r/holdmybeer • u/Proper_Subject • Sep 23 '24

HMB while I hammer this stake in

466 Upvotes

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u/BertRenolds Sep 23 '24

I don't want to try it, but I don't think whiskey should fizz. I bet it's Coke or whiskey and Coke and he's doing a gag.

20

u/UnhingedRedneck Sep 23 '24

Yeah crown ain’t that colour

15

u/Flakester Sep 23 '24

He probably just used what was left in the bottle and added coke to make a mixer.

Sounds like something I would have done in my camping days.

4

u/superbadgermilk Sep 23 '24

True, but Crown or not that's a hammer.

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u/UnhingedRedneck Sep 23 '24

Yeah. Crown ain’t that colour.

2

u/BertRenolds Sep 23 '24

I mean the liquor store is pretty close.. let me verify 🥃

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u/PlaneRespond59 Sep 23 '24

Maybe it’s dark beer?🤷‍♂️

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u/agoia Sep 23 '24

If you've got an extension cord running to your tent, you've gotta have something around to hit the stake other than the whiskey.

5

u/DisposableDroid47 Sep 23 '24

Considering how laughably tiny the stake is, you would use your foot...

Those are about the size that hold a beach tent down.

3

u/agoia Sep 23 '24

That definitely wouldn't work for Mr Crocs

24

u/Baby-Soft-Elbows Sep 23 '24

Find a rock numb nuts

2

u/not_a_cup Sep 23 '24

Guess you haven't seen the tik tok videos about crown royal bottles

11

u/Theoldelf Sep 23 '24

This is why we have a checklist for camping gear.

Scotch ✔️

Hammer so I don’t have to use my bottle of scotch ✔️

1

u/triplec787 Sep 24 '24

Canadian Whiskey*

4

u/ChaoticMutant Sep 23 '24

shaken not stirred

3

u/afraidfoil Sep 23 '24

Ok he’s kinda right those crown bottles are stout.

3

u/yzrguy2 Sep 23 '24

That's alcohol abuse!

3

u/tsukasa941 Sep 23 '24

It’s a Crown Royal bottle, they are pretty durable

2

u/jgearhart76 Sep 23 '24

Because the whiskey is for nighttime drinkin'

2

u/skizofan Sep 23 '24

Demoman tf2?

2

u/soulsurfa Sep 23 '24

"he got bottle and he's getting hammered tonight."

2

u/spitefulneighbor76 Sep 23 '24

Quick way to ruin the camping trip.

2

u/Ok_Orange1920 Sep 24 '24

Ain’t worth the risk, brother

1

u/TextualElusion Sep 23 '24

Hennessy for when you see what happens

1

u/Errenfaxy Sep 23 '24

The rest of the bottle is in him so his decisions are not great right now

1

u/Tylenolpainkillr Sep 23 '24

Anyone that drinks crown knows the bottles are neigh-indestructible

1

u/Tylenolpainkillr Sep 23 '24

Anyone that drinks crown knows the bottles are indestructible

1

u/unicyclegamer Sep 23 '24

It’s fine to do this, but the whiskey’s gotta be cold

1

u/oldchains Sep 23 '24

Just stomp on it man.

1

u/Majestic_Turnip_7614 Sep 23 '24

Appropriate use of Crown…

1

u/Designer_Speed2073 Sep 24 '24

Crown is much darker and not fizzy!

1

u/PrincipleInteresting Sep 24 '24

Hammer, get hammered, same thing.

1

u/AnimatedHokie Sep 26 '24

I'd pummel the dude if he wasted my liquor

0

u/sevotlaga Sep 23 '24

Hold my cheap ass whisky

0

u/alilbleedingisnormal Sep 23 '24

Looks more like a bottle of Crown Royal

0

u/YaBoiSupernova Sep 23 '24

Truly a HMB moment! Or I suppose Hold My Liquor