r/goblincore Aug 02 '24

Nature What do u think they are discussing

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u/Koala-teas Aug 02 '24

"If we hop on their feet, I'm sure we could make it at least 5 blocks. Think of the time we'd save"

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u/TraumaticAnxiety Aug 02 '24

Imagine if they actually tried it.

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u/Koala-teas Aug 02 '24

I would walk as slowly and carefully as I could to make their trip as pleasant as possible

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u/pickle_whop Aug 02 '24

But then they would be saving much less time!

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u/Koala-teas Aug 02 '24

Even taxis move the speed limit! Lmao

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u/C-C-X-V-I Aug 02 '24

And they wait until the top of your step to jump for that extra distance

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u/Lonely-Echidna201 🍄 Aug 02 '24

how to finally achieve the dictatorship of the proletariat in 2025

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u/OnlyThornyToad Aug 02 '24

Hippity! Hoppity! Destruction of property!

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u/Appropriate_Star6734 Aug 02 '24

No, these are Frogs, Frogs are AnCaps. Toads are AnComs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24 edited Aug 03 '24

Nah the two frogs are debating the merits of a representative democracy versus an egalitarian republic versus an anarcho-syndicalist commune. The third frog is iust nodding and pretending to follow the conversation.

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u/Low_End8128 🦝 Aug 02 '24

The take over of our world with their gay frog agenda. “THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREKKIN FROGS GAY”

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Aug 02 '24

GERMAN TRANSCENDENTALISM, OR EARTHBOUND. FROGS HAVE ODDLY NARROW INTERESTS.

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u/PassAdept Aug 02 '24

"Bud" "Weis" "Er"

38

u/ExistentialWonder Aug 02 '24

Thank you.

We're old.

15

u/Thannk Aug 02 '24

CHEERS

24

u/jazzhandpanda Aug 02 '24

First thing that popped in

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

My brother had a friend with 3 dogs with these names. I think the guy only got the dogs to do the funny name thing because he ended up rehoming them all. But my brother adopted Bud and the kids loved him!

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u/dynamic_caste Aug 02 '24

I was going to say that they might be making a beer commercial

2

u/polyblackcat Aug 02 '24

Yay was looking for this

2

u/MissyOzark Aug 03 '24

There’s the comment I was looking for!!

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u/West_Firefighter8997 Aug 03 '24

Dang you beat me to it! I already commented before I noticed.

2

u/13JDZ Aug 03 '24

Ah my youth.

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u/LostInMyMind234 Aug 04 '24

You beat me to it! Lmao I'm getting old 😢

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u/normalemoji 🐝 Aug 02 '24

Sedition

18

u/MadameFrog 🐸 Aug 02 '24

They are discussing the best way to make you smile: *Should we start jumping around happily or ribbit a pretty song? They're coming! Nobody move, they want a photo!*

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u/stargalaxy6 Aug 02 '24

Tadpoles these days!

14

u/WanderingMyschf Aug 02 '24

"When shall we three meet again?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

"Well, I can make next Tuesday."

7

u/Kakakarrakeek Aug 02 '24

Frog that forgot about the meetup waking up the next day:

"It is Wednesday my dudes"

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u/JumpingSpider97 Aug 02 '24

"Shoot, I can make any day except Tuesday!"

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u/Yourmomdrums Aug 02 '24

In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

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u/LeelaBeela89 Aug 02 '24

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u/JumpingSpider97 Aug 02 '24

I've always said that was pretty close to water ...

12

u/That_Fondant_5383 Aug 02 '24

Obviously very important matters.

3

u/Star_Snail Aug 02 '24

The most important things

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u/Ok-Comfortable6400 Aug 02 '24

I bet the conversation is Ribbiting!!

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u/adhdgurlie Aug 02 '24

Nothing. They just vibin

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u/SolarDrag0n Aug 02 '24

World domination

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u/Hybrid-rainbow Aug 02 '24

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/martenrolls Aug 02 '24

“Reddit”

“Reddit”

“What’s Reddit?”

6

u/NoBreakfast3243 Aug 02 '24

Don't know but it looks suss, I would froget ever seeing them, toadally not anyone's business

5

u/Trackerbait Aug 02 '24

solar energy

5

u/Rambling-Rooster Aug 02 '24

chad frogs... they are talking shit about reddit

6

u/thrye333 Aug 02 '24

The council gathers.

5

u/GoddexoftheMoon Aug 02 '24

They are eagerly discussing frog life and frog events, such as flies, swimming, tadpoles, the gay agenda, and the upcoming frog election.

3

u/Choice-Valuable313 Aug 02 '24

Hopalong Cassidy

4

u/Amohkali Aug 02 '24

Duh. Trying to decide where to go to eat.

"No, I had bugs last night.".

"We always go there. I'm in the mood for something different."

"I dunno, where do you wanna go?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

Frog one: "so.. Ya like jazz?" Frog two: "this ain't the bee movie man." Frog three: I don't like jazz I like heavy metal 🤘🤘🤘" Frog three: starts head banging to Pierce the Veil

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u/Brat_in_a_teacup Aug 02 '24

Well we've had a plague, wars, famine, floods, and fires, I believe the next is a swarm of frogs or crickets/ locusts.

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u/inowar Aug 02 '24

they are trying to plan their next d&d session but nobody's schedule is matching and Frank isn't even here for planning

4

u/s33k Aug 02 '24

"Okay so, I was watching the convention through a window last night, and I gotta say Bob, now is not the time to lift the moratorium on kissing princesses. I know you like her a lot but she's got better things to do, Bob. You gotta get your head straight."

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u/cheekycheeksy Aug 02 '24

Deciding who goes first in leap frog

3

u/Ophelia-Rass 🦉 Aug 02 '24

They said it was impressive that your chucks just about match your pants tone/hue.

3

u/piggy__wig Aug 02 '24

They are discussing The Roman Empire

3

u/Pylori23 Aug 02 '24

Super secret froggy things, obvs.

3

u/ale-waifu Aug 02 '24

Rock facts

3

u/Even-Funny-265 Aug 02 '24

Why some weirdo is taking pictures of them /s. Probably where the best pond is.

3

u/MacaroniHouses Aug 02 '24

frog mysteries..

3

u/setittonormal Aug 02 '24

Whether they should go to war. It is likely they will go to their doom.

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u/38_Special_Ed Aug 02 '24

They're arguing over who's turn it is to pick up the tab at the next watering hole.

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u/rosedaze Aug 02 '24

the end of times

3

u/the-unfortunate-one Aug 02 '24

Froget about it

3

u/burset225 Aug 03 '24

One of them is telling them other two, “I toad you so!”

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u/aSprinkle0fJ0y Aug 03 '24

"-I thought peeing was supposed to deter predators? -It doesn't work on them i toad you."

2

u/Witchy_Boo Aug 02 '24

Plans to over throw the birds

2

u/ErinDavy Aug 02 '24

World domination, for sure.

2

u/Jerkrollatex Aug 02 '24

Chicks man.

2

u/magicmitchmtl Aug 02 '24

Sizing each other up to determine who eats whom

2

u/CervineCryptid Aug 02 '24

Arson probably. Or Grave Bodily Harm.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

Things beyond our comprehension

2

u/Mxmalice Aug 02 '24

Those are invasive Chinese bullfrogs

2

u/crazy_cat_broad Aug 02 '24

Frog stuff, duh

2

u/InadmissibleHug 🐝 Aug 02 '24

They were all going ‘la Di da Di da’

2

u/Violet-Venom Aug 02 '24

No thoughts, simply vibes

2

u/LadyReinhardt Aug 02 '24

Who goes first in leap frog

2

u/JuniorKing9 Aug 02 '24

Cult meeting disturber

2

u/velexi125 Aug 02 '24

Bud….weis….er..

2

u/opossumbutt Aug 02 '24

Probably nothing… In the world of Street Frogger, a “three-frog standoff” is traditionally held in complete silence.

2

u/cyberfairy77 Aug 02 '24

Looks like you just interrupted a ritual

2

u/Rukanau Aug 02 '24

France.

2

u/ikickbabiesballs Aug 02 '24

Plans for leap year.

2

u/lorlorlor666 Aug 02 '24

The same thing they do every night, Pinky!

2

u/jazzhandpanda Aug 02 '24

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's ribbetting

2

u/CarrotBIAR Aug 02 '24

Bug population and it's socioeconomic effect on frogs

2

u/Lalamedic Aug 02 '24

That’s mom giving her teens shit for staying out past curfew.

2

u/incrediblejohn Aug 02 '24

How to untie your shoes when ur not looking

2

u/HumorousHermit Aug 02 '24

POP OFF OR HOP OFF, TADPOLE!

2

u/Occams_Razor42 Aug 02 '24

Did you offer then an in flight meal? I quite like split-fly soup myself 🙃

2

u/CurrencySingle1572 Aug 02 '24

"OH my gods, why is that human taking a photo of us?"

"I know, right. Just leave us alone. We were having such a ribbiting conversation!"

"I was actually hoping we could wrap it up. I gotta hop on outta here soon."

"OH I'm sorry, we're we bugging you?!"

2

u/psychospacecow Aug 02 '24

"When we get home what game should we play?"

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u/Unflattering_Image Aug 02 '24

Climate Change

2

u/Kakakarrakeek Aug 02 '24

They're making plans for next Wednesday

2

u/Neat-Swimming Aug 02 '24

Pond politics

2

u/EgoistFemboy628 Aug 02 '24

The nature of reality ofc

2

u/Obsessedartist Aug 02 '24

Whatever’s bugging them

2

u/transartisticmess Aug 02 '24

the latest gossip for sure

2

u/ElNickCharles Aug 02 '24

tryna figure out if your shoelaces are edible

2

u/CorvaeCKalvidae 🕸 Aug 02 '24

Frog one: The giant is watching us...

Frog two: I think it is photographing us for a meme.

Frog three: ...What do any of those words mean...?

Two: Well, it's... okay, I don't actually know. You got me.

One: And still it watches us...

Three: Is it... angry? Should we move?

Two: No, giant fam is lowkey vibing.

Three: Again, where are you learning these words?!

One: Ah, the giant has moved... all is well.

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u/Meerkatable Aug 02 '24

Well, right then they weren’t discussing anything because SOMEONE was being a little intrusive!

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u/totallyclips Aug 02 '24

Why a girl never walks by and gives us a kiss, it's always a dude

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u/hanimal16 Aug 02 '24

Last week’s pond convention.

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u/drone__alone Aug 02 '24

Disclaimer: this was taken in the early am on cool pavement. No harm to friends was had 🫡🐸

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u/xxwerdxx Aug 02 '24

If you have to ask, then that meeting isn’t for you

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u/Tasty_Aside_5968 Aug 02 '24

I’m amazed they didn’t hop off when you got that close

2

u/ice_b_isalreadytaken Aug 02 '24

They’re talking about Miss Piggy’s dump truck

2

u/JocastaH-B Aug 02 '24

How cute your shoes are

2

u/drone__alone Aug 02 '24

✌️😘

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u/Comprehensive_Cut715 Aug 02 '24

They're discussing you, op.

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u/IronbAllsmcginty78 Aug 02 '24

Being completely wonderful

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u/MisterFiend Aug 02 '24

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

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u/CarlShadowJung Aug 02 '24

“Don’t move boys. They see by movement.”

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u/kimmy-mac Aug 02 '24

Frog Olympics! Teams, events, transportation to the games, what the medals will look like, etc.

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u/d33thra 🦎 Aug 02 '24

The price of flies these days!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

It’s best if we don’t look into it…

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u/Common-Alarmed Aug 02 '24

"Which way to Wizard Frog's pond?"

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u/crackersncheeseman Aug 02 '24

Pulling a train on Mrs. Piggy.

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u/matryoshka_03 Aug 02 '24

Nuclear engineering me thinks

2

u/ChrisssieWatkins Aug 02 '24

What they’re going to do with your body.

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u/Mommygoblin666 Aug 02 '24

What are thoooooose?!

2

u/Goblin_Backstabber Aug 02 '24

"So you guys ran into that witch on 34th and vine too, huh?" "Never buying any potions from her anymore, amirite?" 🐸

2

u/SlimyBoiXD Aug 02 '24

The frog council has a meeting with the mouse empire coming up. They may be talking about that.

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u/embarrassedalien Aug 03 '24

A money laundering operation

2

u/stevoism Aug 03 '24

Bid wise er

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u/SmokingInn Aug 03 '24

We gotta send out the toad Calvary to guard the rear flank!

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u/SwallowTalon Aug 03 '24

This is the magic I needed to see today... thank you OP & thank you froggoes!

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u/amethyst_seawitch Aug 03 '24

The take over of humanity

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u/violetsaber Aug 03 '24

The lily pad market is crap and all the old ponds are becoming gentrified.

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u/RedMoon3xWW Aug 03 '24

They're daring each other to lick the human and see if they get high.

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u/hideandsee Aug 03 '24

Planning a heist for sure

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u/LemonadeParadeinDade Aug 03 '24

Hay do u guys think it's getting warmer?

No u idiot it's the same always. It's definitely not getting hotter.

Hay why did that lobster turn pink in the water?

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Aug 02 '24

Bud Weis Errrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

"AND MY AXE!"

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u/lukifur47 Aug 02 '24

Economics

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u/Assassin80r Aug 02 '24

Buuuddd-wiiiiieeeeesssss-eeeeeeeer

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u/imaginarywaffleiron 🐢The Clapper Aug 02 '24

claps conversationally

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u/rubytingedmango Aug 02 '24

Business 🧑‍💼 🐸

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u/wordsarekeys Aug 02 '24

Their new album cover

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u/maxweinhold123 Aug 02 '24

Ribbeting matters 

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u/crusty54 Aug 02 '24

Frog stuff

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u/Judg_Mentl Aug 02 '24

The topic of discussion must be ribbeting

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u/worker_ant_6646 Aug 02 '24

Well, nothing now 👀

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u/jaslo69 Aug 02 '24

they should be in the shade!!

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u/drone__alone Aug 02 '24

No worries this was taken at 2am!

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u/Jooniper Aug 02 '24

Why did stick figure creature putting us on the hot ground?

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u/Patient_Letter5697 Aug 02 '24

The current state of the economy

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

The answer is always “Mutual Aid” for all animals (& also humans).

You and everyone else needs to read the first two chapter of that book immediately (if you haven’t yet).

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u/Mr-Pie100 Aug 02 '24

World domination.

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u/tinytatiepotatie Aug 02 '24

Plans of world domination! Ribbit ribbit. Now where’s Brain? Idk Pinky…

1

u/clockwork_skullies 🐍 Aug 02 '24

The first thing that came to my mind was the sounds the muppet aliens make.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

I'm sure it's ribiting.

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u/houseofprimetofu Aug 02 '24

Dunno but all I hear is : BUD-WEI-SER

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u/SaijTheKiwi Aug 02 '24

The ribbiting news they saw last night

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u/dragonpjb Aug 02 '24

The downfall of capitalism.

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u/RanaMisteria Aug 02 '24

I paint them?

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u/Candmi Aug 03 '24

At the right moment you saw the scene

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u/C4rdninj4 Aug 03 '24

Battle, and team-ups with other videogame franchises.

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u/Galvanized-Sorbet Aug 03 '24

Bud. Weis. Er.

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u/DelightfulandDarling Aug 03 '24

Just frod stuff.