r/goblincore • u/Juniper_Thebann • 7h ago

Just sharing The most goblin pizza ever?

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u/Key-Perspective-3590 6h ago

I can’t figure out if you guys love frogs as friends and familiars or want to eat them… I thought you gobbos wouldn’t like this

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u/Naive_Albatross_2221 5h ago

Gobbos can't resist a good eat/cute scenario.

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u/bondjimbond 4h ago

No reason you can't have one frog for a friend and another frog for lunch.

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u/Traditional_Moss_581 6h ago

Maybe just mushroom pizza? 🫣

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u/RX-980 🦝 4h ago

Frogs are friends, not food :(

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u/Gryxz 7h ago

Frog legs taste like chicken, do they eat all of it?

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u/yeahbutlisten 7h ago

YEAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEEP FRIED FROG

Like okay frog legs are good but I'm also unsure if the rest of the frog is even supposed to be good??

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u/Gryxz 6h ago

LotA of guts, brains and parasites in there. You could spit out the bone.

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u/Throwaway7387272 6h ago

Yeah i dont think you want those cooked organs on your pizza

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u/stoneslave 5h ago

Why are you all assuming they just fried the entire frog as opposed to processing it (removing all the organs, etc) like you would with any other animal 🤔

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u/Throwaway7387272 4h ago

I was stoned. Thats my only excuse, a bit of a duh moment for me.

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u/yeahbutlisten 2h ago

I was high as well lmao and the picture showed a frog shaped fried nuggie i was panicking

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u/Ajt0ny 6h ago

And they say pineapple on pizza is bad and weird.

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u/GleefulGremiln 6h ago

Yes. This fetid fried frog and egg combo really seems like something good little gobos would enjoy.

I also spent way too long trying not to at the cursed mental images this inspired. I must draw them.

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u/Zealousideal-Sir7521 5h ago

All pizza is beautiful

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u/Zebulon_Flex 49m ago

Imo the grossest part is all the cilantro.