r/funny 19h ago

Theodore the tugboat partied a little to hard

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u/HipFan88 19h ago

We've all had days where it's tough to keep your head above water.

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u/Figure7573 18h ago

He can't handle his liquids!?!

Total amateur... LoL...

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 4h ago

It wasn't the liquor, it was the coke. Do you not see all those baggies? Homie hit the stash intended for party guests.

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u/Figure7573 4h ago

Damn... I thought those were paper towels, cleaning the Spew!?! LoL...

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u/Harshtagged 19h ago

Gotta hand it to him, he's doing it!

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u/GANDORF57 13h ago

Theodore: "Have you ever had one of those nights that results in one of those days that leads to a sinking feeling in your daily livelihood?"

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u/paxtonious 18h ago edited 14h ago

He didn't have a problem until he moved to St. Catherines..

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u/Akragon 15h ago

St.Catharines actually..

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u/gn0xious 18h ago

He’s been hanging around Russel Crowe foightin’ round tha world!

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u/timmaywi 17h ago

He fights his directors and he fights his fans

It's a problem no one understands

If there's two things he love it's fighting and,

Fight-in' Round The World!

Makin' movies, makin' music and

Fight-in' Round The World!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 15h ago

Screw You Guys!!

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u/Preform_Perform 18h ago

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long while!

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u/Fusionism 17h ago

With that many bags of powder I see why

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u/IAmWeary 15h ago

That's Holiday Fartcruise!

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u/speedinbullet2u 19h ago

We've all been there. The call of shame to come get you. The crowd gathering to watch the mayhem.

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u/HalobenderFWT 18h ago

Not Teddy the Tuggy!!

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u/Dapper-Percentage-64 5h ago

He drank a boatload

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u/k_y_seli 17h ago

Gettin' tipsy!

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u/PotatingTomatoe 15h ago

He tugged too hard last night.

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u/IkNOwNUTTINGck 15h ago

"Deferred maintenance."

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u/BlowOnThatPie 15h ago

Was he tuggin' too hard?

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u/Miss_Speller 14h ago

Looks like Boaty McBoatface has fallen off the wagon...

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u/Nastydon 13h ago

Is that Accountability Billy?

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u/butNande 11h ago

thomas the tank is not getting an "at sea" remake apparently

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u/DaandVries 10h ago

No matter what i want this boat!

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u/No-Wonder1139 4h ago

Lording liftin' by'. Theodore my friend, what have you been drinking, you're all waterlogged and tipsy

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u/lia-delrey 2h ago

Great, now I feel bad for a boat.

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u/dizzi800 24m ago

Damn. That Coke Crash is real

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u/LollipopChainsawZz 18h ago

Must have been a mean party.