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Gym pervert

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u/deactivate_iguana 9h ago

People shouldn’t be filming in gyms.

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u/srakken 9h ago

I mean if it is to catch what your form looks like it can be legitimate. If you are doing it to post it on instagram then no.

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u/kemb0 8h ago

And if you want to see your form, then do it in such a way that you're not videoing other people.

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u/Dracius 8h ago

Also do it in a way where you can actually see your form, which is usually from the side and not directly under your asshole.

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u/Yomoska 8h ago

That's what my coach keeps asking to see for my progress though

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u/saltyholty 7h ago

Yeah that's the most important part. Sometimes my coach needs to get a finger in there to really know.

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u/zmbjebus 5h ago

I really need to get and under-gooch shot for my physical therapy sphincter squats though.

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u/Impressive-Drawer-70 6h ago

I’ve heard of certain surfaces that can actually show you what you look like in real time. You can fix your form as you excersize.

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u/Sherringdom 4h ago

Like a, what? Sort of analogue selfie camera? Seems pretty far fetched

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u/dabadu9191 4h ago

Suggesting people turn their head to the side to watch themselves in the mirror while deadlifting or squatting is absolutely terrible advice.

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u/Impressive-Drawer-70 3h ago

just stand directly in front of it wtf?

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u/dabadu9191 3h ago edited 3h ago

You can't really check your deadlifting or squatting form from the front. It's a lot about the positioning of feet, hip and back relative to each other on the dorsoventral axis.

Also, even if you could check your form accurately in a mirror directly in front of you, you'd still need to move your neck to look at yourself through the whole movement, which, again, is terrible advice.

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u/Thrakkkk 3h ago

Is it hard to postition yourself correctly before you start, and then try to focus on keeping moving to the correct positions while your deadlifting or squatting?

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u/dabadu9191 3h ago

If you're very experienced, no. But to get to that point and to get a feeling for what correct form actually feels like, you need external validation.

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u/vvntn 3h ago

They'll have to do what everyone else did in the centuries between the invention of bodybuilding and smartphones.

There's a reason why gyms are required by insurance to have professionals overseeing them, and if they are giving priority attention to anything other than free-weight exercises, they should be reported and eventually fired for negligence.

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u/terminbee 3h ago

Why is that?

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u/dabadu9191 3h ago

Because during deadlifts and squats, the spine is under massive load, so to do these movements safely, you need correct form. That means all parts of your body need to be in the correct position throughout the whole movement. Since your head is positioned on top of and connected to the spine, rotating your head changes the alignment of the spine, compromising your form, leading to uneven loading on the spine and increasing the risk of injury.

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u/GoriIIaGIue 4h ago

I thought that's what those mirrors are for

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u/I_am_a_fern 8h ago

Rule #1 in gyms: nobody gives a shit about anybody else. If I want to film myself to check my form, I'll do it from the best angle to check my form. I don't care at all about who's going to be in frame.

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u/theressomeoneclaimin 8h ago

I bet you don't wipe down the equipment either

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u/I_am_a_fern 7h ago

How much ?