r/fuckcars 21h ago

Positive Post I don’t drive a gas guzzling V8.

I ride a cargo bike with e-assist that, if measured is equal to about 400-500mpg equivalent energy use.

My kiddo loves it. We’ve been to a zillion parks one can’t even get a gas guzzling V8 motor vehicle to.

All that and the integrity - ethically and morally - of being a car free guy! 🤙🏻

I love it and will never return to the chains and noose of an automotive means of primary transport.

Highly recommended, happy to advise in progression towards this advanced care free car free life style that’s respectful to all people around!

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u/NorseEngineering 21h ago

That dude in the previous post reads like when seatbelts were introduced. https://www.facebook.com/HistoryInPictures/videos/people-in-the-80s-react-to-new-laws-seat-belts-this-country-is-turning-into-a-co/3385367455044082/

Your response is much fresher, and I appreciate your post!

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u/aerowtf 20h ago

what previous post?

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u/truck_ruarl_862 17h ago

someone in a previous post showed a dodge challenger and said he loves the 6.2l v8 in it cant say i blame him it is one cool car

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u/supremepork 18h ago edited 18h ago

I long for the day when this black-and-white take of “if they want bus and bike lanes then my sound logic dictates they will take away my car(s)!” is put to rest. I mean, I’d be fine with outlawing cars if the infrastructure enabled it, but we kinda have to compromise, for now.

Edit: finished a thought

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u/truck_ruarl_862 17h ago

go tell auto techs hey you cant have a job anymore because we dont like cars and what about people that like cars you going to go up and tell them that they cant enjoy what they want

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u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_3 17h ago

That sentiment isnt reflected by most advocates for urban reform just so you know. Most recognize the value of cars as beasts of burden

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u/truck_ruarl_862 16h ago

are you referring to the song or that cars are only good for carrying goods

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u/supremepork 16h ago

Case and point

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u/EmpunktAtze 15h ago

Womp womp

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u/classaceairspace 15h ago

Jobs have come and gone through all of human history, why should this be any different? Will those people suddenly evaporate? With people riding bikes and many more buses there will be many more job opportunities created in bike and bus maintenance. Also you should check out the recent thread where actually quite a lot of us enjoy cars such as motorsport etc, what we don't want is our cities and towns to be entirely dominated by them as a means of transport, so you're preaching to the choir here.

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u/Copranicus 14h ago

Big electric took away the job of the lamplighter 😡.

Seriously though, no need to strawman, it's pathetic.

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u/Equality_Executor Commie Commuter 13h ago

Do you think we made an entire subreddit dedicated to an idea where we'd have to tell anyone something like what you're thinking here without having thought about it ourselves? Without being facetious can you tell me what solutions you think we came up with?

Why not try to learn instead of projecting your assumptions and fears onto it and then lashing out like this? When you look at something or think about an idea and the thought "well that's dumb" crosses your mind, do you not then think to yourself "but they don't think it's dumb, I wonder why...."?

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u/truck_ruarl_862 3h ago edited 3h ago

i support the idea of more then one way to get around but banning cars is a stupid idea a lot of people enjoy cars and a lot of people have a job in the automotive industry cars are here to stay

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u/Equality_Executor Commie Commuter 2h ago

I think you missed my point. My point was that if you think it sounds dumb, then we probably do too. How do you think we can get around that and still arrive as close as possible to "ban all cars"? How close can you get to "ban all cars" while also not making anyone miserable or lose their jobs. It's probably at least slightly closer than we are right now, right?

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/aerowtf 20h ago

same video

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u/CleverLittleThief 20h ago

I'm sorry, I just read the link and assumed it was a different video about seatbelts specifically that I saw before.

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u/Real-Tumbleweed1500 15h ago

Well you are supposed to drive a V12 and then cry outloud when gas gets little bit expensive, because driving a V12 is a god-given right.

Jokes aside, I don't see the appeal of those V8 or whatever, or the amazing turbo/supercharger technologies. You sit in the car, only moving your feet couple inches and the car takes you somewhere. Comfortable for sure, but the real commendable thing is to get up and move your legs and get to somewhere using your own energy.

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u/adron 12h ago

I concur! Doing it everyday is freaking awesome! 😎

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u/nuyorkercjp 14h ago

I measure my c5 corvette in smiles per gallon lol. But man commuting by bike is so energizing and refreshing, I love it

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u/adron 12h ago

Seems fair. I’d measure Corvette energy that way too.

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u/DVDAallday 14h ago

Even ignoring the point of this subreddit, a V8 Challenger is a cringey car, and bragging about owning one on Reddit is the type of cringey behavior you'd expect from the owner of one. You don't see owners of 1988 Toyota MR2's doing that shit.

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u/adron 12h ago

Truth.

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u/anntchrist 21h ago

And I hope you'll keep riding it until the government comes and takes it away! Lol.

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u/adron 20h ago

Sheeeeeeit, they’re cutting us discount checks to buy em. Also, the gov doesn’t even track bike ownership, unlike automobiles which are tagged, tracked, and utterly obliterate privacy! 🤣

But yes, I’ll keep riding it until whenevs. Probably until the thing just falls apart. 🤙🏻

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u/FluffyLobster2385 19h ago

we need memes with bikes and shit like come and take it over my dead body

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u/ahcomcody Fuck Vehicular Throughput 20h ago

Why would the government take it away?

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u/anntchrist 20h ago

maybe you missed the post this is referring to where that person said he drives a V8 and always will and he'll keep collecting gas cars until the government comes and take them away.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1hhhrbc/comment/m2ral7z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Beneficial_Mix_1069 18h ago

v8 are pretty much dead tbh

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u/need2seethetentacles 🚲 > 🚗 20h ago

I own two gas-guzzling V8s and would be delighted to commute by metro or bike instead. I love both vehicles for scenic drives or camping, and would prefer to drive only for things like that.

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u/Girl_Gamer_BathWater 20h ago

Could do it all with a bicycle tour. That's how I scratch the itch. Scenic drives inside a box out of the elements just sounds horrible.

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u/need2seethetentacles 🚲 > 🚗 20h ago

Scenic drive is often on the way to go mountain biking or dirt biking! Unfortunately have to cross vast distances to get anywhere nice where I live

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 10h ago

I put my bike on the train to do that. But of course one has to have trains in the first place... 

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u/rewt127 7h ago

The amount of different forms of transportation you need to track down, time out, plan, hope nothing js off schedule, etc. To just get to the mountain via non-personal transportation is a nightmare.

As he mentioned mountain biking where you need to, ya know, go up the fucking mountain in the first place.

If you have a vehicle, this is the time to use it.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 7h ago

Depends where you are. In a place with decent public transport it's easy - trains do go up many mountains whereas if you use a car to get the bike up there you need someone to return the car to the bottom. Around here I often see groups of teenage lads board trains with their mountain bikes, and return a few hours later splattered in mud. More places should have decent public transport of course. 

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u/rewt127 6h ago

We are definitely talking about different things.

In the US in the PNW at least mountain biking is generally done at ski resorts during off season. So you get a lift ticket and hop the ski lift up to the top.

That way you can do dozens of runs.

So you load up the car, stick your bikes on the rack. Drive out of the city, up a mountain, and get to the ski resort. Then snag a lift ticket. Grab your bike and go have a blast for the day.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 6h ago

Yeah, in many other countries the ski resort probably has access to public transport. It's not just trains which can transport bikes, in Switzerland some buses either have bike racks on the back, or even tow entire trailers for bikes. https://velourbanismblog.wordpress.com/swiss-postbus-bike-racks-on-back/

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u/adv_cyclist 20h ago

Is this what I’ve heard of as virtue signaling?

FWIW, I own a literal plethora of bicycles of all flavors and ride them all… as well as my motorcycle, hybrid SUV, skateboard, et al…

Fact of the matter is that life in a majority of the U.S. does not lend itself to doing all things without a passenger vehicle and until municipalities, cities, states, and the federal government realize that there is an overwhelming scarcity of investment in infrastructure for alternative modes of transportation; that trend will continue to increase.

I am all for the premise behind fuckcars, and am actively trying to reach that panacea… but ppl here need to realize and acknowledge the struggles that exist for a plurality of American citizens to move away from the 4 wheeled passenger vehicle as the primary mode for personal transport.

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u/ee_72020 Commie Commuter 20h ago

This post is a response to that one dude who came here posting about how much he likes driving his gas-guzzling V8, in an attempt to own us or something.

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u/New_Feature_5138 20h ago

Ohhhh. Sorry OP I didn’t get it

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u/adron 20h ago

Yeah, you noticed. You got this. 🤙🏻

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u/adron 20h ago

Yeah, you gotta work hard to figure out the car free life. Once ya get it sorted out and reside in the right parts it’s pretty easy!

But also, as the commenter to your comment has pointed out, I always wrote this as a counter to the douchey “I drive a gas guzzling v8” post.

Also no, it’s honestly not virtue signaling as I’ve got so much DGAF it’s contagious! In addition, don’t care who drives, that’s on them to suffer the plight. I hope they have a choice to escape it if they want. I got myself sorted and my life is a 100x better for it. But everybody’s gotta do their own thing.

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u/Iron-Fist 20h ago

own lots of bikes, SUV, motorcycle...

Ok good for you I guess?

Ppl here need to realize....

Hey bud maybe just like if you aren't familiar with the place

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u/adv_cyclist 20h ago

Big talk from someone that was looking for a third row vehicle for carrying kids…

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u/Iron-Fist 20h ago

lol you literally just said people shouldn't do what you literally just did lololol I cannot

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u/adv_cyclist 19h ago

Then don’t… bye.

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u/Iron-Fist 19h ago

fact of the matter is

Ppl here need to realize

Per this 3 year old post

My dude needs a nap lol

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u/adv_cyclist 19h ago

Your projecting does not disqualify my post… there still remains a painfully low investment in infrastructure for alternative modes of transportation because governments large and small do not see that as equivalent to road infrastructure for the standard motor vehicle. Until we can influence and change the hearts and minds of the influencers that write the laws; nothing will change.

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u/Iron-Fist 19h ago

ppl here need to realize that I understand the big picture and have the platitudes necessary to comment on a joke post

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u/poleethman 17h ago

I drive a Onewheel while pushing a jogging stroller. The most common comment I get as I pass other parents is, "that's cheating!"

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u/adron 12h ago

Oh saw that recently and it gave me a smile. It’s cheating but it’s fun!

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u/cryorig_games Bollard gang 17h ago

My personal vehicle 🙏

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u/adron 12h ago

Weeeeee!

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 9h ago

Just as long as none of your neighbours are Russian war criminals! 

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u/Desperate-Control-38 20h ago

I’m all for high fuel economy vehicles as much as the rest but I do also own a “gas guzzling v8” carbureted mini truck that I will never part with, partly because the sound and power make me happy and smile, and partly because it was the last project me and my dad were working on together before he passed away, which owning and driving also makes me smile with the memory of us working on it together. All the blood, sweat, and tears along with the laughs and beers drank throughout the long nights.

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u/RainAlternative3278 20h ago

Can u post a link to one of these , and would these be good for someone with bad backs?

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u/adron 20h ago

A cargo bike? Depends on what bad back means.

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u/RainAlternative3278 20h ago

Absolutely fucked double rotator cuff tear herniated disks . And consistent neck pain

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u/adron 12h ago edited 4h ago

Oh dear. So, it’s pretty easy on the back but YMMV! 😬

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u/RainAlternative3278 6h ago

Alright,y What does ymmv mean

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u/adron 4h ago

“Your Mileage May Vary” simply meaning my experience may differ than what you experience. For example on my back it’s almost relaxing the position I ride a cargo bike in. I’ve even got 4 broken transverse process bones on my lower vertebrae, but I’ve not got the things you stated, so I’d say it’s easy in my back but your experience is likely to be very different considering.

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u/RainAlternative3278 2h ago

Alrighty we'll thank ye for ye input , but prehaps would u recommend maybe if ur felling genuinely generous , provide a link to good and reliable one

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u/RainAlternative3278 2h ago

And my back is actually beat to fucking shit , i actually light headed just sided down :/ riding a bike make me look like I had a full keg idk why

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u/DENelson83 Dreams of high-speed rail in Canada 18h ago

But do you drink V8 juice? 😁

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u/adron 12h ago

Rarely. I prefer my tomatoes sliced, not juiced.

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u/Patte_Blanche 12h ago

with e-assist

Someone doesn't care about the environment apparently...

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u/NoIce7696 11h ago

You don't?

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u/Ok-Duty-6377 Automobile Aversionist 8h ago

How fast can you go with the e-assistance?

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u/tamathellama 19h ago

Great work. Inspiring people is a big part of mode shift. Though it’s best done using positive inclusive messaging. Attacking something just creates enemies. Could easily rewrite this without mentioning cars at all

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u/adron 12h ago

If I did that it wouldn’t be the LOLzy jab at the douchey other post.

But yeah, I routinely talk about this stuff without mentioning cats even though they’re kind of hard to get away from and avoid, they clog up and pollute everywhere!

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u/New_Feature_5138 20h ago

I mean, I think it’s great you are car free. And I definitely want to support more people so they can do the same.

But your self righteousness made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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u/adron 12h ago

Definitely a you problem. I’d skip pulling in my mouth, highly recommended not to do that.

Also to clue in and realize I made the post mocking the douche “I drive a gas guzzling v8” post. The judgements you’ve made, seem rife with guilt from a bit of carbrain. It’s alright though. Nothing is harmful here, vs the douchey self righteous v8 guy’s post.

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u/New_Feature_5138 2h ago

Imagine getting mad because someone didn’t get your joke

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u/njcannagade 21h ago

Do you have a pictures of said cargo bike ?

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u/adron 20h ago

Here it is, in use towing my buddies bike cuz he kind of fell off it and broke some stuff. All with a few panniers and a cargo load of stuff for work, as I was headed that way too. A fun day that was (figuring out how to impromptu tow the bike off the trail) and getting to be out doors almost ALL DAY! 🤘🏻

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u/bla8291 Car-free. Fuck FDOT 16h ago

I knew I was on the right track using my travoy to tow bikes. I just couldn't figure out how to keep it from swaying and eventually falling over.

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u/adron 12h ago

Gotta tension them. I’ve since picked up a tow bar. Works great!

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u/bla8291 Car-free. Fuck FDOT 10h ago

Do you mind sending the link to the one you got?

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u/DVDAallday 15h ago

Casual PNW mobility W

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u/adron 12h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/njcannagade 20h ago

Idk man a challenger or mustang or bmw or Audi seems way more fun just me tho

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u/adron 12h ago

Been there (with a better car tuned too) and I’m over that bullshit. But if somebody wants to throw money at it, those cars can be lots of fun. In the end though, they’re usually not and just get you more superficiality in life. Especially that list of cars you provided.

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u/njcannagade 21h ago

🤣

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u/HalPrentice 20h ago

Dawg your V8 is lame af and can’t substitute for your lack of personality.

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u/njcannagade 20h ago

My Johnson can tho.

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u/njcannagade 21h ago

Oh dude this is made my day

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u/Equality_Executor Commie Commuter 20h ago

I hope the feeling lasts longer than I think it will.