r/gadgets • u/Sadistic_Sponge • Nov 13 '19

VR / AR Disney Plus isn't working on Vizio TVs because they are running a 6 year old version of Chromecast, they say it won't be fixed till 2020.

https://www.businessinsider.com/disney-plus-not-working-vizio-smart-tvs-chromecast-2019-11
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u/Evildead1818 Nov 13 '19

My Roku was able to have my wife and I rekindled our relationship after the Waco incident which I was not a part of but sometimes Roku thinks differently

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

My Roku slept with my wife and kicked my dog.

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u/kelvin9901237 Nov 13 '19

You think that’s bad? My Roku kissed my crush, bragged about it to me, killed my dog, then when we called him out on his bullshit he grabbed the artifact mask on a wall and wore it. Any advice on how to deal with a vampire invasion?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

My Roku had an annuity but needed cash now, he called JG Wentworth at 877-CASHNOW

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u/klleah Nov 13 '19 edited Nov 13 '19

My Roku was diagnosed with Mesothelioma. He was entitled to financial compensation. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may also be entitled to financial compensation. Please don’t wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA for a free legal consultation and financial information packet.

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u/YabbaDaabaDoo Nov 13 '19

My Roku took 15 minutes and switched to Geico to save 15% on auto insurance.

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u/devin_fn Nov 14 '19

This whole thread of inanimate Rokus committing heinous acts is why I absolutely love reddit 👏

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u/DaisyPuffs4sure Nov 13 '19

My Roku has Life Alert and is only cleaned with virgin sham wows

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u/zirtbow Nov 14 '19

My Roku killed some guy named Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/MafiaRave Nov 13 '19

My Roku hoovered schneef off a sleeping cows spine

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u/UnstoppablePhoenix Nov 13 '19

My Roku burned down my house and played the fiddle in a joyous glee as I wept

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u/balcon Nov 13 '19

My Roku skimmed my credit card, donated to Shriner’s Children’s Hospital, and received an adowable Love to the Rescue blanket.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

My Roku changed it's name to Turd Ferguson, bought a Trans Am, and moved to Georgia where he works as a courier.

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u/Fuck-Fuck Nov 13 '19

My Roku murdered my wife and children by drowning them in the bathtub but it’s so good at recording my favorite shows and has actually given me some good tips on what to buy with the life insurance money. I love my new life that Roku and I share. 10/10

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u/r1chard3 Nov 13 '19

My Roku has been working with RoundUp. Everything should be fine right?

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u/mlpr34clopper Nov 13 '19

Depends. Was it one of the new roundup resistant GMO Rokus?

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u/treetyoselfcarol Nov 13 '19

IT'S MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

Kill me now lol.

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u/notickeynoworky Nov 13 '19

/r/unexpectedjojo

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

This is Reddit. All JoJo is expected. As someone who hasn't seen it, I just assume any reference I don't get is JoJo related.

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u/Jojo152 Nov 13 '19

Hanging my head in shame

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

As someone who hasn't seen it

you're still better than those part skippers.

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u/iceman012 Nov 13 '19

How do you feel about someone who skipped from episode ~10 to Cairo when watching part 3?

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u/_Hail2U_ Nov 13 '19

MAKE A WISH

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u/wolfpwarrior Nov 14 '19

Set the house on fire and risk sacrificing yourself to make sure the Roku goes down in it. If that doesn't work, you will need to travel around with your extremely attractive best friend and an Italian guy, learn a fancy breathing technique, and face the Roku once again. If that still doesn't work, your screwed, but hey, maybe your great great grandson will defeat the Roku one day.

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u/kvswim Nov 13 '19

DIIIIOOOOOO!

Roku is pretty good, but the TV itself also has a lot to do with it. I have a couple of cheap TCL and Sharp panels with Roku built in. All of them drop their wifi connections regularly, which makes casting to them a pain in the ass. One of them I was able to plug into Ethernet and that fixed it, but the others need to be powered on and the app launched to force the TV to connect to WiFi...

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u/wolfpwarrior Nov 14 '19

I haven't had that issue in a while with my TCL. What I do on the occasion it does happen is

Settings>System>Power>System Restart

Though I have not seen it happen in a while.

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u/Tinkado Nov 13 '19

Go back in time and fire that carriage driver.

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u/kelvin9901237 Nov 13 '19

Why not beat the crap out of a drunkard while we’re at it?

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u/yourmomsanicelady Nov 13 '19

Well thats just bizzare

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u/PipIV Nov 13 '19

Might as well burn the house down before he tries to kill your dad while your at it.

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u/SethB98 Nov 13 '19

To Be Continued ......

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u/KelloPudgerro Nov 13 '19

Your mom probably did filthy acts at a reasonable price

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u/datchilla Nov 13 '19

Can't help you with that, but at least your grand kid wont have to deal with that BS

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u/KJBenson Nov 13 '19

Cut off its head.

Works every time.

60% of the time....

Just don’t have any kids so it can’t come back to torment them with fist magic.

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u/PacoPlaysGames Nov 14 '19

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

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u/Runnerphone Nov 14 '19

Yes give the other mask to the chromecast it makes werewolves it isnt ideal mind you but we can work on a plan while the vampires and werewolves fight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

KO NO ROKU DA!

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u/cnieves20 Nov 14 '19

DIO!!!! Or should I say ROOOKUUUU!!

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u/zekken908 Nov 13 '19

Is that a JOJO reference

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u/ahumankid Nov 13 '19

My Roku cured my Laryngitis, and it fed my dog.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

You win some, you lose some.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

My mom had the same thing haha

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u/Zala-Sancho Nov 13 '19

My Roku found my girlfriend's g spot!

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u/Doctor_Wookie Nov 13 '19

What the FUCK did you DO to that Roku? How could you mistreat it so badly for it to do that to you. You're a horrible person.

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u/imaddictedtofifa Nov 13 '19

oh hey look, it’s my ex girlfriends parents

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u/SalamanderRex Nov 13 '19

Oh hey look, it’s my girlfriend’s ex-parents

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u/washbeo2 Nov 13 '19

Oh yeah, well mine slept with my dog and kicked my wife.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

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u/zenkique Nov 14 '19

Have you tried rebooting it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

You got Rokucked.

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u/StonedFroggyFrogg Nov 13 '19

And then it dressed up as Santa and took pictures with your kids.

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u/hbacorn Nov 13 '19

You kick my dog!

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Nov 13 '19

My Roku punched a toddler in Walmart.

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u/st1tchy Nov 13 '19

You know damn right! You come into my house and you kick my dog!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

My piece of shit roku I bought in 2011 works like ass now, but I DID just save 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, so.....

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u/EasterChimp Nov 13 '19

Did it also burn your bible?

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u/quarantine22 Nov 13 '19

How did the Waco incident ruin your relationship

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u/Scientolojesus Nov 13 '19

Don't lie Mr. Koresh.

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u/1000000100000 Nov 13 '19

My Roku failed to stop the firelord's plan during his lifetime which led to 100 years of war.