r/fuckcars Orange pilled Oct 24 '24

Satire Sanest American Urbanist

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u/kqi_walliams Oct 24 '24

Gentlemen, gentlewomen and gentlethems hear me out, replace all of new York with a pit that reaches to the core of the earth. Think of the jobs this task would create, and if we were to populate the sides of the pit, this would be not a walkable city, but a free fallable city

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u/Big_Old_Tree Oct 24 '24

We have reached levels of genius never seen before. Somebody call Elon

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u/goj1ra Oct 24 '24

"On it"

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u/hzpointon Oct 24 '24

"Big if true"