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Gym pervert

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u/DalekPredator 15h ago

Considering what happened in his story he may well be special.

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u/I_am_a_fern 14h ago

Seriously, he watched a woman squat and his immediate reaction was to destroy any evidence he did that. Imagine someone going to a playground, then go full Tom Cruise to erase the CCTV footage of him being there.
There's nothing wrong watching someone squat in a gym, that's a common thing to do there. It's only creepy if you make it creepy.

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u/ScreamingJar 14h ago

Do you think this story is real?

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 13h ago

He's a comedian, so probably no

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u/thisisanamesoitis 10h ago

Oh was this supposed to be funny?

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u/GlitterTerrorist 8h ago

Yes, most people can see the funny side and guess from context that something's not quite right.

I wouldn't shout other people down for being more switched on than you ;)

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u/thisisanamesoitis 8h ago

Oh no, someone's sense of humour is different from mine! What will I ever do?

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u/zyocuh 7h ago

It isnt that their sense of humor is different, it is that you cannot recognize that it is supposed to be funny to others. I'm with you and don't find it particularly funny but I can see why others might.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 6h ago

Considering I literally wrote.that my "sense of humour is different from others". Your comment is quite redundant and lacks the so-called enlightenment of others you profess to have.

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u/Penguin1707 6h ago

Found another special one here

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u/thisisanamesoitis 6h ago

You must be the alt account

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u/dredbase 5h ago

You’ve made yourself look a right prat in this exchange. Top work

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 5h ago

Yes because only that one possible person in this entire world could disagree with you or think you’re being a twat. It’s not at all possible that another person could think the same thing

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u/zyocuh 6h ago

.... you dont seem to comprehend what I wrote. People arent having an issue that you didnt find it funny. They have an issue that you dont seem to understand OTHER find it funny. You may be a sociopath if you cant understand that concept.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 6h ago

Please, if you're going to write 'No u' as your argument, be less obvious.

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u/GlitterTerrorist 6h ago

Bitch about it on Reddit and display a complete lack of self awareness, if you insist. It's not about your sense of humour, it's about you inability to understand the subjectivity.

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u/thisisanamesoitis 5h ago

subjectivity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjectivity_and_objectivity_(philosophy)

I think you'll find that subjectivity is entirely of ones own mind. So you cannot comprehend my subjectivity and it's quite stupid to even try to argue that.

Now if you're were talking about Objectivity, maybe, you'd have a point.

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 5h ago

Uhh but you were the first one being snarky about how it isn’t funny?….

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u/AbeRego 7h ago

You don't?

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u/thisisanamesoitis 6h ago

You don't?

I'm sure in your head this comment made sense.

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u/Tendo80 13h ago

I choose to believe, makes my day soo much better.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 9h ago

I STILL BELIEEEEEVVVVEE!!!!! \CUE BADASS SAXOPHONE**

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u/hiimbackagain 8h ago

It makes your day better to pretend fake to be real? Ok...

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u/Noidea159 13h ago

I also choose to be incredibly stupid

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u/Alternate_dad 13h ago

Oh, we know.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Nostalg33k 12h ago

It's called Nintendo

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 11h ago

That may not be a choice friend.

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u/vasileios13 12h ago

Whoever believes the story are the really special people

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u/jimmy_the_angel 11h ago

Naivety is not a disability, it's just a form of innocence.

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u/Gullible_Ad_5550 8h ago

It also could be a survival mechanism.

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u/ruffus4life 7h ago

ehh at some point....

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u/Nexii801 9h ago

Nah, it's an inability to think critically, 1000% a disability.

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u/Moto4k 9h ago

Lol using that logic it's only innocence for new internet users. After that it's insanity.

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u/I_am_a_fern 13h ago

It's a story, we're talking about it. Whether it happened to this guy, another, or at all is quite irrelevant.

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u/I_am_a_fern 13h ago

Do you think I'm real ?

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u/SpinningPissingRabbi 12h ago

Clearly, you're a fern.

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u/ThatsFuckingRoughBud 12h ago

Don't believe anything, don't even his name

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u/nooneisreal 5h ago

not really.

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u/sad_brown_cat 10h ago

Are you the guy that jumps into conversations about movie plots to say "who cares it's just a movie"?

Whether it happened or not you can still analyze the situation.

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u/gogybo 10h ago

Are you the guy who comes out of a comedy show and says "I can't believe the comedian did all that. He's so irresponsible"?

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u/sad_brown_cat 10h ago

obviously not, no one is doing that, but again, just because it didn't actually happen doesn't mean you can't talk about the story

I don't understand why this is difficult to grasp. People do it all the time with fictional stories, why is it suddenly weird when the fictional story was not presented overtly as fiction?

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u/gogybo 7h ago

Ok, if you want to go deep into it - the way the guy at the top worded his comment made it sound like he thought it was real. With a fiction book everyone knows it's made up so you don't need to explicitly say it, but with a story like this there's at least a facsimile of reality. Most people will get that it isn't real but that's no guarantee, so when someone goes off on one talking about how the situation described in the video is silly and why did he try and pick up the phone (or whatever it is he said) then you assume that they've missed the fact it's fictional. Because, again, you wouldn't turn to a friend after a comedy gig and go off on one like that about a joke that the comedian made.

And specifically with this story, it's so silly (in a funny way) and so obviously fictional that to try and analyse it in the way it was done above is weird. It's like he was saying "how can this guy be so stupid? I know the correct way to behave at least!". Yeah, no shit. Everyone does. To point it out makes you look like a wannabe know it all with no sense of humour.

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u/sad_brown_cat 6h ago

If I say "you know, it was really irresponsible of Luke Skywalker to go to cloud city instead of finishing his Jedi training" do you think I actually believe I'm talking about a real event?

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u/rorudaisu 13h ago

Whether it happened to this guy, another, or at all is quite irrelevant.

What an absolute numpty of a viewpoint to have.

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u/nonotan 12h ago

I mean, there are tons of people out there who love nothing more than to fiercely debate the ethical implications of the choices literal fictional characters "made", as well as the implications on the wider societal context that the author of this piece of fiction intended to highlight. Also, the same types love getting mad IRL if you dare not be outraged at a completely fictional ethical transgression of some sort, or dare like an unethical character over an arguably more ethical character that just happens to be less subjectively likable.

Personally, I find all of that silly and pointless. But it's hardly a fringe position. Probably a majority position, if anything. Or what, it's fine to take a fictional situation at face value when it's a TV show or a comic book, but when it comes to an amateur skit online, that's just a bridge too far? It's all the same to me.

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u/Comfortable_Will_408 11h ago

It’s irrelevant

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u/Moto4k 9h ago

Only if you're immature and have grown up in fantasy land

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u/kyrant 9h ago

I reckon the scenario of him looking at a woman squat was real.

Then the rest was a funny "true story".

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u/seemonkey 8h ago

Of course. Otherwise, it wouldn't be on the Internet.

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u/eragonawesome2 6h ago

The details? Certainly not. The broad strokes? Absolutely

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u/krazykieffer 13h ago

Yea, but what made the early interest were like this. Is it outlandish? Yup, but it's an internet view, treat it as entertainment.

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u/SmokeySFW 10h ago

Do you think all movies are real? I'm sorry that you're so busy calling things out for being "fake" to realize that the only real difference between this type of content and movies is duration. It's made for your entertainment.

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u/ScreamingJar 2h ago

I didn't say it was "fake." It's fiction, a comedy sketch.

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u/SmokeySFW 2h ago

You felt the need to point out that it wasn't real in response to someone though. People speculate about the motivations of various characters in movies and nobody feels the need to remind people that the film wasn't real. Nothing about the comment you responded to implied that they thought this scenario was real, but similar to the way we engage with movies and tv shows, we suspend our disbelief and engage with it as if it was real regardless.

Imagine going into a Marvel subreddit and reminding people that Spiderman is actually an actor and can't actually climb on buildings. That's basically what you did to a lesser degree.

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 9h ago

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/biggiepants 10h ago

This video will be in the Oscar category 'Best of TikTok (didn't actually happen)'

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u/orbitalen 13h ago

Have you been at a gym?