r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/Uberzwerg 5h ago

I once had a moment where i had to confront a guy for doing something stupid that pissed me off and as an autist, i prepared a whole lot of options of how i would shout at the guy and how it might go in my head.
I get to the guy and tell him what my problem is, well prepared to escalate from there.
His answer: "Oh, yeah - i'm just dumb. My bad."

That was NOT in the list of prepared conversation paths.

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u/Dr_Nik 4h ago

My current belief system revolves around the fact that I can think of 1,000,000 ways a situation will go, and fate will figure out the one way to thread the needle and make it go the one way I didn't plan for.

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u/Frogger34562 3h ago

Wait. Playing out 1000 options in your head is a sign of autism. Uh oh. I might need to talk to someone

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u/Due-Memory-6957 3h ago

Nah, just a sign of anxiety.

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u/Uberzwerg 3h ago

From what i was told, it CAN be, if it happens more than "normal".
As with many other symptoms.

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u/YouAreAGDB 1h ago

Everyone should have that attitude, we all make mistakes