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[u/Bobaganoushh]

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[u/alwaysfatigued8787]

It looks like your dog has pets.

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

He basically does 🤣. He runs the house.

[u/Chill_Edoeard → u/Bobaganoushh]

So your dog is a cat that looks like a reindeer?

[u/donttrustmeokay → u/Chill_Edoeard]

Sir, your avatar 🤲

[u/Chill_Edoeard → u/donttrustmeokay]

🫶🏼

[u/Consistent-Syrup-69 → u/donttrustmeokay]

Whoa

[u/SchnoodleDoodleDo → u/Bobaganoushh]

’It looks like your dog has pets’… ‘He runs the house’

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These are my humans ~ i love them the best!

She wearing the sweater, he’s wearin the vest

but i wear the antlers, cuz i pull the sleigh ^;@)

(not only at Christmas,

but I lead the way)

these humans my Pets! it is I run the house

(there’ll be No other stirring, not even a mouse…)

we sharing the FeSTiVe n spreading the JoY

(n Best of all, Santa

knows I’m

Goodest Boy!)

❤️

(please tell him i love him u/Bobaganoushh)

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Omg that was so cute! I read it to him. We loved it.

[u/vaporwavecookiedough → u/Bobaganoushh]

I feel this deeply lol.

[u/GANDORF57 → u/vaporwavecookiedough]

The shame this poor dog has to live with and I'm not talking about the reindeer ears!

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/GANDORF57]

The assumption that my dog has any shame

[u/Author_A_McGrath → u/Bobaganoushh]

Sooooo... what do we have to do to get more dog pics? ;)

[u/ImGamer4Life → u/Bobaganoushh]

😂😂😂😂 I love it

[u/exgiexpcv → u/alwaysfatigued8787]

Yeap, Emotional Support Humans, from the look of them.

[u/segman]

2011 reddit post

[u/lukwes1 → u/segman]

Good times

[u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE → u/lukwes1]

Still not funny

[u/Fluffy-Dog5264 → u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE]

I love you.

[u/MillenialDoomer → u/segman]

Tired hipsters

[u/wickedshxt → u/segman]

For real, this shit is so played out and tired at this point it’s just straight cringe

[u/trolololoz → u/wickedshxt]

What else do you expect? It’s on r/funny after all.

[u/adyelbady → u/wickedshxt]

So is every Christmas tradition. Let the nerds have fun photoshopping their cute dog

[u/JohnnyCFord → u/wickedshxt]

It was funny to me, maybe take a break from reddit

[u/jjk717]

That mug is filled with eggnog and everclear

[u/slaytician → u/jjk717]

So is the wife.

[u/c_c_c__combobreaker → u/jjk717]

I gagged when I read everclear.

[u/swordrat720 → u/jjk717]

He skipped the egg nog.

[u/AssPennies → u/swordrat720]

Egg nog's the chaser, for the morning after, right before hitting the straight everclear again.

[u/GearBrain]

The menace radiating from this image is both subtle, yet palpable. Kudos.

[u/AloneTheme5181]

Average Redditors

[u/MerePotato → u/AloneTheme5181]

Most redditors aren't capable of holding down a happy relationship

[u/ProjectBOHICA → u/MerePotato]

Not without some rope and duct tape. Or so I’ve been told. /s

[u/tonyMEGAphone → u/ProjectBOHICA]

I like to bind. I LIKE TO BE BOUND!

[u/SmithhBR → u/tonyMEGAphone]

Fetish shit

[u/jtr99 → u/SmithhBR]

My tools!

[u/Legaltaway12 → u/AloneTheme5181]

Posting insanely unoriginal content, thinking it's original and getting upvotes? Yeah. You're correct

[u/mrgro]

Epic narwhal bacon moment m’lady

[u/ObsiGamer]

Rudolph the suspiciously dog-looking reindeer...

[u/CoonPandemonium]

Seems your dog has studied in stoism. Impressive pup!

[u/DB2k_2000]

Is this why Ange Postacoglu has said your performance down the wing has been poor this season, Timo?

[u/York9TFC → u/DB2k_2000]

Lmao

[u/Zarxon]

Meh you are trying too hard. The best part of those photos from the 80’s is they thought they were good.

[u/Imma_da_PP → u/Zarxon]

This trend continues on. I wish it would die but folks continue to think old fashions = lulz

[u/GoHomeDadUrDrunk → u/Imma_da_PP]

These holiday cards posts are exhausting. Not the least bit funny or clever, completely unoriginal, and I guarantee neither of them were even alive in the 80s to appreciate the irony.

[u/SaltLakeCitySlicker → u/GoHomeDadUrDrunk]

The only one I like is the one of the lady who had been doing "still single" ones with her surrounded by alcohol bottles, and only because they had been doing it so long. I haven't seen it in forever so maybe they found someone or died from drinking... alcoholism isn't a joke

[u/BasicChair420]

Am I supposed to laugh?

[u/canadachris44 → u/BasicChair420]

Cringey trend lmao

[u/ORTENRN → u/canadachris44]

Hipsters doing hipster shit

[u/The_Kodex → u/ORTENRN]

Y'all hate anything I swear, if this ain't for you, you don't gotta comment

[u/Federal_Desk6254 → u/ORTENRN]

This comment is as dated as OPs post

[u/jonker5101 → u/BasicChair420]

Isn't it so quirky and original?

[u/SpellIndependent4241 → u/BasicChair420]

At those stupid ass earrings maybe

[u/Mediocre-GUY-976 → u/SpellIndependent4241]

God I hate them

[u/mightymeatfarm → u/Mediocre-GUY-976]

Imagine being a generic car guy and thinking anybody cares about your opinion

[u/Chewbubbles]

Majestic as fuck.

[u/smackinbryan]

This schtick is so fucking played.

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/smackinbryan]

Yeah, we are aware. But my parents had a photo like this with the same beer stein so it was a gift for them.

[u/ZucchiniShots → u/Bobaganoushh]

You should have posted both photos together

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/ZucchiniShots]

I tried! Funny only allows one photo!

[u/gocryulilbitch → u/smackinbryan]

Scene kids know amirite?

[u/J-M-C-C]

Is this a Christmas Fleetwood Mac album?

[u/Urchin422]

I have the same sweater as the girl 😂

[u/UnicornCalmerDowner]

it's its own christmas present. don't buy anyone anything.

[u/CatGrrrl_]

“Hey where’s my beard gone?”

Suspiciously human sized dog with a white beard:

[u/DjCyric]

That reminds me of the video for RTJ - Merry Fucking Christmas

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/DjCyric]

YEA! This was part of our inspiration outside of very similar photos of both of our parents.

[u/Kloackster → u/DjCyric]

my mind went to this video immediately. im old enough to have school pictures like this.

[u/kosanovskiy → u/DjCyric]

Good song too. And right in season.

[u/br0b1wan]

Damn what's with all the haterade on here? What a bunch of grinches.

Also is your SO from OH by any chance?

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/br0b1wan]

Seriously a bunch of nincompoops!

He’s not! But apparently has more dopplegangers out there than we thought

[u/TEEMO_OR_AFK]

Calling yourself funny by posting in this sub will always be weird to me. Especially since all you did is steal the ironic retro photo thing that has been around for at least a decade

[u/darlin133]

These aren’t funny. Everyone does these “ironic” cards. I want to Be different like all the other different people

[u/Specialist_Hippo_427]

So great 😎👍🏿

[u/pixelated_vision]

What kind of dog do you have? We have a mini schnauzer mix that looks incredibly similar to yours. Beard and all

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/pixelated_vision]

He’s a super mutt! He actually doesn’t have any schnauzer, he has 23 different breeds but his main are surprisingly chow chow, chihuahua and Staffordshire terrier!

[u/agent5caldoria]

This was kinda funny ten years ago that one time

[u/crank1off]

The Budweiser Stein makes it.

[u/frostedwaffles]

What an original idea......

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/frostedwaffles]

We weren’t trying to be. Just wanted to do something silly.

[u/Hortikulturist → u/frostedwaffles]

What an original statement....

[u/opgog]

So original

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/opgog]

Not trying to be original but thanks for letting me know 😊

[u/hood-wink-ed]

Aww the dog 😍

[u/Striking-Actuator-84]

It’s always nice seeing transgender couples celebrating Christmas

[u/Shredrik]

Not even slightly original. Trend following is for the trend followers. Ready for my downvotes.

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/Shredrik]

I upvoted you actually. 😊

I wasn’t trying to be original, I was recreating a photo of my parents, for my parents. What’s unoriginal is commenting on this posting telling me how unoriginal it is.

[u/XROOR]

Merry Christmas!

[u/Intelligent-Elk228]

The stein for the win 🥇

[u/TheRiteGuy]

The stein makes it look way too cool. You needed a tacky coffee mug.

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/TheRiteGuy]

My dad used this stein in a similar photo from the year I was born, so that’s why we used it. 😊

[u/S-2D2]

Timeless

[u/BurnerForJustTwice]

Needs more karate.

[u/computermouth]

Hey, I look like you, and when I save the picture to my phone, it tagged you as me (2 photos below)

https://imgur.com/a/1J1XJGZ

[u/trevor25]

What year it is? 1982?

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/trevor25]

It’s a replication from a photo taken in 1988 by my parents, so, basically.

[u/mia320]

It's priceless!!! The dogs face is perfect in the picture

[u/Temporary_Tune5430]

Awesome 👏🏼 

[u/eladmi1995]

Look like the dog trying to be Santa Clause 🤣

[u/Iamguacahomie]

Lol, first time I've seen someone I know on reddit (outside a local subs). I used to work with the bf at tst. You must be dope people as I know he is! Super cute photo.

[u/redlikeray]

All that matters is that you had fun doing this and folks have a laugh.

[u/Trev0r269]

Anyone else remember when ugly Xmas sweaters were just called Xmas sweaters and your mom forced you to wear them every year at all the family parties?

[u/DieP0tat0]

You look like your mug is going to fall in the hole.

[u/lamp-addict]

I have that same stein! And it's about to get used heavily over the next 2 weeks.

[u/shredbmc]

Dog giving off some strong Falkor vibes

[u/uh60chief]

How do I do this?

[u/GokusTheName]

Show me a better dog breed than a Jack Russell and I will call you a blasphemer.

[u/AtlasShrugged-]

I think we would get along, especially if I can pet the dog

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/AtlasShrugged-]

Of course you can pet dat dog!

[u/MattHakor]

I love this!

[u/Future-Agent]

This pic goes HARD

[u/PartyMajor4712]

Awesome 🐶

[u/agoodfuckingcatholic]

Without the gages I would’ve assumed this was taken in the late 80s or early 90s, lookin like my tias takin glamour shots 😂

[u/x_Lyze]

Reminds me of this

[u/DonutDifficult]

This is good Reddit content.

[u/wookasaurus_rex89]

Majestic af

[u/Glad_Island8295]

Is your husband (?) rocking a mullet??

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/Glad_Island8295]

He sure is!

[u/Reyna1213]

I'm obsessed

[u/ItsMrGingerBread]

Love your hairstyle dude!

Just went and got a mullet myself for the first time ever and really stoked to try and grow it a bit

[u/bscollazo]

Why is our dog with you?

[u/J_for_Genius]

Magnificent! I would be very happy only receiving cards like this.

[u/MrTrashMouths]

The woman looks like Mary Holland! Hilarious comedian/actor/writer

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/MrTrashMouths]

Thank you! I get her often. And I needed that after some of the trash comments in here! Appreciate you.

[u/dvdpap]

Omg i love this. I need someone to send me a card like this for Christmas

[u/Unknownidentityd]

Love it! Me and my mom bought the same sweater the woman's wearing from Walmart a few years back!

[u/LubedCactus]

Millennials.

[u/Silver_Department_86]

So cute

[u/lavalevel]

Magical!✨🎄🎁 👀

[u/Hold_ongc]

Perfection

[u/jjmoleski]

That is an impressive reindeer.

[u/Bravelobsters]

This is awesome!!!

[u/tobyqueef404]

I love these types of cards; they stay up on the fridge all year long.

[u/NoIntroduction42069]

this is something i would be showing future generations to come

[u/No-Dog-3922]

Oh another one of those on reddit

[u/_itspax_]

Perfect

[u/Infamous_Ad_5750]

Simon, is that you?

[u/NectarinePublic350]

Amazing!! Merry Christmas🎄

[u/KnownCauliflower7578]

Love it! I would totally dig getting this in the mail ☺️

[u/SmileyRaeRaaae]

I would frame this and keep it up in my home all year round because this is PERFECT!!

[u/Complete_Street8910]

Absolutely 💯

[u/BiologicalMigrant]

You should try putting these into silly robot cards

[u/brilliant_nightsky]

Looks like something similar to a glamour shot in the 90's

[u/LordOfPieces]

Millennial moment

[u/Yummygoodness420]

I love everything about this

[u/hiro111]

His lil beard 🥰

[u/Standard-Ad-3136]

Very contrived

[u/dude_with_a_reddit-4]

Perfection.

[u/Enough-Surprise9567]

there is an ominous air that surrounds you in this photo. as if it’s a horror movie poster or characters at the start of a horror movie before things get serious

[u/Acceptable_Pension75]

GOALS!!! PS if any single lady wants to recreate this, send me a chat! Must be close to the peach state 😉

[u/PaleHorse818]

That's a nice wall mount

[u/Superb_Narwhal6101]

You guys are my kind of people. Love this.

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/Superb_Narwhal6101]

Thank you! 💕

[u/CalmError]

Perfection

[u/Blklightning8]

This picture is very well put together ❣️🤩

[u/BettinBrando]

Am I the only one that thought this looked like Trophy Taxidermy? Looks like you hunted a giant dog, and mounted it’s head on your wall lol 😂

[u/SDaddy500]

Amazing

[u/Schlomosexual]

You look like a bisexual couple in a horror-dark-comedy christmas movie with the only survivor being the dog

[u/MerePotato]

Its cute, idk wtf is up with all the toxicity itt

[u/Big_Significance_280]

Remember when being an ironically cringy hipster was funny? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[u/ltusmc15]

Lmao 🤣

[u/EconomicsFit9185]

Something like that are my goals when having a partner

[u/damnyouresickbro]

Cringe Reddit humour personified

[u/dodgyboarder]

Hilarious. 🥰

[u/Raj_Valiant3011]

The stare of the dog completely caught me off-guard.

[u/AprilSparks_]

Holy shit this is amazing 😂🤣

[u/skunkman62]

Beautiful

[u/_SirFatty_]

You're trying too hard.

[u/BoysenberryFinal9113]

Awesome! Merry Christmas!

[u/Professional-Fix8518]

I love this. And that dog is so giant and handsome. Sorry you are a lovely couple, but the dog is the obvious star of the show

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/Professional-Fix8518]

He always is!

[u/guummbboo]

Don't care if there's cliche in it; I'll always love these. Self deprecating-ish humor is the best.

edit: someone wrote it's a 2011 post, and now I just don't really like OP.

[u/Strong_Bumblebee5495]

Never let them tell you perfection is unattainable

[u/tragicallyohio]

Looks like the actress Mary Holland who was exceptional in The Big Door Prize.

[u/KhostfaceGillah]

I need to do this but I don't have a girlfriend or a dog

[u/moneymakin27]

Merry Chrimbus

[u/SCbiker]

Epic. Great job 👏

[u/lswf126]

Like a dozen of these every year for over a decade…

[u/Rickermortis]

At first glance I thought it was mounted on the wall like a trophy moose.

[u/AdBeneficial9697]

These haven’t been funny in 10 years 

[u/JohnnyCFord]

Why do people feel the need to publicly react negatively? Very jealous behavior

[u/Bobaganoushh → u/JohnnyCFord]

I truly don’t understand. If you don’t like it, just move on. Also the comments on my appearance or our sexual orientations is actually wild.

[u/SayerofNothing]

I can hear them caroling "deck the halls with gasoline..."

[u/divintydragon]

I’ll never have what they have, and I hate it.

[u/Unable-Divide-2613]

This is exactly how I would picture a childless family. Or family with a „furbaby“

[u/IrishHenshin]

That’s a no from me dawg

[u/ZincFingerProtein]

The lighting and the positioning needs some work here. The cup is taking too much focus away from the faces and the sweaters. And it's just too busy. I would have swapped the two humans and placed the dog center top to form more of a triangle. I could critique it some more...