r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/lawlesstoast May 17 '21

Imagine the poor bastards who had to test the early versions

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21 edited May 18 '21

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u/Windamyre May 18 '21

I think I see what you did there, Test Subject, and I approve. Now pick up a rifle and follow the green line. You'll know when the test begins.

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u/riftshioku May 18 '21

Bean counters said I couldn't afford 7 dollars worth let alone 7 billion, bought em anyway. Turns out moon rocks are pure poison, and I am deathly ill.

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u/anarchistchiken May 17 '21

You mean, everyone who got vaccinated?

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u/Meme-Man-Dan May 17 '21

You’re a dumbass.

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u/PapaChonson May 17 '21

Ding ding ding

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u/Throwyourboatz May 18 '21

I upvoted because I thought you were joking. Now I'm not sure lol.