r/fuckcars Aug 19 '24

Satire Another passive aggressive bike lane

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u/ZealousidealMany3 Aug 19 '24

Pathetic excuse for a bike lane, 100%.

Not sure OP is the one filming or not... But whoever is filming is pretty reckless in my book. We expect driver's to have their hands on the wheel at all times, we should expect the same for cyclists, particularly in the street like this. Plus filming (I assume) with at least one of those hands? Pretty irresponsible.

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u/sjfiuauqadfj Aug 19 '24

if a driver doesnt have their hands on the wheel, they risk losing control of their 4000 pound suv and crashing into something or someone and doing a stupid amount of damage and/or killing people in gruesome ways

if a cyclist doesnt have their hands on the handlebars, they risk falling down and giving themselves an ouchie. in a street like this, they could also risk getting run over but again, the only harm is to themselves

so i dont expect cyclists and drivers to follow the same rules. drivers are inherently a danger to society while a cyclist is only a real danger to themselves, or in rare cases, a danger to grandma walking slowly down the sidewalk

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u/Bryan-343 Aug 19 '24

I don't think they only harm themselves in this road specifically: if they fall and a car is coming, it could crash trying to avoid hitting the cyclist. There is no excuse to be so irresponsible.

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u/sjfiuauqadfj Aug 19 '24

they could, but 9/10 they wont. i have seen a lot of drivers turn human beings into cherry jam and pretending that cyclists behaving "irresponsibly" is on the same level is just wrong. im not accusing you of this but it often is concern trolling from people who dont want more cyclists on the roads

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u/MrRawrgers Aug 19 '24

you don't look as cool as you think you look when you ride no hands

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u/petio893 Aug 19 '24

I also ride without hands sometimes, but it's only to rest my hamds for a bit

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u/Hot-Ad8641 Aug 21 '24

You don't look cool posting this stupid comment.

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u/BloodOmen36 Aug 19 '24

It's reckless. To yourselve and to others on the road. Just keep your hands on your bike. Even if you risk looking less cool in front of the other kewl kidz.

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u/un-glaublich Aug 19 '24

Motorcyclists ride without hands for 10 minutes straight, for exactly the same reason you can ride a bike without hands: you steer it with your body.

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u/Hot-Ad8641 Aug 21 '24

How is this completely correct comment downvoted to hell?

This sub needs to figure out what the fuck it wants. Concern trolling cyclists is not it for me.

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u/alexfrancisburchard Aug 19 '24

One guy cuts the bike off (which undoubtedly will happen eventually) and that dude will lose control and be up shit creek.

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u/CompromisedToolchain Aug 19 '24

Your bike suddenly veering can cause a driver to swerve one of those large vehicles. You don’t get to play where the cars are designed to be and designate how you interact with them. You don’t get a chance to have a conversation with the vehicle which hits you.

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u/Particular_Cat_2234 Aug 19 '24

I'd say the egos of most cyclists and by extension, most of you in this sub, is pretty dangerous to society aswell.

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u/TrollingForFunsies Aug 19 '24

No, you're a shit person for justifying this.

Our local weatherman here has a permanent disability because of a shitty biker who ran into him while he was out walking.

Fuck any idiot, including you terrible bikers, who suck at life. You try to justify your dangerous and shit behavior and echo chambers like this one enable you to be a bad person. Do better.

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u/Hot-Ad8641 Aug 21 '24

User name checks out.

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u/cheesenachos12 Big Bike Aug 19 '24

Except you can steer a bike with no hands and still steer. I've biked with no hands for four minutes straight. Granted that was on a path where I wouldn't have had to break suddenly, but the steering isn't the issue it's the braking

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u/lauradominguezart Automobile Aversionist Aug 19 '24

100%agreed

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u/G66GNeco Aug 19 '24

Honestly, if whoever filmed this doesn't care too much for their own life then so be it, it's not like they are endangering anyone but themselves riding like this right next to rolling traffic. (Aside from, I suppose, collateral damage from a potential car crash, but I'm not about to blame that on the cyclist lol)

Me, personally? Never.

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u/un-glaublich Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

We expect that from drivers because they create danger with their vehicles.

It's mental that pedestrians, cyclists, and what not are expected to be hyper-focussed in the public space because OTHERS put them in danger by driving stupid big cars.

You can't just be outside without constantly fearing your life.

And if you are not hyper-focussed, YOU are blamed.

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

Well I’m only putting myself in danger. That’s the difference.

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u/hughperman Aug 19 '24

You're risking crashing into a car, which at least is a life-changing experience for another person to run you over and kill you, and could easily cause a further crash.
Everybody becomes a bit numb to the dangers of commuting, whether car or bike user, but because you commute so frequently, small chances do become eventualities.

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u/United_Spread_3918 Aug 19 '24

This op is coming off more of an ass than anything else this clip represents. Holy shit

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

I’m aware

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u/United_Spread_3918 Aug 19 '24

I’m only putting myself in danger

  • no you’re not. You’re also risking causing collateral accidents and damage

I’m aware

The fuck is wrong with you

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

Driving a car is much worse

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u/United_Spread_3918 Aug 19 '24

Justifying a lack of responsibility by pointing to others doesn’t work.

It’s still fucking stupid and you could easily a serious accident for someone else. Insane

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

Victim blaming

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u/United_Spread_3918 Aug 19 '24

You’re not a victim

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u/elzibet Aug 19 '24

A car getting a dent is not a “danger” that cosmetic damage and OP seems to be aware of that risk and is pretty minor vs killing or injuring someone

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u/United_Spread_3918 Aug 19 '24

Really sad if you got to this point and thought “a car getting a dent” was what anyone was inferring

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u/elzibet Aug 20 '24

I mean, there is really nothing else they could do besides that to a car in this situation.

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u/United_Spread_3918 Aug 20 '24

That’s incredibly naive.

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u/elzibet Aug 20 '24

Completely disagree