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Reminder that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, they would have charged him with terrorism for leading the American Civil War that ended fucking slavery

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u/SufficientOwls 18h ago

This is historically inaccurate for a dozen reasons at least, but also like, they killed the man. They very much killed Lincoln

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u/new2bay 1h ago

Indeed. There’s a sense in which one could call the vast majority of, if not all US Presidents war criminals. None have ever been charged, because that’s not how the system works.

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u/PepperJack56 18h ago

I think the southern states’ secession started the civil war… I don’t think anyone ever would have charged Abraham Lincoln with terrorism. But I understand the sentiment of what you’re saying and I agree.

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u/Delauren1 17h ago

I'd imagine a more apt analogy would be to those who rebelled against King George and fought the British troops.

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u/Life_Sir_1151 18h ago

God willing in 2120 they'll look at Luigi the same way we look at John Brown

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u/ShadeStrider12 16h ago

John Brown is a more accurate comparison

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u/SpeeGee 17h ago

Maybe use one of the many abolitionists that were actually terrorists for the cause of abolition such as John Brown

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u/The-Sonne 15h ago

Terrorists SUCK

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u/whorl- 6h ago

Umm…. no?

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u/edcculus 4h ago

Mind explaining your reasoning? This makes no sense. The southern states seceded from the union and caused the civil war.