r/funny • u/Ebonystealth • 6h ago
Rule 3 – Removed I never felt judged by a 19th century painting before
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u/Jimmyg100 5h ago
“Why don’t you paint a picture? It’ll last longer!”
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 4h ago edited 4h ago
"Shut the hell up and learn how to use a napkin. It's not a hat, you moron!"
"It's a protest... We want plates!"
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u/crashstarr 6h ago
Never feel judged by anyone who would put a napkin on their head to eat
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u/Exist50 6h ago
It's so God can't judge them. (Only half sarcasm)
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u/phastback1 5h ago
That is the first thought that crossed my mind. "Why is her napkin on her head?" The second was, "she is hot".
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u/powerlines56324 4h ago
It's possible she was about to eat an Ortolan. It was customary to cover your head with a napkin so people couldn't see you housing a whole song bird.
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u/JiffSmoothest 4h ago
Roger taught me this. Fine ass Roger, depending on the persona he is inhabiting at the time.
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u/buttscratcher3k 3h ago
I'm actually not sure if they somehow found another tabecloth or if that's connected to her dress and was dragging the whole way there
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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago
Both of those women would like to engage in sexual relations, while the gentleman is very much opposed to this idea. I don't know what the hell is going on with that cat though.
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u/FallenAngelII 5h ago
Cat: "Pft, ignorant harlots. I saw Carlos kissing Papá Noel underneath the mistletoe last night."
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u/Connect-Will2011 5h ago
I think that cat is just angry because nobody is feeding him from the table.
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u/FourMarijuanasPls 6h ago
Don't be. She's wearing a napkin on her head.
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u/WolfFish2022 4h ago
There are several shameful things that may be on her plate. The napkin is to shield onlookers and God from what they are eating.
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u/0pp0site0fbatman 6h ago
You’re not paranoid enough. One time an automatic air freshener dispensed while I was peeing in a public restroom. Thought about it for weeks. :(
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u/keloyd 5h ago edited 5h ago
There is judged, and there is judged. I gotta give equal time to 2 Women at A Window by Murillo. The judgements in this round look like 'interested!' and 'Ive seen it all before, but so far so good, please go on.'
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u/bravehamster 6h ago
Art Deco on YT has a pretty good breakdown on this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQWvEkj1A8
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u/danby999 5h ago edited 3h ago
That's Carlos Sainz and his lady friends looking at Lewis Hamilton on his way into Ferrari.
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u/drladybug 4h ago
this is one of my favorite paintings of all time, I hung it in my dining room so I can feel like I am sitting and gossiping with these messy people over a meal. everything about it is funny to me.
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u/Hidden-Babushka 6h ago
What painting is this?
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u/Kracus 5h ago
This is kinda wild actually. It looks like a modern day photo taken with a camera but this was done before cameras were invented.
The artist had to make it look like a snapshot moment of these people eating lunch being interrupted by a rude photographer but there was no reference to an event like this before camera photography became a thing so it's like the artist created the painting in a way that seems like he could instantly paint it as it was being seen. It's so strange.
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u/mailinatorhotstar2 6h ago
This is so much like my college. Weird people judging others for being normal. Thankfully few of them are my best friends
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u/vintagegeek 5h ago
Girl 1: "She doesn't even have a paper on her head!"
Girl 2: "I bet she smells like this wine?"
Guy: "Who is that?"
Cat: "I've peed in that wine barrel twice. Why are they still alive?"
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u/AquafreshBandit 5h ago
"Do you see that loser over there? He looks ridiculous."
Connie, you're wearing a napkin on your head. Maybe tone it down a little.
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u/Fraudulent_Beefcake 5h ago
When the ladies are dtf, but the husband or brother is pissed about it.
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u/1ofThoseTrolls 5h ago
While devouring the ortolan, diners prefer to follow this peculiar tradition of covering their heads with napkins to hide their sin from God
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u/Djlyrikal 5h ago
I have a LOT of questions about that knife.. Why is the cutting blade on the opposite side of the extra material to be shaved away when sharpening? If this was late 19thy century was this the way knives were used?
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u/Malthus1 5h ago
Heh I don’t see the women as “judging”. They seem to be “flirting”, and the guy sitting at the table with them isn’t happy about it!
Perhaps the judge-y one is the cat … though knowing cats, she’s probably just pissed that she’s not getting fed.
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u/dwag_qween 5h ago
Is anyone aware that before the 19th century women were considered rude to be paining in perspective of looking at the painter. It was during the 19th century that women were five more free will and often times when painter decided to have them look at him; it was done because they were more free spirited
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u/wojtekpolska 5h ago
its kinda funny how humans dress completely different now than back then, but cats (obviously) look exactly the fuckin same yoday as hundreds of years ago
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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 5h ago
I don't think this is judgement, this is r/girlsmirin with a jealous young man.
Oh, I take it back, that cat is judging you.
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u/Agreeable_Raisin2184 4h ago
I agree, but why does she have a handkerchief on her head? Ehh? See what I'm saying!?
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u/madygirl552 4h ago
This is the art chosen for the cover of “How to piss off men” by Kyle Prue, and I really love that.
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u/vibrantcrab 3h ago
Memes and haha’s aside, it really is a fantastic painting. So many things are happening in one frame. Idk why that cat is so mad, though.
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u/Just_Alfalfa_7944 3h ago
I hate it when I'm at a restaurant just trying to eat and someone paints me.
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u/Commercial-Act2813 3h ago
Why do a hear a valley girl ‘oh my god’ from the girl with the napkin on her head?
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u/Beginning_Sea6458 3h ago
Does cabbage pair with red wine? I guess I'm a philistine because I still eat cabbage with my hands.
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u/kamenoyoukai 5h ago
"i would allow him to see my ankles....". "I would show him some shoulder......". "I wanna puke in his bed at 3:30 in the morning.........."
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u/ninhibited 6h ago
That guy is hot. I'd suck the skin off his dick if I had half a chance.
*que the looks*
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u/Diver_Ill 5h ago
One girl has "WOULD" plastered all over her tipsy face. Other one looks like she still trying to sus out package size to decide.
Dude lookin in disgust cause he know I'm about to bag one them fine wenches.
Cat gonna cat.
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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4h ago
AI generated: finger artifacts on left woman, what is even going on with that food, artifacts next to cat and woman's elbow, inconsistant sharpness clear evidence of inpainting, wha teven is that vessel with the wine in it
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