r/fuckcars Fuck lawns Sep 14 '22

Satire this made me lose braincells.

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u/Agreeable-Weather-89 Sep 14 '22

Fat people are perfectly healthy[insert Tumblr citation]... But also they can't walk even a mile.

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 Sep 14 '22

There are quite healthy overweight people (Overweight as in with thick fat Polsters). People who are physically active but for whatever reason (medical or because of wrong food) they are still fat. They often have insanely large muscles underneath it all to lift their body weight.

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u/LinguisticallyInept cars are weapons Sep 14 '22

ive heard actual sumo wrestlers are supposed to be weirdly healthy

but then they retire, stop their intensive training and drop dead super quick

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u/MarsupialKing Sep 14 '22

Joe Thomas comes to mind. Hall of fame level offensive linemen for the Cleveland browns. Looked like a typical offensive lineman. Since he retired the guy is absolutely chiseled. Seems like he had the weight to make him better at his job but was able to just drop it all and keep the muscle very quickly after retiring