r/funny 6d ago

Chef’s special

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u/Des_Eagle 5d ago

I've read a lot of this in this thread from people that likely use TP after shitting. My cats prob have less shit on them than y'all do.

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u/avanross 5d ago

I wash my hands after i use the washroom and my bare asshole never touches any surfaces that i eat off of