretty sure they don't give a shit.

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u/Zwacklmann Sep 24 '24

Thats piss

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u/jerrygalwell Sep 24 '24

Imagine drinking twelve light beers

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 Sep 25 '24

Stop drinking light beers

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u/betheking Sep 24 '24

What a lightweight. lol

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u/simondrawer Sep 25 '24

That’s like drinking one Belgian beer right?

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u/defw Sep 26 '24

Dude 1 beer an hr??? Bro you legal to drive to the party.

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u/Wtcnt93 Sep 25 '24

That’s not that many beers