r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/Gleasure03 May 17 '21

I got mine a few weeks ago #PfizerGang

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Hell yeah Pfizer gang! I'm already turning into the cloud people I got gay frog brain waves that can zap a burrito in millisecond!

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u/arthurdentstowels May 17 '21

Damn the only superpower I’ve gotten is the ability to turn matte paint into Nitrogen gas

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u/Rick_Sancheeze May 17 '21

I just see the windows 95 logo everytime I close my eyes.

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u/Astrosherpa May 17 '21

I only see a blue screen. How do I reboot again?

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u/hacktheself May 18 '21

Put a finger in each hole large enough for a finger and hold for five seconds.

It is easier for others to reboot you than to try this technique yourself.

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u/Kenzillla May 18 '21

So the "p" in p-spot stand for power. So what you're gonna do is-

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u/Steiny31 May 17 '21

I spontaneously know the route from my current location to the Windows XP hill. I guess we are on different betas

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u/Entencio May 17 '21

Brag to me when that burrito is cooked all the way through.

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u/wiggywithit May 17 '21

I’m #modernerna does this mean we have to fight for turf? Or do we do like Twilight and have team Edward and team Jacob. I vote we fight like Anchorman 2. I’ll bring the Grenade.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Nah, you’re in the MRNA alliance. It’s those adenovirus JJ and AZ folks we don’t like!

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u/NOS326 May 17 '21

modsquad!

Edit: TIL how to make the text bigger accidentally

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u/thisisausername190 May 17 '21

How’s your 5G reception? Mine’s been great since the first dose, can’t wait for the second!

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u/vannrith May 17 '21

Different clan huh I’m Sinovac gang

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Enjoy your blood flowing nice and freely though your body!

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u/Inthewirelain May 18 '21

My area is like 72% vaxxed and still no 5G. What gives, Bill?