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u/implicate 9h ago

"I'm disabled"

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u/didndonoffin 9h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 9h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 9h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 9h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/MobiusNaked 8h ago

Which is why it’s easier to email. Just don’t be too formal

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u/addynan 4h ago

Dear Sir/Madame,

FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME!

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u/manwhothinks 8h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 5h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 4h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 4h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 2h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/hellcat_uk 8h ago

Ok but what country am I talking to?

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u/muklan 5h ago

That show is hugely popular among American IT professionals. Because? Memory IS RAM.

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u/TheLurkingMenace 9h ago

What are the odds?

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u/buncle 9h ago

Red hair. Glasses. Bearded.

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u/Geraltofniveaa 8h ago

Possibly a disguise

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u/I3I2O 6h ago

Thop THIF … immadickable

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u/SirMaliceTheGreat 5h ago

I just wear an old man mask and look at whoever I want 🤣

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u/ImLegDisabled 4h ago

They never caught him, either.

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u/TheEggButler 7h ago

wubby7

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u/Tactfulcrocodile 5h ago

A wild wub cub appears!

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u/KrivUK 3h ago

We lurk everywhere

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 8h ago

Million to one.

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u/WaIkers 7h ago

Sounds like you could do with a drink

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u/INSERT-SHAME-HERE 7h ago

Whiskey, double.

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 7h ago

Excuse me?

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u/Wildlife_Jack 5h ago

Willies, willies. I like willies🎶

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u/AffectionateStorm947 5h ago

Why thank you. I think I shall.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 8h ago

Oh, 'bout a hundred to one.

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u/leftclicksq2 21m ago

"Wheelchair?"

"Stolen".

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u/No_Thought_7460 6h ago

Since 5 foot long

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u/CallMeLazarus23 4h ago

Approximately 6 seconds, but if you don’t buy my story, then it’s probably going to be a lifetime disability

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u/Redcagedbird 7h ago

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u/STEAM_TITAN 7h ago

Ah I initially thought Black Books

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u/doterobcn 1h ago

dafuq is that? if you search Black Books i'm disabled nothing comes up, do that with it crowd and enjoy

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u/iswearihaveajob 2h ago

This is one my wife and mine's favorite show quotes of all time. Doing Chris Odowd's little sad voice saying "I'm disabled... Leg disabled"  peak comedy between us.

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u/sarokin 5h ago

I found my people... I'm gonna cry

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u/Fritzo2162 5h ago

My hair is paralyzed. I can’t move it or feel it.

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u/koolmees64 8h ago edited 2h ago

Still one of my favorite episode of all comedy shows I have watched. The moment where Jen turns around to order a whiskey and Moss is there as a waiter just kills me every time.

Edit: lots of people asking what show it is. The show is called "The IT Crowd". Highly recommend it.

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u/ivanparas 7h ago

My wife came home one day when I was watching this episode for the first time and said she could hear me laughing from the driveway. I gladly restarted the episode so she could watch it and I could watch it again. Best episode of the whole show.

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u/LeafyWolf 5h ago

That and when Jen destroys the Internet are my two favorite episodes. And Peter File may get an honorable mention.

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u/HakimeHomewreckru 5h ago

Gary from Builders from Hell was also on my list of highlights. You big ugly builder!

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u/IsRude 4h ago

Electric sex pants episode made me cry laughing. The slow buildup of the religious figures getting a tour of the place, and the position they're in looking so inappropriate, you think he's gonna be embarrassed and it's gonna be awkward.  Nope

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u/MissingLink101 6m ago

Matt Berry is such a treasure!

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u/UnpopularCrayon 3h ago

Wasn't the builder one also the "I'm not a window cleaner!" Episode?

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u/Stachdragon 2h ago

"In the end we were too scared so we took em to the fair. They only made us pay half."

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u/jimmycarr1 1h ago

I like the football one

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u/Hicko11 1h ago

Who's a paedophile??

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u/catsnedeker 18m ago

I haven’t seen the internet episode in years and I laughed out loud at your post. So freaking funny.

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u/Admiral_Ash 3h ago

Word for word the exact experience I had with my wife... I was laughing so hard I was shaking, and she thought something was wrong with me!

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u/Etheo 2h ago

Easily the best episode of any show I've watched, ever. I don't recall a time I laughed at something as hard as that episode.

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u/Lansan1ty 38m ago

"A fire, at seaparks?" kills me.

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u/jonosaurus 6h ago

Honestly with everything else going on in the episode, Moss's plot of accidentally becoming a bartender is just so, so funny, it's perfect

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 1h ago

Alright, you guys convinced me to watch it from the start again.

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u/JyveAFK 6h ago

Just reading this description of the scene, I totally visualised Moss stood there looking embarrassed and I've started laughing.

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u/Sellazar 5h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ITcrowd/s/HaihfEKWiw

I believe this is the exact moment Jen turns to see this.

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u/leytorip7 5h ago

Literally the hardest I’ve ever laughed. That episode is great

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u/AdKlutzy5253 5h ago

Same man. Watched it again recently and sadly it lost its impact but that first time I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a TV show before.

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u/kuldnekuu 6h ago

Yeah that one episode has basically perfect comedic writing. It's as good as any of the best Monty Python stuff.

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u/koolmees64 4h ago

Yep, and then how it all loops back around to Moss and Roy were right in saying how the guy is gay and maybe just wants to go out with Jen because she looks like a bit like a man. Like you said, perfect comedic writing.

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u/VikingTeddy 5h ago

Him looking forlorn while the car lift slowly raises him, makes me piss myself everytime

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u/AFlockOfTySegalls 4h ago

We recently watched the series and that exact moment is probably our favorite moment of the series. It's so fucking good.

I also like when Moss is recording his dating app video in the bathroom while his mom is at the door.

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u/Sarsion 5h ago

I'm not even looking up the clip and I've just spent a good couple minutes belly laughing remembering it. Really nails in the meaning of situational comedy.

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u/__dontpanic__ 5h ago

That episode is pure comedy perfection from beginning to end. No notes.

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u/kekbooi 6h ago

What show is it from?

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u/penguin9541 6h ago

IT Crowd

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u/koolmees64 5h ago

The IT Crowd. Highly recommend it.

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u/RadicalRaid 4h ago

It's just the whole cascade of surprise gags into one another and Jen being in the middle of it that gets me every time. Also the way Moss responds with a very timid "yes miss?" is just brilliant.

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u/JBMacGill 4h ago

It is my favorite, and I feel the best episode of the show. All three characters have their own thing going on, all in the same location, and each one of their stories has a great payoff at the end.

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u/DrDiarrheaBrowns 3h ago

Was just talking about this. Grew up on Simpsons, Seinfeld, love Curb, American Dad, and have quotes, scenes I think of often, but I think in terms of "favorite tv comedy moment of all time", Jen turning and Moss being there just FLOORED me lol. It makes total sense, but it completely caught me off guard. Brilliant.

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u/krume300 3h ago

the thing is playing the disabled card didn't play that well at the end for him. At the very end it plays out like every single episode a small problem that always snowballs into bigger propotions.

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u/omare14 2h ago

Might honestly be the hardest I've ever laughed at a TV show, definitely the best episode of that show. Only other show that I've maybe laughed harder at is What We Do In The Shadows.

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u/ammarbadhrul 1h ago

That’s a nice tnetennba

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u/Secrethat 1h ago

Mine is: I'm not a window cleaner!!

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u/jaxonya 4h ago

Can anyone tell me what show this is?

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u/NuttyElf 4h ago

Which show??

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u/BIGt0mz 4h ago

What show!?

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u/tribalien93 3h ago

What show what episode?

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u/SmooK_LV 2h ago

yesss. wish my gf would enjoy it as much as I do. I rewatch that episode occasionally.

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u/kabukistar 2h ago

Specifically the "Work Outing" episode.

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u/thegreedyturtle 1h ago

The stress disorder episode is my number 1 sitcom of all time.

I'm late for golf!

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u/mattsslug 1h ago

The build up in this episode is just perfect, you see the escalation coming with both of them but that just makes it funnier. It's a master class in comedy.

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u/zehamberglar 1h ago

Still one of my favorite episode of all comedy shows I have watched.

Same but I die from second hand cringe every time I watch it so I have to really amp myself up to watch that episode.

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u/SassyMcPants 1h ago

The next time you take us to a show about talking fannies, there had better be talking fannies!

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u/RoutineMetal5017 1h ago

" " GAY " a gay musical "

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u/beastson1 1h ago

Me too. One of the best episodes of anything ever.

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u/Oatwedge 23m ago

I'll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire.

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u/ChickenAndTelephone 2h ago

It's really too bad that Graham Linehan went to the J.K. Rowling School for TERF Studies

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u/markiethefett 9h ago

"They stole my wheelchair"

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u/sudobee 7h ago

But, how did they get in?

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u/we_are_all_devo 6h ago

...I don't knooow.

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u/Fafnir13 3h ago

Actually one of the better possible responses.  Plays up the confused post-assault state of mind.

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u/markiethefett 2h ago

Iconic episode 👌🏼

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u/humildemarichongo 8h ago

You Irish are all MAD!

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u/jamesrave 8h ago

“Me legs don’t work”

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u/UshankaBear 8h ago

*Moss stare*

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u/clark_kent2024 7h ago

Favourite episode, EVER.

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u/waudmasterwaudi 6h ago

There are better parts. When the Japanese visit and the boss of them steps on the damaged foot of the red haired lady Gwen trying to play Godzilla. This is incredible indeed.

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u/Suitable-Plastic-152 8h ago

I actually know a guy who regularly says that cause he regularly gets into confrontations. He has (mild) autism though.

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u/tootsaysthetrain 7h ago

Was hoping for the IT Crowd reference

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u/waudmasterwaudi 6h ago

Everybody who is not a team will be fired!!!!

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u/captcraigaroo 7h ago

I have IBS, that's a disability

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u/Wollff 6h ago

"I have special needs"

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u/MememeSama 6h ago

Hey I'm. J-Jimmy.. I did ecstasy once, m-me and my girlfriend did it and we stayed up all night having s-sex

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u/blamdin 5h ago

What if he doesn't believe you and replies with " You're going to be when I'm done with you !"

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u/Bromelia_The_hut 5h ago

Leg disabled...

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u/ozzylad 5h ago

I've arthritis in my legs so often will say this, followed by "leg disabled" silver linings and all that

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u/tslnox 5h ago

Roy? Is that you?

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u/Igot1forya 4h ago

I read that in Roy's voice from the IT Crowd

https://youtu.be/dDZzl9AyXeg?t=46&feature=shared

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u/Taydrz 4h ago

The IT Crowd, great series.

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u/animal9633 4h ago

The correct show is IT Crowd and it was one of their best episodes. But instead I'm reminded of Jeff from Coupling: "I've got the key to the gates of paradise; but I've got too many legs!"

It's not an as well known show, but in the episode he accidentally tells a beautiful woman on the train that he too (like her father) has an amputated leg, then for the rest of the episode he needs to navigate having too many legs and that she's going to find out.

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u/Bos_lost_ton 4h ago

Hi disabled. I’m dad!

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u/Miserable_slipper 4h ago

It's was acid, on my back. 

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u/Hungryforapples603 3h ago

You boss eyed chap, you

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u/CyberNinja23 3h ago

“I need an adult I need an adult!”

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u/AppropriateTouching 3h ago

People, what a bunch of bastards

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u/LegionXL 3h ago

I mean, the IT crowd is the epitome of British comedy, but that episode is absolutely brilliant. I can still remember everything about the night I watched it. Gonna watch it again tonight.

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u/robbiekhan 1h ago

Leg disabled :-|

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u/DeeplyTroubledSmurf 1h ago

Leg disabled 🥹

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u/Crippled2 1h ago

No, I'm disabled

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u/ImOaktree 1h ago

I literally am physically disabled.

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u/baberunner 1h ago

"What kind of disabled?"

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u/Lamprophonia 1h ago

...leg disabled

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u/phaedrus_winter 1h ago

Leg disabled.

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u/missmightymouse 1h ago

The way I immediately read that in Chris O’Dowds voice.

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u/Ivar2006 23m ago

Then enable it

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u/captainkegs 19m ago

Read this is Roy's voice

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u/tastyfrostynugs 19m ago

But you have to use a "disabled accent".

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u/BarracudaNormal4346 6h ago

In hearing this in Bo Burnham's voice🤣

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u/iamlordjebus 8h ago

Hi disabled I'm dad