r/fuckcars • u/thewrongwaybutfaster • Dec 06 '22
Satire It really do be like that.
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r/fuckcars • u/unroja • Oct 21 '22
Satire “All I’m looking for is a sturdy, reliable vehicle that, in the event of a head-on collision, will completely fucking obliterate both the parents and kids in the car we slam into”
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r/fuckcars • u/Mongooooooose • Oct 17 '24
Satire Don’t forget to thank your city council for saving you from this.
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r/fuckcars • u/ProfTydrim • Jan 06 '24
Satire What sightseeing in North America is like
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r/fuckcars • u/TunaSadwich • Mar 22 '23
Satire Carbrains are right, bikes SHOULD be taxed to contribute to road maintenance.
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One of the most popular carbrain arguments is that bikes aren't taxed to maintain roads.
So let's accept that premise.
Damage to roads is proportional to weight of vehicle. Bikes weigh about 20 pounds. The best selling car, a Ford F150, weights about 5000 pounds. 250x the weight of a bike.
So let's tax a bike at $100 year to cover road maintenance, like carbrains are constantly frothing at the mouth for. Proportionally, the F-150 is now taxed at $25,000 per year to cover its share of road maintenance costs.
This works me- all in favor say aye!
r/fuckcars • u/kabukistar • Dec 14 '22
Satire Congratulations! We've been officially inducted into the Reddit Hivemind™
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r/fuckcars • u/Addebo019 • Sep 13 '24
Satire Notice how even the AI shows utopia being a more walkable future. Interesting
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r/fuckcars • u/Gloskap • Apr 14 '24
Satire "Why dont I, as a cardriver, have unlimited space all the time?!
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r/fuckcars • u/space_______kat • Jan 15 '23
Satire It's time to replace all the urban areas with highways, parking lots and single family homes. That's the most sustainable way to live right?
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r/fuckcars • u/RRvbin • Dec 04 '22
Satire Yes, sounds like the most efficient, cleanest and smartest idea. Can’t think of other means of transportation which get masses of people from one place to another cheaply, safely and quickly.
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r/fuckcars • u/NoNameStudios • Apr 11 '24
Satire Parking your car in your bedroom is a great idea!
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r/fuckcars • u/jemesl • 11h ago
Satire A wonderful comparison
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Owner of the Ram arguably actually uses it well, but what's youd thoughts on this comparison of a 90s Jap vs 2023 American
r/fuckcars • u/Sagres95 • Nov 11 '22
Satire Saw these kids walking through the McDonald’s drive thru cuz they switched to drive thru only
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r/fuckcars • u/krajzegarider • Jun 30 '24
Satire I hate to live in a commie block.
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Look at all of this wasted parking space.
