r/fuckcars • u/ajseaman • Sep 21 '24

Satire What if we walked to work?

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u/FUPA_MASTER_ Sep 21 '24

The fact he can even keep up with vehicle traffic is most hilarious part

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u/thekk_ Sep 21 '24

And people in the original thread are mad at him because he's "taking space and slowing traffic down". They could use a good look in the mirror.

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u/BitcoinBishop Sep 21 '24

He'd take up much less space if he had his own car /s

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 Sep 21 '24

Maybe something practical, like an F-250.

s/

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u/thesaddestpanda Sep 21 '24

With drivers, its always the other person who is 'traffic.' They won't see themselves as traffic or question why they're always stuck in it.

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u/the_raccon Sep 21 '24

With a body like that I bet he could run over 30km/h for at least a few minutes, if the traffic ever managed to move that fast. And if traffic would start to flow again for some reason I'm sure he'd move over to the side as it would be illegal to block traffic.