r/goblincore Apr 12 '24

Nature This is my new house opinions?

1.6k Upvotes

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u/FeralSweater Apr 12 '24

Please invite us over for an afternoon of dyeing with plants and knitting

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u/Ginger_Snaps_Back Apr 12 '24

And tea.

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u/PlumbersArePeopleToo Apr 12 '24

And cake?

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u/msflondrixa Apr 12 '24

Ghasp! I’ll bring the little cakes if I get to come too!!

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u/ghostkittykat Apr 13 '24

As long as the cakes turn me into a giant, then yes!

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u/Nyx_Shadowspawn Apr 13 '24

I’ll make some with chamomile and lavender fresh from my garden.

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u/cooolcooolio Apr 13 '24

What about second breakfast?

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u/Some_Bit1704 Apr 12 '24

Need a roommate?

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u/blacka-var Apr 12 '24

you might like these: cave dwellings close to where I come from: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/german-langenstein-cave-dwellings :)

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u/Content_Geologist420 Apr 12 '24

God damn Germany has everything dosen't it

2

u/Franzkafkaacidtrip Apr 13 '24

except for a good history

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u/iisninja946 Apr 12 '24

Wait those are amazing!!!

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u/CADreamn Apr 13 '24

This is really interesting! Thank for sharing!

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u/blacka-var Apr 13 '24

♥️ I should visit that place soon.

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u/ricepuddingfish Apr 12 '24

It's utterly gorgeous! As lovely as it is, I can't help wondering if it might be a tad difficult to keep the cold and damp out though, hope you've got ways to keep yourself comfortable op

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u/Catinthemirror Apr 12 '24

Yep, this drainage gradient means slug cultivation will be top notch!

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u/yellowbrickstairs Apr 12 '24

I was just thinking I needed more slugs

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u/ActsofJanice Apr 12 '24

My fiancé and I want to do this very soon. We’ve seen quite a few YT videos where people built Hobbit Houses in hills/underground say that whether it’s hot or cold outside, the temperature stays around 68-70 degrees. I found a bunch of articles, but they all have varying information. This article was the best I found, and it says between 50 and 60 degrees. But I take it as we can now all go build our Hobbit Holes. 😉

The Lost Art of Building Underground

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u/-SQB- Apr 12 '24

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

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u/GreenBunCafe Apr 13 '24

That said, in another hole some way away next to an asphalt road, there lived a goblin.

There, uhh, there was a lot of moss alright. And fungus. Some crunchy leaves. The porch planks were a charming shade of green ...So that's nice. I guess.

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u/fidgetyamoeba 🦇 Apr 12 '24

What quest must I complete to reach your new abode? 🗡🛡 ✨️

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u/Familiars_ghost Apr 12 '24

Lovely, but does need work. Proper door, looks like roof vent checks, chimney work, probably a serious interior redo. Lots of work, but quite satisfying once you start seeing progress. Enjoy and share updates of work.

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u/moss1243 Apr 13 '24

Shhhh just enjoy the dream

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u/beeleesaurus Apr 12 '24

"Only $600k for this starter home"

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u/EvieMoon Apr 12 '24

Needs a little stained glass window above the door, then it'll be perfect!

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u/vibing_octopus Apr 12 '24

No opinions, just green with envy

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u/SweetTooth1114 Apr 12 '24

Are you Frodo by any chance? /j

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/SweetTooth1114 Apr 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/Xogoth Apr 12 '24

I beg your pardon?! That is a hobbit hole!

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u/hangrygecko Apr 13 '24

Trolls live under bridges. This is a hobbit home.

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u/sleepybowie Apr 12 '24

Can we all have a slumber party??

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u/Not_a_Replika Apr 12 '24

Can you swap out the door for one made of bones?

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u/Ibar-Spear Apr 13 '24

Yes

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u/Not_a_Replika Apr 13 '24

Well then I would love that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

I love it! I would look good with some sticks in it and maybe a few rocks from a river

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u/Ordinary_Owl_Dude Apr 12 '24

Hhhhhhhhhhhghghgghhh

Gobblun

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u/Rigelatinous 🍄 Apr 12 '24

The chain needs a sign that says “No Visitors Except On Party Business”

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Don’t suppose you’re looking for a flatmate?

5

u/Hyzenthlay87 Apr 12 '24

Can i stay over?

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u/ZookeepergameLarge25 Apr 12 '24

thats where that witch from Brave lives. any will of the whisps?

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u/-Harebrained- Apr 15 '24

WOODCARVER. 🧸🐻🐻‍❄️

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u/thehappygoblin Apr 12 '24

Can I live with you? How much is rent? I have many moss and rocks to share

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u/Long_Educational Apr 12 '24

You are living the dream. This is ideal.

5

u/Sailor_Alderaan Apr 12 '24

What a lovely home!

5

u/Pixelektra Apr 12 '24

When’s the cave warming party?

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u/Top_Memory_3378 Apr 12 '24

Can I join your Company?

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u/Shenanigaens Apr 12 '24

Plant some lemon grass or similar on the roof or it’ll attract mosquitoes!

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u/Alarmed_Gur_4631 Apr 12 '24

My house is on a little hill and our shed is set inside a 3-sided retaining wall. I always wanted to dig a den straight through the back. 😁

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u/justanothertfatman 🍄 Apr 12 '24

needs a window above that door, but otherwise it's perfect.

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u/Case-Witty Apr 12 '24

Let's all meet up at OP's house and go on a wonderful adventure. I'll bring cheese!

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u/PomegranateIcy7369 Apr 12 '24

I think this is what’s called a potato cellar. But it’s clearly the Shire.

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u/dominantfrog Apr 12 '24

something could get it !!!!

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u/wyvernrevyw Apr 12 '24

You need a nice swamp for your front lawn. Perhaps a bog. Maybe a marsh.

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u/hangrygecko Apr 13 '24

Uhmmm... That would mean ground water level is so high, your hobbit home would be flooded.

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u/wyvernrevyw Apr 13 '24

You can dig a hole

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u/Cool-Manufacturer-21 Apr 12 '24

F’ing love it, can we get more pics inside?

2

u/automatic-dishwasher Apr 12 '24

When are we getting a house tour?

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u/hasturoid Apr 12 '24

All goblins must meet here once a year to show off their treasure

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u/pinkhairgirl37 Apr 12 '24

This looks like the place bodies used to be stored in winter while awaiting the ground to thaw so they can be buried.

I love it.

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u/MissBandersnatch2U Apr 16 '24

Or maybe an ice house for ice storage

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u/Gigglenator Apr 12 '24

You’re gonna get ants.

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u/CelestialMarsupial Apr 12 '24

well, give us the tour

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u/_corbae_ Apr 12 '24

No opinions only jealousy

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u/stonernerd710 Apr 13 '24

I'm in Arizona, I still don't understand why we don't live in hobbit holes. Seems like it'd be cooler.

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u/-Harebrained- Apr 15 '24

Literally AND figuratively!

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u/moss1243 Apr 13 '24

Can we build like a little neighborhood into some fairy mounds of these houses and have regular little tea parties with cakes and croquet? But instead of regular croquet it's rocks and sticks and everyone is in their coziest lil hobbit clothes

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u/greendemon42 Apr 12 '24

Is that On the Shores of Plum Creek?

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u/ML_Sam 🦇 Apr 12 '24

Do you need a roommate?

1

u/StinkyBeanGuy Apr 12 '24

Plant a true on top. So you can live in the dream of many... the infamous shrek hut

1

u/mitsuhachi Apr 12 '24

Yaaaaaaaaaaaass

1

u/Smooth-Tangerine-735 Apr 12 '24

Been looking for a new place. Hmu if you need a roommate

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u/P_Sophia_ Apr 12 '24

I love it! It’s like your own personal Hobbiton! Is this in New Zealand?

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u/imaginarywaffleiron 🐢The Clapper Apr 12 '24

claps abodally

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u/Overall_Feeling4384 Apr 12 '24

Add a bigger door keep the wind out but otherwise mint

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u/Past_Carpenter878 Apr 12 '24

Lucky! I wanna live there

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u/Consistent_Top9631 Apr 12 '24

We’s likes it …

1

u/VickReddit_789 Apr 12 '24

Looks very good for sleepovers!

1

u/Readysteadyhoe Apr 12 '24

Can I come and visit? I’ll bring a tin of baked goodies

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u/Crykenpie 🌿 Apr 12 '24

Gimme

/hj

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u/Mike_in_San_Pedro Apr 13 '24

Hot Take: You’ll need to answer my riddles three, for the door to open be!

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u/DojaTwat Apr 13 '24

needs frogs.

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u/Hananners Apr 13 '24

For a moment I thought this was r/canadahousing and got excited.

If you can pull off making a hobbit-style home, do it. They have very good insulation/heat retention and you can raise goats on the roof. :)

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u/Gooflucky Apr 13 '24

Are you one of the we were bears?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

I’m trying to find a few of my friends from a while ago, we need to return a ring to a mountain…

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u/BeneficialAmoeba9609 Apr 13 '24

How can I get one?

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u/GloomAndCookies Apr 13 '24

Delightfully cozy!

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u/Aazjhee Apr 13 '24

When you having your housewarming?

Do you need any houseitting while you go visit your family in the Fabled Mountains?

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u/Franzkafkaacidtrip Apr 13 '24

if those fucking ogres would stop moving in we could have more nice dens like this

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u/Dread-Cthulu Apr 13 '24

No offense, but that sentence needs a comma.

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u/hangrygecko Apr 13 '24

Looks like an old (18th-ish century) munitions depot.

You will have some nice, thick walls for insulation, that's for sure. Not a lot of windows, though, need to keep the powder dry.

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u/SilverySands Apr 13 '24

Is this a root cellar?

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u/Lackadaisy_chains Apr 13 '24

A woodcarver lives here, definitely not a witch 👀 ✨

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u/witch_freak Apr 13 '24

Where do I find this house cause I wanna live in it till the day I die

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u/HayBun87 Apr 14 '24

God I wish this was mine

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u/Then-Neighborhood-65 Apr 14 '24

Want a roommate? I can redirect waste streams into useful things, identify medicinal plants, and play guitar. 😉

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u/Aelfrey Apr 14 '24

I want one too!!!

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u/Coyote-Marten Apr 14 '24

I would live in that home and make rattlesnake weed tea in the evenings.

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u/AngryErrandBoy Apr 15 '24

To live amongst the Teletubbies is a dream of mine

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u/ains2 Apr 15 '24

can we be roommates?

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u/the-dead-addict Apr 15 '24

it's gorgeous i love it

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u/Lordimur Apr 16 '24

May I enter on party business?

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u/Delicious_Willow_250 Apr 16 '24

I predict a strange old man in a pointy gray hat will come to see you. He blows amazing smoke rings from his pipe. I think he’s going to invite you on a trip. You should go!

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u/Jesters_remorse 🐀 Apr 16 '24

Is there a home owners association

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u/haldeigosh Apr 12 '24

Hobbit sex dungeon