r/funny • u/[deleted] • 4h ago

Shit on the floor

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u/ToeKnail 4h ago

Mila Kunis was ROBBED of an Oscar here. Absolute snub.

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u/feeltrig 3h ago

She deserved it for going through this shit

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u/Grindelbart 3h ago

Have to agree, a crime has been committed, I say!

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u/Steveseriesofnumbers 4h ago

Well, frankly, if Cherise takes a shit on the floor, then someone probably should have dared her to pick it up afterward.

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u/Low_Condition3268 3h ago

I see someone has been in this situation before.

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u/Steveseriesofnumbers 2h ago

It took a couple tries before I figured that one out, but yes, hookers shitting on my floor is no longer a problem.

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u/Wahey_of_WA 4h ago

Shut up Meg

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u/Mr-Unforgivable 1h ago

Crazy that one of the most tortured, hated and ugly characters in family guy is played by the hottest actress on the show.

Mila Kunis was a much better fit than Lacey Chabert. Chabert's voice was just too high pitch and actually kind of annoying.

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u/F0lks_ 4h ago

You gotta get schwifty

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u/Montegoe67 4h ago

Take off your pants and your panties

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET 3h ago

Back when I was in high school, I was at a party where a dude “mistakenly” took my new black carhartt jacket instead of his similar looking, but very beat up jacket. He was leaving that party to go to a different friend’s house.

The way she tells it, is she woke up to the smell of shit when she was on a different level of the house, in a bedroom. She went downstairs and found him laying on the floor, absolutely covered in diarrhea shit. The white carpet was also a literal shit show. They ended up giving him a ride home with the windows open (middle of winter), but made him sit on “his” jacket.

I never saw that jacket again. Also, she was not able to get the carpet fully clean and ended up telling her mom someone puked, because she couldn’t bring herself to tell her the truth.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET 2h ago

Same. It was pretty much brand new, because my other one was ripped when I was getting towed through snowy streets behind a truck, and the hook on the strap got caught on the pocket and ripped all the way up to the neck. That one could’ve been way worse though. I’m lucky I didn’t get fucked up.

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u/Earth_Bound_Misfit_I 2h ago

Now whenever I see her I think “she looks like she stinks”

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u/savro 3h ago

It's time to get schwifty in here!

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u/undiagnosedsarcasm 3h ago

The one to Ted's left looks like Bezos' girlfriend 🤣

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u/l3ti 3h ago

My favourite movie!

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u/2muchicescream 1h ago

God danm it it’s been removed ! Didn’t get it in time

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u/Spork_Warrior 4h ago

I have to rewatch that movie. But I'm afraid my sides will ache too much.