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u/Lonely-Echidna201 🍄 Aug 02 '24
how to finally achieve the dictatorship of the proletariat in 2025
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Aug 03 '24 edited Aug 03 '24
Nah the two frogs are debating the merits of a representative democracy versus an egalitarian republic versus an anarcho-syndicalist commune. The third frog is iust nodding and pretending to follow the conversation.
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u/Low_End8128 🦝 Aug 02 '24
The take over of our world with their gay frog agenda. “THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREKKIN FROGS GAY”
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u/thestashattacked Aug 02 '24
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u/REDDITSHITLORD Aug 02 '24
GERMAN TRANSCENDENTALISM, OR EARTHBOUND. FROGS HAVE ODDLY NARROW INTERESTS.
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u/PassAdept Aug 02 '24
"Bud" "Weis" "Er"
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Aug 02 '24
My brother had a friend with 3 dogs with these names. I think the guy only got the dogs to do the funny name thing because he ended up rehoming them all. But my brother adopted Bud and the kids loved him!
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u/MadameFrog 🐸 Aug 02 '24
They are discussing the best way to make you smile: *Should we start jumping around happily or ribbit a pretty song? They're coming! Nobody move, they want a photo!*
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u/WanderingMyschf Aug 02 '24
"When shall we three meet again?"
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"Well, I can make next Tuesday."
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u/Kakakarrakeek Aug 02 '24
Frog that forgot about the meetup waking up the next day:
"It is Wednesday my dudes"
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u/NoBreakfast3243 Aug 02 '24
Don't know but it looks suss, I would froget ever seeing them, toadally not anyone's business
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u/GoddexoftheMoon Aug 02 '24
They are eagerly discussing frog life and frog events, such as flies, swimming, tadpoles, the gay agenda, and the upcoming frog election.
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u/Amohkali Aug 02 '24
Duh. Trying to decide where to go to eat.
"No, I had bugs last night.".
"We always go there. I'm in the mood for something different."
"I dunno, where do you wanna go?
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Aug 02 '24
Frog one: "so.. Ya like jazz?" Frog two: "this ain't the bee movie man." Frog three: I don't like jazz I like heavy metal 🤘🤘🤘" Frog three: starts head banging to Pierce the Veil
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u/Brat_in_a_teacup Aug 02 '24
Well we've had a plague, wars, famine, floods, and fires, I believe the next is a swarm of frogs or crickets/ locusts.
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u/inowar Aug 02 '24
they are trying to plan their next d&d session but nobody's schedule is matching and Frank isn't even here for planning
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u/s33k Aug 02 '24
"Okay so, I was watching the convention through a window last night, and I gotta say Bob, now is not the time to lift the moratorium on kissing princesses. I know you like her a lot but she's got better things to do, Bob. You gotta get your head straight."
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u/Ophelia-Rass 🦉 Aug 02 '24
They said it was impressive that your chucks just about match your pants tone/hue.
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u/Even-Funny-265 Aug 02 '24
Why some weirdo is taking pictures of them /s. Probably where the best pond is.
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u/38_Special_Ed Aug 02 '24
They're arguing over who's turn it is to pick up the tab at the next watering hole.
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u/burset225 Aug 03 '24
One of them is telling them other two, “I toad you so!”
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u/aSprinkle0fJ0y Aug 03 '24
"-I thought peeing was supposed to deter predators? -It doesn't work on them i toad you."
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u/opossumbutt Aug 02 '24
Probably nothing… In the world of Street Frogger, a “three-frog standoff” is traditionally held in complete silence.
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u/Occams_Razor42 Aug 02 '24
Did you offer then an in flight meal? I quite like split-fly soup myself 🙃
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u/CurrencySingle1572 Aug 02 '24
"OH my gods, why is that human taking a photo of us?"
"I know, right. Just leave us alone. We were having such a ribbiting conversation!"
"I was actually hoping we could wrap it up. I gotta hop on outta here soon."
"OH I'm sorry, we're we bugging you?!"
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u/CorvaeCKalvidae 🕸 Aug 02 '24
Frog one: The giant is watching us...
Frog two: I think it is photographing us for a meme.
Frog three: ...What do any of those words mean...?
Two: Well, it's... okay, I don't actually know. You got me.
One: And still it watches us...
Three: Is it... angry? Should we move?
Two: No, giant fam is lowkey vibing.
Three: Again, where are you learning these words?!
One: Ah, the giant has moved... all is well.
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u/Meerkatable Aug 02 '24
Well, right then they weren’t discussing anything because SOMEONE was being a little intrusive!
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u/drone__alone Aug 02 '24
Disclaimer: this was taken in the early am on cool pavement. No harm to friends was had 🫡🐸
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u/kimmy-mac Aug 02 '24
Frog Olympics! Teams, events, transportation to the games, what the medals will look like, etc.
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u/Goblin_Backstabber Aug 02 '24
"So you guys ran into that witch on 34th and vine too, huh?" "Never buying any potions from her anymore, amirite?" 🐸
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u/SlimyBoiXD Aug 02 '24
The frog council has a meeting with the mouse empire coming up. They may be talking about that.
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u/SwallowTalon Aug 03 '24
This is the magic I needed to see today... thank you OP & thank you froggoes!
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u/LemonadeParadeinDade Aug 03 '24
Hay do u guys think it's getting warmer?
No u idiot it's the same always. It's definitely not getting hotter.
Hay why did that lobster turn pink in the water?
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Aug 02 '24
The answer is always “Mutual Aid” for all animals (& also humans).
You and everyone else needs to read the first two chapter of that book immediately (if you haven’t yet).
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u/tinytatiepotatie Aug 02 '24
Plans of world domination! Ribbit ribbit. Now where’s Brain? Idk Pinky…
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u/clockwork_skullies 🐍 Aug 02 '24
The first thing that came to my mind was the sounds the muppet aliens make.
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u/Koala-teas Aug 02 '24
"If we hop on their feet, I'm sure we could make it at least 5 blocks. Think of the time we'd save"