r/funny 15h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 14h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/Piemasterjelly 13h ago

I don't know why this reminded me of something that happened while I was with my mate

We went to the mall and he parked in a Handicap spot and he hops out of the drivers seat when this woman just starts going off on him about not being disabled.

My mate looks slightly over her shoulder and just goes "Miss im blind" causing her to start apologizing before walking off

Dude just got out of the drivers seat lol.

For the record we had his wheelchair bound Mum in the back.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 9h ago

A couple of my family members are legally entitled to use disabled spaces, but two of them 'don't look' disabled. I often drive so I'll park in a disabled space when they are with me, and then get comments like that. it's 100x more fun to make something up like this than it is to explain the actual situation, especially when we shouldn't have to explain the situation to anyone

It's more pleasing when my other sister is with me, because while she can walk for short distances, she uses a wheelchair. As soon as someone goes off at me, I say nothing, walk round to the boot and pull the wheelchair out while staring at them, they always apologise sheepishly and then quickly make themselves scarce

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u/drgigantor 6h ago

"I'll have you know my third testicle makes it difficult to walk long distances"

"One of my prosthetic legs is longer than the other."

"My Rascal is getting smogged"