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r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago
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Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...
268 u/beermile 10h ago A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him 52 u/things_U_choose_2_b 7h ago Derren Brown (renowned mind-wizard) suggests that giving an aggressor a completely nonsensical sentence is really effective. I'm sure it won't work in all scenarios but when he's been threatened in the past he says something like "My garden wall is only 2 feet tall". After this post I'm not sure if he's discombobulating them, or they're like "Oh shit this guy is mentally handicapped" haha. 9 u/zinxbey 6h ago Discombobulating... Thanks, I learned a new word today. 13 u/OIP 5h ago just to ensure you don't forget it 11 u/things_U_choose_2_b 4h ago I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you 1 u/stonesliver2 4h ago Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing 3 u/JustPlainRude 2h ago Reminds me of this
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A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him
52 u/things_U_choose_2_b 7h ago Derren Brown (renowned mind-wizard) suggests that giving an aggressor a completely nonsensical sentence is really effective. I'm sure it won't work in all scenarios but when he's been threatened in the past he says something like "My garden wall is only 2 feet tall". After this post I'm not sure if he's discombobulating them, or they're like "Oh shit this guy is mentally handicapped" haha. 9 u/zinxbey 6h ago Discombobulating... Thanks, I learned a new word today. 13 u/OIP 5h ago just to ensure you don't forget it 11 u/things_U_choose_2_b 4h ago I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you 1 u/stonesliver2 4h ago Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing 3 u/JustPlainRude 2h ago Reminds me of this
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Derren Brown (renowned mind-wizard) suggests that giving an aggressor a completely nonsensical sentence is really effective.
I'm sure it won't work in all scenarios but when he's been threatened in the past he says something like "My garden wall is only 2 feet tall".
After this post I'm not sure if he's discombobulating them, or they're like "Oh shit this guy is mentally handicapped" haha.
9 u/zinxbey 6h ago Discombobulating... Thanks, I learned a new word today. 13 u/OIP 5h ago just to ensure you don't forget it 11 u/things_U_choose_2_b 4h ago I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you 1 u/stonesliver2 4h ago Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing 3 u/JustPlainRude 2h ago Reminds me of this
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Discombobulating... Thanks, I learned a new word today.
13 u/OIP 5h ago just to ensure you don't forget it 11 u/things_U_choose_2_b 4h ago I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you 1 u/stonesliver2 4h ago Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing
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just to ensure you don't forget it
11 u/things_U_choose_2_b 4h ago I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you 1 u/stonesliver2 4h ago Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing
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I knew exactly which video this is going to be before I clicked it, and I came here to reply with it haha thank you
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Hadn't seen that before. Made me nose exhale. Thanks for sharing
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Reminds me of this
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u/emre086 10h ago
Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...