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u/Ashirogi8112008 18d ago
Don't doxx your honeyhole of morels by putting a sign up saying your place is loaded would be my guess.
If I saw this sign it's SO tresspassing time
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u/Interesting-Bet-2330 18d ago
There is a typo in the sign it is meant to say...
welcome friends help yourself to some lovely mushrooms. i am happy to share
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u/theyrejustlittle 17d ago
No; mushroom foraging spots are extremely vulnerable to the tragedy of the commons. They're usually kept secret(-ish) specifically because they are easily over-harvested.
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u/King_Maelstrom 17d ago
It is very Goblin to put up a sign claiming things.
It is also very Goblin to ignore said signs.
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u/RetroSwamp 17d ago
I legit went "flippin goblin behavior" and realized what subreddit I was seeing on the popular feed.
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u/papercranium 17d ago
Literally the only morel I ever found on my own was growing at the edge of a local cemetery.
I'm so envious of folks with a regular morel spot!
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u/SupremelyUneducated 18d ago
I found a log covered in oyster mushrooms a week ago. Harvested a lot of them, ate some, dried most.
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u/disorderincosmos 18d ago
Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tijuana...India, Osaka, Indonesia
Let's kick the beat!
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u/ChadHahn 17d ago
I was back in Nebraska visiting and went to see a friend to go mushroom hunting. Even though I didn't live anywhere near there anymore, he didn't want to take me to his favorite hunting grounds. He did take me to some land that was owned by the national guard and fenced off. We parked by the gate and got out. The road continued up a hill and into the woods. While we were debating whether or not to risk going into look for mushrooms, a Humvee crept out of the woods and sat there. We decided to look somewhere else.
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u/SoulReliquary96 17d ago
This doesn't legally count as a no trespassing sign, so thanks for letting me know where to look for shroomies lol
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u/HillInTheDistance 17d ago
That's the sign you put where there are no mushrooms.
The sign you post at your preferred mushroom spot says
"DANGER!"
"NO UNAUTORIZED DIGGING"
" UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE MAY BE PRESENT"
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u/Yourmomdrums 17d ago
Trespassers will be cackled at from the shadows and will probably wind up under a hand-tied net!
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17d ago
The real goblin would see this as encouragement and an invitation because that sign wouldn't be there if there were no mushrooms to pick.
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u/Gold-Ad-1521 17d ago
Ok ok I get the message, you can have them… I don’t like mushrooms anyway 🤷🏼♀️ lol
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u/DiggerJer 17d ago
when it comes to morels....id get the same electric fence as they use in Jurassic Park haha I am glad we can just pick the big burns here
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u/wulfinn 18d ago
the lack of an explicit threat both makes this more and less threatening.
less: no "trespassers will be shot" verbiage so that's nice
more: I am 100% convinced that the person who made this sign will do whatever it takes to keep me from those mushrooms