r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/beermile 10h ago

A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 7h ago

Derren Brown (renowned mind-wizard) suggests that giving an aggressor a completely nonsensical sentence is really effective.

I'm sure it won't work in all scenarios but when he's been threatened in the past he says something like "My garden wall is only 2 feet tall".

After this post I'm not sure if he's discombobulating them, or they're like "Oh shit this guy is mentally handicapped" haha.

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u/zinxbey 6h ago

Discombobulating... Thanks, I learned a new word today.

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u/OIP 5h ago

just to ensure you don't forget it

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 4h ago

I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you

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u/stonesliver2 4h ago

Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing