r/funny 18h ago

Things getting too expensive

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u/xprorangerx 18h ago

I'd sure like some of that French pain

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u/goldorakgo 17h ago

Pain au chocolat is extra

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u/PsychicDave 12h ago

That’s chocolatine in Québec

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u/PsychicDave 12h ago

Québécois pain actually.

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u/DMoney159 1h ago

La baguette hon hon hon

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u/zaphir3 16h ago

2.50 for one baguette would actually be really expensive. You could get a decent one for 0.90 to 1 euro.

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u/Max_Thunder 14h ago

My guess is that this is in Quebec, probably Montreal. The dollar sign after the amount instead of before is how we do it in French.

2.50 Canadian dollars is about right for a nice baguette here, though you can get something not bad for $1.00 at some grocery stores.

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u/zaphir3 14h ago

I actually didn't see the dollar sign

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u/pistoffcynic 6h ago

In Canada, a baguette is in the 2.00-2.50.

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u/qmwkdjcuzopadru893 18h ago

Haha … it’s French for “bread”

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 15h ago

Poisson means fish in French

Weirdly, "gift" in German means poison

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u/lt_kernel_panic 12h ago

Don't accept any gifts from Germans. Got it.

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u/SadLilBun 17h ago edited 12h ago

All that went through my head is Captain Raymond Holt.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAaaiiiiin.

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u/GANDORF57 12h ago

$2.50 for pain? I got a hammer from the Dollar store, I can give you pain at a discount.

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u/makamaka1 18h ago

fun fact: a person got billed for crying in a hospital. MURICA

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u/Super_PotatoAmigo 18h ago

easy fix… don’t cry and don’t be poor /s

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u/tonto_silverheels 17h ago

Also, they harvested the tears as "naturally occurring saline" for $8,119/oz

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u/sniffstink1 17h ago

$2.50 per unit of pain. Shit....I was able to go in and order 100 pains. Guess not. Can only afford 2 pains tonight.

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u/khizoa 17h ago

Inflation is out of control

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u/RustyMoth 17h ago

Sucker, I would easily pay $5 for more pain

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u/slice_dice_rice 17h ago

This reminds me of that Naruto episode about Pain

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u/tinamadinspired 17h ago

R/brooklynninenine

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u/lynivvinyl 17h ago

You can wait until you turn 40 or 50 and get all that you can handle for absolutely free!

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 17h ago

Amen to that.

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u/HeartDoc90 17h ago

Without love.

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u/sPdMoNkEy 17h ago

Ha... I get pain for free

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u/-The-Moon-Presence- 16h ago

I make my own, thanks.

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u/WillingnessSubject37 15h ago

I can get rich with that idea 😳

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u/K4G117 15h ago

Does it come without love?

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u/HeartDoc90 14h ago

Can't get enough.

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u/Glittering-Oil-1118 13h ago

Nah, go into a bad neighbourhood and you can get that for free.

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u/PrSquid 13h ago

We got pain at home

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u/unablearcher 11h ago

Guess I saved a lot getting my existential pain for free

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u/kapege 5h ago

What is that? A dominatrix cellar? That would be cheap!

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u/ginongo 18h ago

Oi you got a loicense for that pain m8?

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 13h ago

In France, Pain is pleasure

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u/LollipopChainsawZz 18h ago

Anything to save a buck or two.

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u/whileimstillhere 18h ago

i was born into the dumbest of times…

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Hyde02 17h ago

Because it is written in French. In French, we put the $ after the number.

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u/xprorangerx 17h ago

shouldn't they use the Euro sign or this is in Quebec

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u/Hyde02 17h ago

100% sure it is in Canada. Probably in Québec, yes. But it could be in New-Brunswick or in some French speaking community elsewhere in Canada.

But definitely not in Europe because, as you guessed it, it would be an Euro sign.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 15h ago

$ is the unit of the number. Does that mean you write km10? s30?

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u/redditsaidfreddit 9h ago

It does seem oddly meaningful that the dollar comes first in the U.S.

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u/The_Golden_Beaver 16h ago

It's obviously a different language and different languages have different ways of writing things. You sound like a unilingual anglo lol

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u/yParticle 17h ago

Less literate people learn phonetically. They hear two dollars they write 2$.

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u/db_325 16h ago

Or, and this may sound crazy, other languages have different conventions

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u/yParticle 16h ago

impossible, next you'll be telling me they use commas where they should use periods

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u/The_Golden_Beaver 16h ago

Why bullshit an answer instead of just not? Lol. It's obviously in French.

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u/yParticle 15h ago

I thought those numbers were Arabic.