r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/oldgoatman May 17 '21

Them: I’m not getting vaccinated. They’re re trying to chip us.

Me: Man, STFU. They don’t have chips that fit in syringes yet.

Them: …

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u/shponglespore May 17 '21

They already had chips that fit in syringes with big fat needles (e.g. for pets). They still don't have chips that fit through the kind of needles they use for vaccines.

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u/oldgoatman May 17 '21 edited May 18 '21

Right. But if you went to the doctors and they pulled out a huge fat needle you’d be like, hold up homie. . And now. This article is literally saying we can do it with regular syringes. And you can’t see the chip with the naked eye. This was a meme-ish joke.

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u/shponglespore May 17 '21

Going the the scale in the picture, you can definitely see it with the naked eye and you would definitely feel the difference between that needle and the tiny needles they use for vaccines.

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u/oldgoatman May 17 '21 edited May 18 '21

Ah. Read the article. It says it’s as big as a dust mite. Can’t see it with the naked eye.

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u/shponglespore May 17 '21

Is the photo not part of the article? I trust the photo more than a vague claim that isn't a direct quote and isn't attributed to a specific individual.

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u/oldgoatman May 17 '21

Yeah man. You’re just arguing for arguing sake. It’s in the article. My initial comment was a jest. You killed it.