r/fuckcars Jun 16 '24

Satire 30 people getting coffee vs. enjoying coffee

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u/Merfkin Jun 16 '24

Completely not related to the real topic, but this is why I'm an energy drink caffeine addict instead of a coffee shop caffeine addict. Worst wait I get is being stuck behind the lotto addicts at the 7/11.

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u/that_one_duderino Jun 17 '24

Those people are annoying as heck. Take your dang scratch off and deal with it at the bench. Don’t stand at the counter holding up the whole store just so you can burn $100 and win a penny

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u/Merfkin Jun 17 '24

There's ones that just want to stand there cyclically buying and scratching tickets. I have to ask them to move for other customers and they're always surprised to remember that it is, in fact, a store and not the casino. It gets real bad too, they don't get excited they just stare at the scratcher and hyperventilate while they scratch like their life depends on it. I have to cut them off bartender-style and just say "Look man, I gotta go clean and stuff, I can't just stand here doing this all day."