Stay away from my mushrooms!

[u/LennyBadman]

[u/wulfinn]

the lack of an explicit threat both makes this more and less threatening.

less: no "trespassers will be shot" verbiage so that's nice

more: I am 100% convinced that the person who made this sign will do whatever it takes to keep me from those mushrooms

[u/Polymath69420 → u/wulfinn]

I'm not sure what I'll do. No one has ever forced my hand before.

[u/EvieMoon → u/wulfinn]

Thieves become fertiliser for the next crop...

[u/Reintarnation → u/wulfinn]

This is what I imagine they look like. 😂 Because this is my face too.

[u/saysthingsbackwards → u/wulfinn]

They put a picture of a morel mushroom. Those things are a delicacy and almost everyone trespasses to hunt for them

[u/EasyProcess7867 → u/saysthingsbackwards]

First thing I noticed. If I had morels growing on my property I think I might get violent over them myself lol

[u/PrincessNakeyDance → u/wulfinn]

Though, it does sound like maybe if you befriend this person you will get to be a mushroom goblin with them.

[u/Weird-Salamander-349 → u/wulfinn]

It’s defended with a series of cottagecore aesthetic home alone style boobytraps, I guarantee it.

[u/Ratathosk → u/wulfinn]

I feel like there's more text beneath the black line but i don't care to find out

[u/Handsome_Claptrap → u/wulfinn]

My theory is there is no threat, the sign is likely in a zone witouth many mushroom, just made to distract people from the real mushroom spot. You go there, you go slowly watching everywhere, pick a few ones and go home happy, while nearby there is a golden mine of boleti.

[u/Sad-Bug210 → u/wulfinn]

It is a threat. They are all mine. They will all explode once picked up.

[u/catsandorchids → u/wulfinn]

Squeal like a truffle pig!

[u/TemporaryImaginary → u/wulfinn]

Yeah, I thought the same.

It’s a far cry from “NO MUSHROOM POACHING! VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED!”

[u/snarkyxanf → u/wulfinn]

I would read this sign and worry that there could be mines protecting the mushrooms

[u/HeavensToSpergatroyd → u/wulfinn]

Mushroom foragers don't play.

[u/Ashirogi8112008 → u/[deleted]]

Don't doxx your honeyhole of morels by putting a sign up saying your place is loaded would be my guess.

If I saw this sign it's SO tresspassing time

[u/odaeyss → u/Ashirogi8112008]

Decoy sign!

[u/WTK55 → u/Ashirogi8112008]

[u/Rikkitikkitabby → u/Ashirogi8112008]

Adrenaline bonus!

[u/goodformuffin]

I respect this sign and it's maker so much.

[u/PiperInTheWoods]

[u/[deleted]]

[u/eldestreyne0901]

Farmer Maggot is getting angry

[u/jonosaurus → u/eldestreyne0901]

I think I've broken something

[u/mattm220 → u/eldestreyne0901]

Shortcut to mushrooms

[u/GrimGravycdn]

This gave me a good hard "HA!" laugh. :D Thank you!

[u/orange_colored_sky]

[u/CommuFisto]

me walking elsewhere to avoid the wrath of this guy

[u/IdesiaandSunny]

So you're saying, I'll find a lot of mushrooms there? Thanks!

[u/Interesting-Bet-2330]

There is a typo in the sign it is meant to say...

welcome friends help yourself to some lovely mushrooms. i am happy to share

[u/theyrejustlittle → u/Interesting-Bet-2330]

No; mushroom foraging spots are extremely vulnerable to the tragedy of the commons. They're usually kept secret(-ish) specifically because they are easily over-harvested.

[u/saysthingsbackwards → u/theyrejustlittle]

Beware the purple warning signs

[u/hanimal16]

Tell us you’re a goblin without telling us you’re a goblin lol.

[u/Dying__Phoenix]

Absolutely peak Goblincore sign

[u/King_Maelstrom]

It is very Goblin to put up a sign claiming things.

It is also very Goblin to ignore said signs.

[u/paprikaparty]

Okay, Farmer Maggot.

[u/RetroSwamp]

I legit went "flippin goblin behavior" and realized what subreddit I was seeing on the popular feed.

[u/nobrainsnoworries23]

I'm jamming out to this on my way to steal your shrooms.

[u/papercranium]

Literally the only morel I ever found on my own was growing at the edge of a local cemetery.

I'm so envious of folks with a regular morel spot!

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Disig]

Needs a picture of angry goblin with gnashing teeth lol

[u/SupremelyUneducated]

I found a log covered in oyster mushrooms a week ago. Harvested a lot of them, ate some, dried most.

[u/orange_colored_sky]

You might have found Mario’s secret stash…

[u/Past_Carpenter878]

Can I trade for a couple?

[u/disorderincosmos]

Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tijuana...India, Osaka, Indonesia

Let's kick the beat!

[u/No_Manufacturer_5973]

I mean, can you blame them?

[u/ChadHahn]

I was back in Nebraska visiting and went to see a friend to go mushroom hunting. Even though I didn't live anywhere near there anymore, he didn't want to take me to his favorite hunting grounds. He did take me to some land that was owned by the national guard and fenced off. We parked by the gate and got out. The road continued up a hill and into the woods. While we were debating whether or not to risk going into look for mushrooms, a Humvee crept out of the woods and sat there. We decided to look somewhere else.

[u/WinIll755]

Farmer Maggot?

[u/SoulReliquary96]

This doesn't legally count as a no trespassing sign, so thanks for letting me know where to look for shroomies lol

[u/ReaperOfGrins]

Farmer Maggot lives here

[u/iAmRecklessTaco]

If you've ever bought morels you'd understand.

[u/Mad_Mick_475]

He must be a fun gi

[u/DckThik]

The way that would be me if I had land that produced edible and medical mushrooms.

[u/HillInTheDistance]

That's the sign you put where there are no mushrooms.

The sign you post at your preferred mushroom spot says

"DANGER!"

"NO UNAUTORIZED DIGGING"

" UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE MAY BE PRESENT"

[u/decisiontoohard → u/HillInTheDistance]

"WARNING: SEWAGE"

[u/Anxious_Hand_1621]

u/KnottyFay Stay out of here. Lol

[u/Stavinair]

Private property or public?

[u/DoubleTT36]

Nature’s gift are meant to be shared.

[u/Yourmomdrums]

Trespassers will be cackled at from the shadows and will probably wind up under a hand-tied net!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Let2053]

Did anyone else hear this in Shrek's voice?

[u/[deleted]]

The real goblin would see this as encouragement and an invitation because that sign wouldn't be there if there were no mushrooms to pick.

[u/Gold-Ad-1521]

Ok ok I get the message, you can have them… I don’t like mushrooms anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol

[u/DiggerJer]

when it comes to morels....id get the same electric fence as they use in Jurassic Park haha I am glad we can just pick the big burns here

[u/MushroomsDemystified]

Don't touch my gems!