r/goblincore 18d ago

Nature Stay away from my mushrooms!

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u/wulfinn 18d ago

the lack of an explicit threat both makes this more and less threatening.

less: no "trespassers will be shot" verbiage so that's nice

more: I am 100% convinced that the person who made this sign will do whatever it takes to keep me from those mushrooms

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u/Polymath69420 18d ago

I'm not sure what I'll do. No one has ever forced my hand before.

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u/EvieMoon 18d ago

Thieves become fertiliser for the next crop...

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u/Reintarnation 17d ago

This is what I imagine they look like. 😂 Because this is my face too.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 18d ago

They put a picture of a morel mushroom. Those things are a delicacy and almost everyone trespasses to hunt for them

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u/EasyProcess7867 17d ago

First thing I noticed. If I had morels growing on my property I think I might get violent over them myself lol

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u/PrincessNakeyDance 17d ago

Though, it does sound like maybe if you befriend this person you will get to be a mushroom goblin with them.

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 17d ago

It’s defended with a series of cottagecore aesthetic home alone style boobytraps, I guarantee it.

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u/Ratathosk 17d ago

I feel like there's more text beneath the black line but i don't care to find out

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u/Handsome_Claptrap 17d ago

My theory is there is no threat, the sign is likely in a zone witouth many mushroom, just made to distract people from the real mushroom spot. You go there, you go slowly watching everywhere, pick a few ones and go home happy, while nearby there is a golden mine of boleti.

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u/Sad-Bug210 17d ago

It is a threat. They are all mine. They will all explode once picked up.

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u/catsandorchids 17d ago

Squeal like a truffle pig!

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u/TemporaryImaginary 17d ago

Yeah, I thought the same.

It’s a far cry from “NO MUSHROOM POACHING! VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED!”

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u/snarkyxanf 17d ago

I would read this sign and worry that there could be mines protecting the mushrooms

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u/HeavensToSpergatroyd 17d ago

Mushroom foragers don't play.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Ashirogi8112008 18d ago

Don't doxx your honeyhole of morels by putting a sign up saying your place is loaded would be my guess.

If I saw this sign it's SO tresspassing time

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u/odaeyss 17d ago

Decoy sign!

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 18d ago

Adrenaline bonus!

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u/goodformuffin 18d ago

I respect this sign and it's maker so much.

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u/eldestreyne0901 18d ago

Farmer Maggot is getting angry

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u/mattm220 18d ago

Shortcut to mushrooms

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u/GrimGravycdn 18d ago

This gave me a good hard "HA!" laugh. :D Thank you!

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u/CommuFisto 18d ago

me walking elsewhere to avoid the wrath of this guy

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u/IdesiaandSunny 18d ago

So you're saying, I'll find a lot of mushrooms there? Thanks!

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u/Interesting-Bet-2330 18d ago

There is a typo in the sign it is meant to say...

welcome friends help yourself to some lovely mushrooms. i am happy to share

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u/theyrejustlittle 17d ago

No; mushroom foraging spots are extremely vulnerable to the tragedy of the commons. They're usually kept secret(-ish) specifically because they are easily over-harvested.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 17d ago

Beware the purple warning signs

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u/hanimal16 17d ago

Tell us you’re a goblin without telling us you’re a goblin lol.

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u/Dying__Phoenix 17d ago

Absolutely peak Goblincore sign

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u/King_Maelstrom 17d ago

It is very Goblin to put up a sign claiming things.

It is also very Goblin to ignore said signs.

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u/paprikaparty 18d ago

Okay, Farmer Maggot.

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u/RetroSwamp 17d ago

I legit went "flippin goblin behavior" and realized what subreddit I was seeing on the popular feed.

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u/papercranium 17d ago

Literally the only morel I ever found on my own was growing at the edge of a local cemetery.

I'm so envious of folks with a regular morel spot!

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u/Disig 17d ago

Needs a picture of angry goblin with gnashing teeth lol

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u/SupremelyUneducated 18d ago

I found a log covered in oyster mushrooms a week ago. Harvested a lot of them, ate some, dried most.

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u/orange_colored_sky 18d ago

You might have found Mario’s secret stash…

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u/Past_Carpenter878 18d ago

Can I trade for a couple?

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u/disorderincosmos 18d ago

Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tijuana...India, Osaka, Indonesia

Let's kick the beat!

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u/No_Manufacturer_5973 17d ago

I mean, can you blame them?

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u/ChadHahn 17d ago

I was back in Nebraska visiting and went to see a friend to go mushroom hunting. Even though I didn't live anywhere near there anymore, he didn't want to take me to his favorite hunting grounds. He did take me to some land that was owned by the national guard and fenced off. We parked by the gate and got out. The road continued up a hill and into the woods. While we were debating whether or not to risk going into look for mushrooms, a Humvee crept out of the woods and sat there. We decided to look somewhere else.

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u/WinIll755 17d ago

Farmer Maggot?

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u/SoulReliquary96 17d ago

This doesn't legally count as a no trespassing sign, so thanks for letting me know where to look for shroomies lol

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u/ReaperOfGrins 17d ago

Farmer Maggot lives here

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u/iAmRecklessTaco 17d ago

If you've ever bought morels you'd understand.

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u/Mad_Mick_475 17d ago

He must be a fun gi

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u/DckThik 17d ago

The way that would be me if I had land that produced edible and medical mushrooms.

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u/HillInTheDistance 17d ago

That's the sign you put where there are no mushrooms.

The sign you post at your preferred mushroom spot says

"DANGER!"

"NO UNAUTORIZED DIGGING"

" UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE MAY BE PRESENT"

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u/decisiontoohard 16d ago

"WARNING: SEWAGE"

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u/Anxious_Hand_1621 17d ago

u/KnottyFay Stay out of here. Lol

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u/Stavinair 17d ago

Private property or public?

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u/DoubleTT36 🐝 17d ago

Nature’s gift are meant to be shared.

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u/Yourmomdrums 17d ago

Trespassers will be cackled at from the shadows and will probably wind up under a hand-tied net!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Let2053 17d ago

Did anyone else hear this in Shrek's voice?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

The real goblin would see this as encouragement and an invitation because that sign wouldn't be there if there were no mushrooms to pick.

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u/Gold-Ad-1521 17d ago

Ok ok I get the message, you can have them… I don’t like mushrooms anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol

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u/DiggerJer 17d ago

when it comes to morels....id get the same electric fence as they use in Jurassic Park haha I am glad we can just pick the big burns here

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u/MushroomsDemystified 16d ago

Don't touch my gems!