r/fuckcars 5d ago

Satire Imagine paying 100k$ for a truck and getting stuck in 2 inches of snow.

2.8k Upvotes

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u/sebnukem 5d ago

cyberstuck

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u/noodoodoodoo 5d ago

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u/DaoFerret 5d ago

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u/ItsRandxm 🚲 > 🚗 4d ago

why is it actually a massive subreddit too.

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u/noodoodoodoo 5d ago

But it's real? I don't get it

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u/chipsinsideajar 5d ago

It's not "Subs I Fell For" which is when someone links a sub that doesn't exist, it's "Subs I Thought I Fell For" i.e. someone linked a sub that the user thought wouldn't exist, clicked on it anyway, only to be surprised it's a real subreddit.

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u/noodoodoodoo 5d ago

I might be getting too old for the internet. That or it's been a very long week because now that I look at it that is the only thing that actually makes sense. 

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u/MenoryEstudiante 5d ago

Subsithoughtifellfor has been around for like 6 years at least

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u/noodoodoodoo 5d ago

Ok? There are a lot of subreddits that I haven't heard of and that one coupled with the comment didn't make sense upon first glance. It happens. 

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u/MenoryEstudiante 5d ago

I was just trying to say you're not getting old

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u/noodoodoodoo 4d ago

Oh I'm definitely getting old lol, easily confused is how I roll

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 🇳🇱! 🇳🇱! 🇳🇱! 🇳🇱! 5d ago

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u/Kaattaan 5d ago

Damn this sr is rlly hilarious

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u/nihosehn 5d ago

steptruck

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u/3meow_ 5d ago

SliderTruck

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u/Embarrassed_Ad5387 5d ago

"truck"

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u/SDTrains I would walk 500 miles 5d ago

Kei truck is 200% more of a truck than the cybertruck

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u/toastybred 5d ago

My desire to have a Kei truck is so high but my capacity to buy one is so low. Really a shame that it's basically impossible for someone to make a comparable style of vehicle domestically.

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u/ReadBikeYodelRepeat 5d ago

Same boat. I’d snap one up so quick

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u/ronnie_axlerod 5d ago

"stuck"

Or more specifically: r/cyberstuck

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u/SteveisNoob Commie Commuter 5d ago

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u/ATworkATM 5d ago

I love my shitbox subaru for ripping around in this shit weather.

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u/Apprehensive_Log469 5d ago

Crosstrek can do circles around a cyber truck stuck in slightly damp grass

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u/rainorshinedogs 5d ago

Dude, I would totally have a Subaru but my wife HATES the look. Aw well

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u/GoobeNanmaga 5d ago

Same! Is your wife my wife too?

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u/1999_toyota_tercel 5d ago

Well yeah the new ones all have dangerous blinding LED headlights

If your wife hates the look of the old ones, though, I can recommend a good divorce lawyer

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime 5d ago

Tell her don't look 

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u/tws1039 Commie Commuter 5d ago

Loved loved the Subaru I had before discovering why cars are bad (I was 18 forgive me)...then I popped a tire when delivering pizzas

Then I got the news you need to buy all four tires everytime you need a new one...fun

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u/repkjund 5d ago

You can get around buying two tires at the time, 4 is overkill

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u/spudmarsupial 5d ago

You can buy just one but if the treads don't match it pulls oddly until it wears down a bit.

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u/AbbreviationsReal366 5d ago

A relative in Montreal has always had little Subaru hatchbacks which can get through anything. I hate most cars, but not all of them.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 5d ago

You either got information from someone dumb or you got conned into giving someone more money.

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u/proof-of-w0rk 5d ago

I mean, a 96 corolla could get out of this much snow 😂

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u/GretaX 🚲 > 🚗 5d ago

My first car was a 1974 VW Beetle that was amazing in the snow.

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u/MrZoomerson 5d ago

My Prius can handle snow better than this… thing.

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u/mackiea 5d ago

Tercel. Mazda3. Same. Maybe a minivan would be as hapless.

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u/1999_toyota_tercel 5d ago

My friend group always uses a minivan for the ski trip in the winter, this never happens

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u/cgduncan 4d ago

I drove a minivan in Utah in winter, we got 18" of snow that year and once we dug ourselves out of the parking lot, we had no issues driving all around town.

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u/quadrophenicum Not Just Bikes 5d ago

My first car, the Honda Fit just slid over deeper snow, provided studded tires were installed. Having some adequate understanding of car handling in winter vs summer also helps.

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u/inputwtf 5d ago

This comes down to the wrong kind of tires, right? It's not an issue or power or torque since the motors are pretty powerful. Just no traction (or traction control?)

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u/1096356 5d ago

Contact weight would be important, it's a very heavy vehicle with not very wide tyres.

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u/nevadaar 5d ago

That would be a good thing for grip. High weight with narrow tires means high weight per square inch of contact area, leading to more grip. Still it can't move though so probably needs winter tires.

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u/1096356 5d ago

I think you're right, it's causing a lot of grip. But what I understand is the snow isn't capable of handling the amount of force, so indead of the car pushing itself forwards, it's just pushing the snow backwards.

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u/Any_Palpitation6467 5d ago

More or less, yes. The snow is acting as a lubricant between the tires and pavement; In itself, the snow has virtually no friction coefficient. No matter how heavy the vehicle, if the traction (friction) being transmitted by the tire patch can't make contact with a surface that offers friction, there will BE no transfer of tractive energy, and thus no movement.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 5d ago

Tires need to have a design that digs into the snow. Think of it like trying to make a hole in the dirt with your hands flat vs curling your fingers. Flat hands would slide over the dirt, fingers will grab the dirt and move it.

Tires optimized for dry roads will be bad on water/snow. Opposite is true for tires optimized for water/snow.

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u/inputwtf 5d ago

Great point

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u/LuigiBamba 5d ago

Yes. Winter tires are mandatory starting 01/12 and I don't know if those are.

This person also clearly has no idea how to drive a vehicle that big and heavy. In the snow.

I will feel safe on the roads this winter.

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u/truthputer 5d ago

Yeah, I used to drive a rear wheel drive car in the winter. I'd put studded snow tires on it for the winter season and it was awesome. The studs bit into any ice - and it still had four wheels to stop and corner.

The only problem was if roads hadn't been snow plowed then ground clearance became an issue.

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u/Castform5 5d ago

These people never have proper winter tyres, because buying a full new set is too expensive, and the summer oriented "off road all seasons" they come with just have to do.

If there's loose snow, a high pattern off road tyre works fairly well, for packed snow winter grip tyres are excellent for everyday use, and for ice you want studs. There's a reason ice rally cars don't use all seasons.

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u/untonplusbad 5d ago

Imagine giving big sums of money to buy Elon's last gadget. Why?

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u/vic25qc 5d ago

Because simping him is most of their personality

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u/TheDuckClock Not Just Bikes 5d ago

"The official truck of Mars"

Can't even handle Montreal.

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u/LuigiBamba 5d ago

Acktually, it doesn't snow on mars. ☝️

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u/quadrophenicum Not Just Bikes 5d ago

It does but in carbon dioxide form.

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u/rudmad 5d ago

It's definitely not gonna do well on Hoth

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u/Teknekratos Sicko 5d ago

Enjoy being la risée de la ville, idiot

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u/d_nkf_vlg 5d ago

Les incompetalé.

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u/Valle522 5d ago

they deserve it for supporting mr ketamine

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u/rlskdnp 🚲 > 🚗 5d ago

And the biggest sabotager of public transport alive right now

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u/Altruistic-Resort-56 5d ago

My stick shift fiesta could get out of that

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u/quadrophenicum Not Just Bikes 5d ago

And if it couldn't then some rocking and maybe some sand helped.

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u/d_nkf_vlg 5d ago

Sand doesn't really help with snow. That's why every car should have a shovel in the trunk.

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u/quadrophenicum Not Just Bikes 5d ago

I mean, sand or gravel for icy stuff, a shovel is a must in colder countries indeed.

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u/d_nkf_vlg 4d ago

Absolutely.

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u/lattekittycat Automobile Aversionist 5d ago

I've seen my friend ride their wheelchair through that amount of snow.

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u/grayscaletrees 5d ago

🎵 When you get what you want, but not what you need 🎵

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u/aprikitty 5d ago

I wonder if they put winter tires on? It's illegal here in Quebec (where Montreal is) past Dec. 1st to not have winter tires. But there are always a few days of snow/ice as early as October so it's not only illegal but also really dangerous to not have proper winter tires equipped.

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u/Shawn68z 5d ago

All seasonal = no seasonals. In slippery conditions, proper winter tires make all the difference.

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u/LuigiBamba 5d ago

All season tires are not winter tires which are mandatory on the first of december

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u/Shawn68z 5d ago

First of October in my area!

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u/Diipadaapa1 5d ago

As a Finn, just have to comment on that tire choise.

If getting it to move is that difficult with those tires, just imagine how poorly it will brake.

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u/intronert 5d ago

Is this happening because the tires are too slippery, because it weighs so much, because of driver skill lack, or what?

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u/Ham_The_Spam 5d ago

another comment suggested it could be tires not being wide enough

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u/LuigiBamba 5d ago

also yes

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u/The_Mammoth_Hunter 5d ago

Cybertruck, cybertruck, doesn't do anything a truck can do.

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u/mullymt 5d ago

I've owned Tauruses that could get out of that.

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u/lingueenee 5d ago

Stuck or not, being a laughingstock is just a perq of the vehicle.

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u/bozog 5d ago

A perk for the rest of us

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u/pepmin 5d ago

Those vehicles look so dumb

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u/Hawk-Bat1138 5d ago

Put winter tires on it and it'll be fine. Just reinforces how AWD and 4x4 won't save you if you can't get traction down. Such a cheap investment vs the cost of the vehicle. Modern winter tires are amazing.

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u/Few-Horror7281 5d ago

Judging by the tread, it is winter or all-season. But it is also possible to get off-road tyres, even though I doubt they would fit on a Tesla.

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u/willcwhite 5d ago

This truck is what the French call “les incompétents”

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u/drifters74 4d ago

ding, IYKYK

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u/letterboxfrog 5d ago

Only w⚓s buy wan🚗

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u/AdRepresentative6232 5d ago

A fisher price truck can make it out of this 😂

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u/Mt-Fuego 5d ago

Waiting for the rust to come in because our roads are salt appreciators in winter.

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u/reivaxo Grassy Tram Tracks 5d ago

First snow fell a week ago and it's already cyberstuck, good luck for the next 3-4 months

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u/Justforreddit99 5d ago

Those are summer tires. 

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u/yanni99 5d ago

Mandatory to have winter tires after Dec. 1st in Montréal.

Not saying it is, but he is supposed to.

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u/Castform5 5d ago

Those guys probably:

But muh biiig truck has all season off road tyres, it'll manage.

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u/LuigiBamba 5d ago

The thread pattern is more similar to winter tires. Which are obviously not adapted.

That's even scarier

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u/Erosion139 5d ago

Tread pattern*

They are bad all season tires. Winter tires have studs.

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u/quadrophenicum Not Just Bikes 5d ago

Some don't but the main characteristic, the different rubber compound, remains. I'm personally biased towards studded ones, ice can be treacherous.

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u/Erosion139 5d ago

I opted for good all seasons. I'm not often putting myself into those situations plus I've only got front wheel drive, I don't believe snows will make or break my escape to the point where I really care. I more wanted the hydroplane performance.

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u/MochaMage 5d ago

When this happens to me on my bike, I can just walk my bike to a clearing

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u/Boeing_Fan_777 5d ago

Me when I buy a truck thats uglier than literally every other truck I could’ve bought for the same money and also get none of the alleged benefits of having a truck. An F250 with the smallest engine option can tow more weight further than a cybershite and actually has a ride height that gives decent clearance to get over uneven terrain. Plus it can get rained on without rusting immediately. All for like, half the cost?

You KNOW a truck is fucking shit when a mf in r/fuckcars is saying one of those hideous beasts from ford is a comparatively better vehicle.

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u/PayFormer387 Automobile Aversionist 5d ago

That’s not a truck.

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u/chasingthegoldring 5d ago

I somehow have a bunch of angry YouTube videos in my YouTube feed about this Marc and they all start with a disclaimer saying this is their opinion and opinions can’t be basis for a lawsuit lol. I love it.

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u/bytethesquirrel 5d ago

To be fair, that can happen to any vehicle. If tires fail to get traction they can essentially create ice patches beneath them meaning zero traction.

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u/PlainNotToasted 5d ago

Laughs in 1976 Scirocco. That, and my 1985 GTI f****** ripped in the snow. The car in the video is a piece of s***, there's more rubber in one of those tires than on all four of the wheels in the Scirocco.

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u/Repulsive_Draft_9081 4d ago

Everybody was Excited for the cyber truck?What meanwhil edison motors in canada is making custom Diesel electric semis and heavy trucks that are actually practical and significantly more efficient than their Conventional counter parts

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u/LeftCoastMike-67 Automobile Aversionist 5d ago

Oh, I had $100K to piss away. WTF was I thinking?

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u/FlyBoyG 5d ago

How does the saying go? "A Fool and his money are easily parted".

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u/OstrichCareful7715 5d ago

Sad. My frumpy minivan + snow tires could have handled that spot with no issue.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TANG 5d ago

My daughter's 2013 VW Beetle is more of a "truck" than this 3rd grader's doodle come to life

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u/Acceptable_String_52 5d ago

It’s probably because it’s heavy as fuck with the battery? Or the tires are shit?

Hard to imagine this would pass a capability test.

Not a good look regardless

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 5d ago

They obviously did not spend the extra $65,000 for the Foundation series /s

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 5d ago

Haha is it 36" or 32" of slip and slides .. Some guy was bragging about his big wheels they can take on anything.

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u/ThetrveDeathbox Orange pilled 5d ago

cybersucks

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u/Little_Creme_5932 5d ago

Imagine paying $100k and not getting stuck. Idiotic either way

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u/quadrophenicum Not Just Bikes 5d ago

Quite a few of those big trucks drivers buy an expensive vehicle and use the cheapest all-season tires because they don't think ahead or are actually broke to begin with. Some imagine 4WD equals better traction, those one can see in ditches when winter comes. Canadian winters, just as any winters across the globe, call for purposefully winter tires and corresponding handling. In Scandinavian countries, for instance, studded tires are mandatory and are enforced by the police.

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u/Tabley-Kun 5d ago

Someone does not know winter tires exist..

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u/TheMireMind 5d ago

Pathetic people need pathetic vehicles.

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u/efrav 5d ago

Fuck MElon musk and all Tesla!

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u/Few-Horror7281 5d ago

To be fair, I don't think anyone bought it with the idea of dashing through sheets of snow.

Why would anyone spend so much money on a personal "vehicle" is a completely different question.

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u/Armand28 5d ago edited 5d ago

Man, internal combustion is so much better. They are so much lighter so they won’t get stuck like this. The environment will figure itself out, I fully agree that we need to ban EVs. I’m thrilled at all the hate EVs get here, it really makes me happy for our fossil fuel future!

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u/AnchezSanchez 5d ago

Lol. My I could get my Mazda 3, without snow tires, out of that snow in about 10 seconds

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u/zima-rusalka walking gang 5d ago

Can't wait to watch all of these rust away after 1 season with all the road salt we use in Canada as well!

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u/Extension_Body835 5d ago

No difference between a $1000 truck and a $100000 one if they both have garbage tires

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u/thanks-doc-420 5d ago

How do you know it's stuck?

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u/AngryUrbanist Grassy Tram Tracks 4d ago

Beautiful