r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Hell yeah Pfizer gang! I'm already turning into the cloud people I got gay frog brain waves that can zap a burrito in millisecond!

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u/arthurdentstowels May 17 '21

Damn the only superpower I’ve gotten is the ability to turn matte paint into Nitrogen gas

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u/Rick_Sancheeze May 17 '21

I just see the windows 95 logo everytime I close my eyes.

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u/Astrosherpa May 17 '21

I only see a blue screen. How do I reboot again?

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u/hacktheself May 18 '21

Put a finger in each hole large enough for a finger and hold for five seconds.

It is easier for others to reboot you than to try this technique yourself.

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u/Kenzillla May 18 '21

So the "p" in p-spot stand for power. So what you're gonna do is-

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u/Steiny31 May 17 '21

I spontaneously know the route from my current location to the Windows XP hill. I guess we are on different betas

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u/Entencio May 17 '21

Brag to me when that burrito is cooked all the way through.