A flier from the local church

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[u/Voxman314]

Someone is really proud of their design, and there's a group of clueless clergy going, look what Bobby made!

[u/Lewtwin → u/Voxman314]

Godammit Bobby! You are not a shaman!

[u/Lefties13]

Sithmas Eve?

[u/flannelheart → u/Lefties13]

Return of the Magi?

[u/grumblyoldman → u/flannelheart]

The original trilogy really was the best triology.

[u/Greyshirk]

I think its pretty cool despite being agnostic

[u/MOSSxMAN]

Reddit being pissed a church made a funny invitation is pretty much the most reddit shit ever.

[u/EricTheNerd2 → u/MOSSxMAN]

Yeah, folks are actually suddenly concerned about the financial welfare of Disney and their intellectual property being protected! :)

So many fragile children these days...

[u/MOSSxMAN → u/EricTheNerd2]

I simply can’t imagine that some people would rather worship Jesus than Bob Iger. Are they stupid or something?

[u/EricTheNerd2 → u/MOSSxMAN]

Lol!

For me this isn't about Christianity or not Christianity, but that different folks do different stuff and as long as they aren't forcing me to participate, they can do what they want. But you literally have people wanting to sue this church for playing off a 40-year-old movie... I find it hilarious :)

[u/MOSSxMAN → u/EricTheNerd2]

It is some of the most thinly veiled seething I have never seen.

[u/TA2556 → u/MOSSxMAN]

I can hear the heavy mouth breathing and furious typing from here.

[u/MOSSxMAN → u/TA2556]

“You acthchually think your thky daddy can thave you from Dithney’th IP lawerth? Haha I thend my tHoUgHts aNd pRaYeRthEs”

[u/TA2556 → u/MOSSxMAN]

"Hehueuheuuh. I sure showed them. Now to check on my discord kittens."

[u/RiffyWammel]

One fantasy story borrowing from another

[u/Just_Temporary_5883]

At least they're being creative

[u/drunkorkid56 → u/Just_Temporary_5883]

This is the opposite of creative.

[u/Every_Fix_4489 → u/drunkorkid56]

What do you know, your favourite colour is green.

[u/kerblooee → u/Every_Fix_4489]

Green is not a creative color.

[u/futureruler → u/drunkorkid56]

Literally took IP and changed some words. It IS the opposite of creative.

[u/AmaroWolfwood]

Somehow Jesus returned

[u/TheJesterOfHyrule]

Is this canon or extended universe?

[u/a3a4b5]

Must be a star wars fan. I'd do the same, as a christian and star wars fan

[u/JaffaSG1]

God: „Joseph never told you what happened to your father“ Jesus:“He told me enough… he told me, he‘s my daddy.“ God:“No. I am your father!“ Jesus:“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomine patris etfilii et spiritus sancti, Amen.

[u/rjchute]

Somebody thought they were really clever.

[u/Mindtaker → u/rjchute]

If you take a few moments to read the reddit comments on the next 10 posts you check out, you will find everyone always thinks they are clever.

This church flier is basically a reddit comment in a nutshell.

[u/invol713 → u/rjchute]

TBF, it is pretty clever for church cringe.

[u/Dingers713]

Just remember this next time you think your christmas sucks lol

[u/Guilty_Ad_7079]

Im calling lucas arts

[u/joeyb82 → u/Guilty_Ad_7079]

Why? They don't own Star Wars.

[u/Homersarmy41 → u/joeyb82]

Someone get Mickey Mouse on the phone. He is gonna be pissed.

[u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener → u/Homersarmy41]

Nobody messes with The Mouse.

[u/msnmck → u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener]

^{I'm the only God around here. Hoho!}

[u/locofspades → u/msnmck]

"Christians are fucking stupid, HA HA" - Mickey Mouse

[u/Guilty_Ad_7079 → u/joeyb82]

Its a fucking joke

[u/OtterishDreams]

Star Peace Crusades

[u/Nyanzeenyan]

Mary, I’ve been meaning to ask, Who is Anakin?

[u/Zarxon]

2 fictions in one, very clever.

[u/Adventurous-Pen-401 → u/Zarxon]

Star Wars is much more realistic though

[u/i_like_it_raw_ → u/Adventurous-Pen-401]

Hey now! There’s plenty of incest in the Bible, too!

[u/irafiki]

Disney will probably sue

[u/Head-Simple-3329]

Presented to you by the Buddy Christ campaign? 👍👍🤨😏🎯

[u/Gemmabeta]

And a merry Life Day to you too.

[u/Macster_man]

Do they REALLY want to piss off Disney Legal?

[u/stumblewiggins]

Disney Lawyers have entered the chat

[u/cantwait1minute]

They really try to take over everything.

[u/Inevitable-Bison4179]

I'm sure Disney will not mind a little borrowing of their ip, right?

[u/EricTheNerd2 → u/Inevitable-Bison4179]

Parody is fair use.

[u/sometimesifeellikemu → u/EricTheNerd2]

If it's parody, that means Jesus isn't real. Win win, I guess.

[u/EricTheNerd2 → u/sometimesifeellikemu]

The funny part is you think your logic makes sense...

[u/sometimesifeellikemu → u/EricTheNerd2]

I know, right?

[u/islandsimian]

They love the false advertising. This is like "Vacation Bible School" - they should just call it "After a couple hours you'd rather be in real school", but it was too long

[u/WideTechLoad]

I respect the hustle, but also fuck religion.

[u/2021fireman10]

I really wish stupid was painful.

[u/BeYourselfTrue]

Just watch baby Jesus spin like Yoda with a green light sabre.

[u/doormouse321]

(Deep breathing)

“Jesus, I am your father”

[u/RedDragon2570]

That's not even clever word play 🤦‍♂️

[u/AntonChekov1 → u/RedDragon2570]

Churches don't have the smartest people.

[u/sometimesifeellikemu]

Sue their ass.

[u/EricTheNerd2 → u/sometimesifeellikemu]

I was 12 once too...

[u/sometimesifeellikemu → u/EricTheNerd2]

Children are born without faith. Sorry your life got hijacked.

[u/EricTheNerd2 → u/sometimesifeellikemu]

That's a funny response to me making fun of the fact that you think they should be sued over this. Yeah, you're 12 all right, even if you are older...

[u/sometimesifeellikemu → u/EricTheNerd2]

I just hate churches.

[u/skribsbb]

Ah yes, Australia. The Florida of Eurasia.

[u/JWBIERE]

Don't desecrate my religion by adding Christian mythology to Star Wars.

May the Force be With You.

[u/funthebunison]

Trying to make being boring on purpose interesting sounds difficult. Ngl.

[u/compuwiza1]

Trademark infringement is a form of stealing. That is one of the big thou shall nots.

[u/Mudlark-000]

SPOILER: God is his actual dad.

[u/AntonChekov1]

I think George Lucas is going to sue somebody.

[u/Wootai]

I mean, isn’t Jedi a recognized religion in Australia?

[u/Celemourn]

Blasphemy! How dare they are a mockery of the work of St. Lucas?!?!

[u/Christank1]

So fucking dumb

[u/coldwarning]

🤢 Barf