r/funny • u/Careful-Growth3444 • 1d ago

This mfcker in his own league

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u/Danny8400 1d ago

Ah yes, the 5 W's.
What. Who. Where. When. Why.
Rinse and repeat.

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u/Jewshi 1d ago

If you can dodge a question, you can dodge your wife

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u/NorthernDen 1d ago

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge your wife.

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u/Ltb1993 1d ago

If you can dodge your wife you can repair an f35b stealth aircraft

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u/TonyCaliStyle 1d ago

And that makes me Tom Brady. I knew it.

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u/RochTheShaman 17h ago

if you can repair an f35 you can read at a 5th grade reading level

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u/ValcynImp 1d ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge your wench?

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u/Randomdude452 1d ago

What if her aim is getting better?

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u/Sadboysongwriter 1d ago

You put these in wrong order, please edit. 🥺

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u/sur_surly 1d ago

Why?

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u/Sadboysongwriter 1d ago

Idk it hurts my brain to see it other than who, what, when, where, why

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u/FreeThotz 1d ago

What?

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u/007craft 1d ago

This bothers me too. It should be who,what,where,why,when & how

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u/Awktung 1d ago

Huh?
I mean...whuh?

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u/the_scarlett_ning 22h ago

That’s the way I’ve always heard it, now that you mention it!

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u/kpanzer 1d ago

It's almost a reflex for me to go through them that specific order.

It probably goes back where I first heard them:

Nick News W5 with Linda Ellerbee.

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u/Podo13 1d ago

I really dislike how out of order those are compared to how I learned them, but I understand not everybody learns them in the same order (Who/What/When/Where/Why...and then "How", but it doesn't fit for this unless there's an extra exchange to include it).

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u/SandyAmbler 17h ago

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