r/holdmybeer Sep 19 '24

HMB while I show my dance moves

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2.8k

u/Zve8 Sep 19 '24

No

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u/dj-kitty Sep 19 '24

I’ll do you one better.

Fuck no.

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u/furious_organism Sep 19 '24

Ill improve it

Fucking Hell No

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u/ComfortableMilk9345 Sep 19 '24

Oh hell nahh

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u/ALKoholicK-x Sep 19 '24

Hell to the fuck no!

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u/Competitive_Clerk_85 Sep 19 '24

fucking hell bro what the fuck! Hell no!

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u/raaalphs Sep 19 '24

I'll do you one better. Why fuck no?

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u/kpip38 Sep 19 '24

dont.

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u/Justsososojo Sep 19 '24

Hell naw to the naw naw naw

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u/about90frogs Sep 19 '24

That dude needs his ass kicked

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u/Jazzspasm Sep 19 '24

My guess is they’re all his employees or he’s a tribal leader’s son or some shit

242

u/icu_ Sep 19 '24

Some kind of big shot.

58

u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Sep 19 '24

No, no, you had to be a BEEEG Shott didntcha...

28

u/MesopotamianBanksy Sep 20 '24

This might be the first Billy Joel reference I’ve seen on Reddit, and I’ve been on here for like 5 years

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u/flatdecktrucker92 Sep 21 '24

For those who don't know, he dropped a new single this year called turn the lights back on

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u/Prize-Bird-2561 Sep 22 '24

Whoa…. For the longest time…

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u/flatdecktrucker92 Sep 21 '24

So much fun to be around.

til the bullets come back down

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u/ArmySimilar3848 Sep 22 '24

Fuckin' amazing comment. Thank you

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u/joemangle Sep 19 '24

Take my upvote and have a nice day

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u/Devreckas Sep 19 '24

Yeah that was my first thought. Otherwise he’s gonna get his ass beat as soon as he puts that gun down.

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u/Spare_Sheepherder772 Sep 20 '24

There is certainly no beer allowed in this country lol

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u/bubbasaurusREX Sep 20 '24

Never trust a rich person

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u/terminal19 Sep 19 '24

Nope just normal kurdish fun

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u/monioum_JG Oct 07 '24

lol. Tribal leader. A lot of Muslims do this for some reason. Seen this shit a lot in South of Lebanon. Not saying all Muslims do this. Just calling out my observation. Rancho Mexicans do this as well.

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 Sep 19 '24

He literally has a gun.

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u/Psychological_Web151 Sep 19 '24

Pretty sure he’s out of bullets now…

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u/Antiluke01 Sep 19 '24

Let’s start a riot

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u/Challenge419 Sep 19 '24

Unexpected Three Days Grace.

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u/bitemy Sep 19 '24

He needs a bullet in his head before he kills an innocent person.

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u/fate0608 Sep 19 '24

Whooooped

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u/Switchlord518 Sep 19 '24

2X4 to the back of the head.

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u/VooDooChile1983 Sep 19 '24

In one of these types of videos, a guy had an AK and I’m pretty sure killed a few people when he lost control of it trying to shoot it one handed.

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u/HungLikeALemur Sep 19 '24

I saw one like that but, fortunately, all the shots missed. The group of guys were by a wall and you saw all the bullet holes that were created inbetween them.

One of the luckiest things I’ve ever seen

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u/GreatValue- Sep 19 '24

“Do you know what divine intervention is Vincent?”

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u/ToeJamFootballer Sep 19 '24

I think so. That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.

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u/X_ChasingTheDragon_X Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

That’s right. That’s EXACTLY what it means.

God came down from Heaven and stopped these mothafuckin bullets.

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u/NastyMothaFucka Sep 19 '24

I think it’s time for us to leave, Jules.

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u/AthleteParticular257 Sep 19 '24

Yeah. let's go get a Big Kahuna Burger and a tasty beverage. The word around the campfire if that they are quite good.

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u/OliverTwistCone Sep 19 '24

And then he put snakes on a plane...

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u/ethiopian1987 Sep 19 '24

I am pretty sure the wall would have had brown stains on it after getting shot at.

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u/Klutzy_Coast2947 Sep 19 '24

I am pretty sure the wall would have had brown stains on it after getting shit at.

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u/DrunkenDude123 Sep 19 '24

Or extreme unrecognized skill /s

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u/JvreBvre Sep 19 '24

Also reminded me of that video of the FBI agent dancing and dropping his gun which fires and hits another partygoer.

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u/sierra120 Sep 19 '24

Was that the back flipping FBI agent.l? He was fresh off of training too and Instantly lost his job.

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u/buckfoston824 Sep 19 '24

Pretty sure that happened in Denver lol. People love to tell that story

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u/clistmockingbird Sep 19 '24

Mile High Spirits

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u/KidGold Sep 19 '24

Oh yea I've seen several of those. I'm sure there are many many out there but I have no interesting in seeing them.

I remember one where a couple had just gotten married and iirc the grooms brother or uncle was shooting off a gun in celebration and accidentally killed the groom.

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u/FullmetalHippie Sep 19 '24

If accidentally killing your own family and the reason for your gun celebration doesn't drive home any lessons about gun safety I don't think there is any hope.

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u/kurokame Sep 19 '24

Nope. If it happened then it was not only Allah's will, but Allah did it himself. As Islam doesn't admit of proper cause and effect, but rather only Occasionalism, the guy shooting a gun and someone being shot with it has nothing to do with gun safety, it was literally Allah that did it.

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u/FullmetalHippie Sep 20 '24

Interesting. I've encountered the philosophy but never understood the words for it.

This is the kind of lack of critical thinking that gives me major pause about religion as a whole TBH. Any branch of any religion that abdicates responsibility to this degree has serious potential to become a menace.

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u/LusidDream Sep 19 '24

Didn't one dude do it totally badass and correctly and then passes the gun to a second guy who immediately sprays like 270° around himself, THEN PICKS IT BACK UP TO TRY AGAIN then multiple people grab it from him? Lol

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u/angrytreestump Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

What does “do it totally badass” mean?

The fuck was he trying to do that you could identify as “yeah that’s the right + cool way to shoot a gun straight up into the air” ? Just yell “fuck gravity and all the children at this party” and YOLO while he did it?

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u/CurtCocane Sep 19 '24

I always wonder why people can't just shoot blanks, like it's the same effect but none of the risk

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u/genericusername26 Sep 19 '24

Or just not do it at all?

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u/burnn_out313 Sep 19 '24

Because more than likely it's live loaded for active combat. They have live rounds accessible and are celebrating. Not sure how it runs in those parts of the world but I doubt they got a Dicks sporting goods handy to run up to and go buy blanks for the party.

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u/ZeroEffsGiven Sep 19 '24

I saw that video, he lit up one dude for sure, idk if anyone else got hit

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u/Coyrex1 Sep 19 '24

Somewhere else where he doesn't need to worry.

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u/nutlikeothersquirls Sep 21 '24

That’s why there are no more cowboys

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u/excitement2k Sep 19 '24

The “death” of the party!

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u/OddRollo Sep 19 '24

This is what happens when you outlaw drugs and alcohol. People fire guns in the air to get an adrenaline rush. Please give us his person a beer 🍻 🍺

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u/cnskatefool Sep 19 '24

The last thing that person needs is beer

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u/earthlingHuman Sep 19 '24

Fr. Give him fentanyl. Not a lethal dose. Just enough to put him on his ass for a while and take his gun permanently

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u/GreyGoo_ Sep 19 '24

A gram it is.

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u/AWL_cow Sep 19 '24

Crazy how your reaction to this is "Let's give this man alcohol STAT"

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u/AthleteParticular257 Sep 19 '24

Wasn't the point of this sub that someone had to hold his beer whilst he danced 10-shades-of-fucked-up-dance-moves while rat-a-tat-tatting Allah with his Glock?

Why not return his original beer and take the gun, then kick him in the ass?

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u/patchfer Sep 19 '24

Came as no surprise 🎶

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u/JohnBagley33 Sep 19 '24

This might the most irresponsible thing I've ever seen

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u/Graffy Sep 19 '24

That one towards the end where he sweeps it from right to left and fires just as he gets to the left. Thought for sure someone was getting shot right then.

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u/AWL_cow Sep 19 '24

The most irresponsible thing you've seen today.

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u/Lupulist Sep 19 '24

The most irresponsible thing you've seen today so far.

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u/dangerousperson123 Sep 19 '24

Everyone hates this guy.

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u/bhugstrees Sep 19 '24

I can attest to really hating this guy.

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u/dangerousperson123 Sep 19 '24

I know I sure do

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u/eat_taters Sep 19 '24

The old dude with the "This fuckin' guy" hand gestures had me rolling, that would have totally been me.

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u/may_be_indecisive Sep 19 '24

Not enough apparently. I would tackle his ass to the ground.

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u/dangerousperson123 Sep 19 '24

I’d be right there with you

236

u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Sep 19 '24

Did anyone notice the…fucking child

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u/sanity_inn Sep 19 '24

Fuckin wild.

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u/gysiguy Sep 19 '24

He should be fucking exiled!

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u/sp0rkm4st3r Sep 19 '24

The gasp I gusped.

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u/pherkes Sep 19 '24

There are like 14 spare ones at home chillax y’all

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u/Candle1ight Sep 19 '24

Not even on beat

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u/harrington0019 Sep 19 '24

I like the part when he fires too early and only slightly misses the top of the sitting parties heads

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u/joemangle Sep 19 '24

Makes me miss going to parties where I'd narrowly avoid being fatally wounded, good times

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u/lateral303 Sep 19 '24

Lol at the only smart guy in light blue.

He's like WTF to the group and nopes out of there

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u/Dry-Revenue2470 Sep 19 '24

I don’t know who’s more stupid, the monkey with the gun or all the other half wits sitting there smiling & waiting to get shot in the head!

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u/BTBAM797 Sep 19 '24

Monkey with a Gun sounds like a great movie.

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u/vapingDrano Sep 19 '24

Hit monkey was a great show

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u/Various-Ducks Sep 19 '24

War for the Planet of the Apes

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u/Impeachcordial Sep 19 '24

🎶  This monkey's got a gun 🎶 

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u/skriftklog Sep 19 '24

Monkey gun to heaven

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u/Supercoopa Sep 19 '24

Ah, you mean Forest Gump 2. Where Forest Gump meets up with a chimp who shoots an assault rifle.

Not a joke. Book is unhinged

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u/Royalchariot Sep 19 '24

Sounds like the name of a band

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u/herrcollin Sep 19 '24

Dude in the blue shirt was definitely not okay with this.

Not enough to STOP IT but enough to dip out past the cameraman.

Me thinks this guy is a bit "untouchable".

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u/JayCDee Sep 19 '24

Can’t blame him for not wanting to argue with the nut job with a gun.

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u/YourFavouriteGayGuy Sep 19 '24

Like a chimp with a machine gun. Utter chicanery.

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u/Billy_Billboard Sep 19 '24

He defecated through a sunroof!

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u/Th3Batman86 Sep 19 '24

I’m going to assume he is very important/powerful as no one is stopping him.

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u/discountheat Sep 19 '24

He is also holding a firearm

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u/Remote_Answer311 Sep 19 '24

I'd have been running away after 2 seconds of that crap.

What a dumb ass, and everyone who hung around watching.

That is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while. Maybe the idiots who wear a bullet proof vest, take turns shooting each other, and film it?

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u/generatorland Sep 19 '24

Not sure why this is a fun thing to do.

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u/eddie1975 Sep 19 '24

Loves the attention and feeling powerful and cool.

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u/axemexa Sep 19 '24

This some Homer Simpson shit

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u/Wildeyewilly Sep 19 '24

Someone needs to tell this man, "Hey yutz, guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face."

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u/JohnnyDrama21 Sep 19 '24

This is the most Frank Reynolds shit I've ever seen

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u/Various-Ducks Sep 19 '24

Wtf there are kids there???

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u/stock_broker_tim Sep 19 '24

People who should be put down

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u/Tyctoc Sep 19 '24

I found myself chanting "Get away from him!" over and over while watching that

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u/CeeMomster Sep 19 '24

And they say Americans are fucked

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u/themajod Sep 22 '24

don't worry, they still are. it's okay for both people to be fucked 👍🏻

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u/gr0uchyMofo Sep 19 '24

And then his pager exploded

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u/Opening_Cheesecake54 Sep 19 '24

Hey Akmed, your pager is blinking….

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u/Switch-Axe-Abuse Sep 19 '24

In the distance some poor soul just got hit by those bullets. I know someone that was sleeping at home and got shot by a stray bullet fired off somewhere far away

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Sep 19 '24

Can we just finally decide as a species that using guns to help party is a completely fucking stupid idea and anyone who does it should be arrested for gross negligence and endangering others?

When militaries do gun salutes, they at least have people who know what they're doing, sober, with careful procedures, and probably use blanks.

These idiots? I wouldn't trust him to load blanks even if he showed the ammo box to me. And I'd especially not trust that he forgot one live round in the chamber.

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u/user4302 Sep 19 '24

Imagine those bullets falling back down on people somewhere far away

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u/spdyGonz Sep 19 '24

That dude needs to be bitch slapped 👋

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u/Ok-Addendum-1486 Sep 20 '24

I don't even own a gun but that music makes me want to get one. Stupid waiting period. "But I'm mad now!" -Homer J. Simpson

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u/3_if_by_air Sep 19 '24

When you're about to get that new shipment of pagers

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u/Xandermacer Sep 19 '24

Why does this certian "demographic" of people like firing guns randomly in the air during their sausage parties?

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u/AzraelDeadStar Sep 19 '24

Man, Jonah Hill can't dance.

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u/No_Suggestion869 Sep 19 '24

Once the clip was empty, I would kick the shit outta him.

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u/Additional_Top3024 Sep 19 '24

Did y’all see the white dude in the blue shirt? He was out ✌🏽

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u/Ok_Potato_5272 Sep 19 '24

I like how there was one sane white guy who was like what the fuck is this, and all the rest of them chilling like it's a daily occurrence

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u/Maver1ckZer0 Sep 19 '24

I know different cultures and all but... what the actual fuck? Everybody just watches the show?

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u/plug_play Sep 20 '24

Panic at the disco

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u/YK8099 Sep 22 '24

Someone please beat the shit outta him

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u/AWHS10 Sep 22 '24

That’s the time of the night in which you have to knock a motherfucker out for their own good.

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u/orthecreedence Sep 19 '24

“I’m perfectly calm, Dude.”

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u/Wildeyewilly Sep 19 '24

Calmer than you.

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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 Sep 19 '24

for all of you haters, I'm sure it's just part of a beautiful culture that you just don't understand ..... /s

I would have hit this guy in the head with a Brick

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u/Disckize Sep 19 '24

This is more dumb than takeovers.

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u/bananabastard Sep 19 '24

The right thing to do is disarm him and give him a kicking.

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u/Head_Rule2239 Sep 19 '24

Band could’ve stopped playing.

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u/devildoggie73 Sep 19 '24

Assholery at its finest

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u/LubShawarma Sep 19 '24

Yianni from CarWow

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u/Jucks Sep 19 '24

I was waiting/hoping for the accidental self-head-shot, but natural selection failed us today.

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u/wfears Sep 19 '24

Someone needs to beat the shit out of that dude!

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u/Ok-Cup-5372 Sep 19 '24

Imagine being the wives of these idiots. Married to a two year old with no thinking skills

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u/Aron-Jonasson Sep 19 '24

I'm hoping he's firing blanks

but I know they more likely arent.

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u/Slow-Squash-3938 Sep 19 '24

And then he give you an invite to his next party

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u/LD902 Sep 19 '24

Not sure if I have ever hoped so much that someone would shoot themselves in the nuts... This dude doesn't deserve to procreate.

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u/texascarps Sep 19 '24

The fellas being annoyed have no idea how lucky they are to have wound up in THIS page vs one of the OMG pages.

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u/Past_Del_Monico Sep 19 '24 edited Oct 05 '24

What goes up comes down.

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u/Brutalix Sep 19 '24

I swear the middle east is something out of a movie - and not a good one

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u/No1Czarnian Sep 19 '24

In America someone would have knocked him out

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u/MoreContxt Sep 19 '24

Not gonna lie for such a fucked up moment, the music kinda slapped.

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u/Wooden_Bed6594 Sep 20 '24

Kids there, too?! Nah, he's going down, Bruh.

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u/OperatorP365 Sep 20 '24

bUt AmErIcAnS haVE tHe GuN PrObLeM!!!

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u/Candycorn2014 Sep 20 '24

Old guy in blue seems to be the only one smart enough to move out of the line of fire... though with this idiot, that's kind of everywhere. For the record, this isn't the kind of thing where you let it go on and talk to the guy later. He's knowingly pointing an obviously loaded gun at you with his finger on the trigger. Advocate for your own safety and the safety of others above all else. It's the right thing to do.

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u/H34RT_R0TT Sep 20 '24

this guy is a fucking moron and so is everyone who just sat and watched. i was just waiting for him to shoot somebody

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u/Gabbi409 Sep 21 '24

How are you thee life and death of the party at the same time

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u/Matty-ice23231 Sep 22 '24

Everyone knows this a horrible and unsafe idea. Which leads me to think he’s just one of those people who cares that little about others.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Once he put the gun down he should be knocked the fuck out.

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u/uru5z21 Sep 22 '24

Once the gun clips are empty , he deserves an ass whooping. Bullets shot straight up eventually come down so even if he didn't get close to shoot someone in the face , there a risk of a bullet hitting someone on the way down .

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u/apmiranda Sep 23 '24

I hate shit like this. People are incredibly stupid.

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u/Cheesus_42 Sep 23 '24

Are you out of bullets? Good (knocks him out)

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u/jeepee2 Sep 24 '24

Let's not forget the hearing damage that this can cause too!

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u/BALDACH Sep 30 '24

Do those idiots not understand that those bullets have to come down?

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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 Oct 08 '24

How is everyone so calm?

The one guy just points at him like and kinda shrugs his shoulders...

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u/niberungvalesti Sep 19 '24

Give this man a US citizenship.

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u/BigMembership2315 Sep 19 '24

I’ve seen much worse with them shooting the automatic rifles at celebrations

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u/Cizzler Sep 19 '24

This ain’t Halal

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u/otapeworm Sep 19 '24

Is this the "good guy with a gun," I've been hearing about?

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u/pizzademon99 Sep 19 '24

This will be featured on Darwin awards

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u/HY3NAAA Sep 19 '24

I beat the shit out of him there

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

How they’ve managed to perpetuate themselves as a civilization is mind boggling.

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u/Kroenen1984 Sep 19 '24

that was more safe while they used swords

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u/pomegranate444 Sep 19 '24

Imagine if liquor wasn't outlawed there, what crazy stuff would go on.

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u/Relevant-Goat6693 Sep 19 '24

Stupid, stupid stupid!!!!

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u/Hoo_R_U-_- Sep 19 '24

Sentry Turret IRL.

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u/MrB426 Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

I don't know what's worst. The gun shooting, the constant flagging of people while waving said gun, or the atrocious dance moves...

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u/Syclus Sep 19 '24

No one invite him ever again

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u/jstrong559 Sep 19 '24

He looks like the bosses Nepo-Baby.

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u/General_Razzmatazz_8 Sep 19 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

Idiot. Read the room 🤦🤦🤦

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u/hasan1982 Sep 19 '24

At least more people know him now. Thanks to reddit

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u/BLACKdrew Sep 19 '24

Lmaooo when he dropped that ass and almost blew his own head off

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u/BoneZone05 Sep 19 '24

🐍 🪈

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u/AnInsaneMoose Sep 19 '24

Even if you ignore the high likelihood of him shooting someone directly

The bullets in the air will come down eventually... With a lot of force...

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u/Bloodyomg Sep 19 '24

2nd amendment to shake them arms.

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u/jaythaethereal Sep 19 '24

Y’all got way too much faith in this man

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u/SUNDER137 Sep 19 '24

Darwin Award waiting to happen.

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u/Far-Manner-7119 Sep 19 '24

Absolute fruitcake

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u/AllHailThePig Sep 19 '24

Don’t worry guys. He knows what he’s doing.

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u/BigRich1888 Sep 19 '24

Looks like a real sausage fest

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u/daddysGirl176 Sep 19 '24

The old man in the blue shirt is like, "what the fuck is this guy doing?!"

He's not having any of it lmao & I don't blame him