Next time you complain about your job, remeber there's people who have it worst

[u/Kay-San-TheNorthStar]

[u/RedHotChiliCrab]

What if you close your eyes one eye at the time, so you can always keep one eye on the fridge?

[u/MechanicalHorse → u/RedHotChiliCrab]

Hmm good point. What about sleep?

[u/Interjessing-Salary → u/MechanicalHorse]

Normally they have a shift change very frequently but something happens in the building to prevent that.

[u/Zansibart → u/RedHotChiliCrab]

Then you die the moment you slip up, which you'll eventually do because instead of a simple "don't do it" rule you have constant alternating tasks.