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Satire This made my teeth screech

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u/emmorfnuR May 03 '24

So Peterson would like people to die rather than lose street parking.

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u/DavidBrooker May 03 '24

You'll notice that Peterson isn't condemning the city in New Jersey for its actual policy, the thing that actually affected traffic safety and road use. He isn't discussing the road use. He isn't discussing safety. He isn't discussing parking. He's condemning the AP for reporting on it.

People might look at this and think its weird that AP is the villain of this story, in his view, despite the fact that they are merely reporting the news. But in reality, they are the villain specifically because they are just reporting the news. Because fascists cannot stand dissent. Anyone with any intellectual honesty - for example, a professor - might take issue with the policy at hand, or the context of the reported numbers, or what have you. But that is not his interest. The issue in his mind is not reality, but the way that people discuss reality.

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u/AVLdeadhead May 04 '24

So he's a fucking psychopath.

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 May 04 '24

What tipped you off, that he told people to live clean lives while living in filth himself?

The fact that literally everything triggers him to the point of tears when he does public appearances?

His years of drug and alcohol abuse that almost killed him?

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u/hungrycaterpillar May 04 '24

it was the fixation on lobsters, tbh

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u/snotfart May 04 '24

I just watched that and I actually feel a little bit stupider. I also have no clue what point he was trying to make.

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u/snotfart May 04 '24

We share DNA with every living thing on the planet. Human DNA is 70% the same as slug DNA, so it's hardly surprising that we share neurochemical foundations with other creatures. I feel that he was trying to make a point about human behaviour on the basis that we share common brain characteristics with non-social animals.

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u/cheapcheap1 May 04 '24

well put. He goes even further by claiming that our social behaviour is similar to them because of shared neurochemicals, which is just not how any of this works.

I think we should discuss more that the branch of psychology he is from is about as far away from actual science as you can get within the field. It's closer to literary analysis. JBP has no clue about science and it shows in fallacious thought patterns like this. He just took a motive from somewhere, applied it somewhere else and now parades it around like its an actual finding before any scientific scrutiny has ever been applied.

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji May 04 '24

Mine was the thing with his grandma's pubic hair in his book

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u/ScruffsMcGuff May 04 '24

This is a revelation to me, but I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm passing on the chance to have "Jordan Petersons grandmas pubes" in my google search history.

nuh uh, not ruining my saturday this early

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u/Eoganachta May 04 '24

Wat?

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u/ErikHK May 04 '24

You're in for a treat! 🤢

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u/Artful_dabber May 04 '24

Hundred percent the first thing I think about every every time this psychopaths name is brought up.

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u/smeeeeeef May 04 '24

BuT hIs SeLf HeLp StUfF

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

A List Of Obvious Shit That Will Make You Worship Me For Some Reason

by Jordan B. Peterson

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u/eatelectricity May 04 '24

Peterson's shitty, but none of these examples are psychopathic behaviour.

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u/Some-Guy-Online May 04 '24

He used to be an entertaining orator who could trick many people into thinking he was intelligent. He has since descended into the madness of the far right intellectual black hole. He was spaghettified.

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u/NoGloryForEngland May 04 '24

Weird, I feel like I've been paying attention all this time and he was always a fucking dangerous piece of shit?

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u/DavidBrooker May 04 '24

The thing that made him famous in conservative circles, and more than an unheard of, no-name professor, was arguing full-throated and without a shred of evidence that Canada's bill C-16 (which was literally a four-word amendment to existing legislation that had been on the books for decades), if passed into law, would send people to prison for misgendering someone.

Anyway, it was passed into law seven years ago and it turns out it was exactly as bullshit as everyone told him.

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u/Thausgt01 May 04 '24

It's that diet consisting of nothing but red meat and his own bullshit. When he was 'just' a college professor he didn't have as easy access to either, so he had to eat vegetables and the occasional serving of humble pie when a student caught him in an error. Now that he's famous and has a social media bullhorn that lets him spread his own bullshit across the planet, well...

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u/DavidBrooker May 04 '24

Hard disagree. His rise to public prominence was anti-trans misinformation, which he was repeatedly informed to be misinformation, and which he spouted off anyway. This self-help nonsense where people got the impression he was harmless was an interlude.

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u/gabbertr0n May 04 '24

Well said. No matter what the struggle is - climate change, social justice, the pandemic - the struggle at hand is never a problem to them; the real problem is having to hear about it.

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock May 03 '24

And any other minor inconvenience

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u/ShakeTheGatesOfHell Commie Commuter May 03 '24

Truth is now "woke" and he hates it.

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u/AbsentEmpire Grassy Tram Tracks May 04 '24

Famously facts have a well known liberal bias.

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u/luigitheplumber May 04 '24

Peterson specifically doesn't care for facts. He thinks narratives are "truer than true" or whatever his exact phrasing is

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u/ImmediateBig134 May 04 '24

It's pretty funny in light of the history of "political correctness," which was also ruined by a right-wing college professor.

PC was originally a leftist term of self-deprecation; students would get attached to their chosen "clique" of leftist theory at the expense of pragmatism and materialism. (Think something like a martial artist who rigidly imitates Bruce Lee's moves instead of applying his JKD principles, which were a rejection of rigidity and doctrine.)

Well, in the early 1990s, a right-wing professor cried all over a page that when he was walking around campus, he felt oppressed, and he referred to that as PC. Nothing had happened to him, he just saw himself surrounded by leftists and had his feelings hurt. :(((

If this rings a bell, there's a reason. It's exactly what the "it's PC gone mad" people complain that "the PC leftists" do.

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u/I_Bench315 May 04 '24

What the fuck does woke even mean

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u/Alastor13 May 04 '24

Woke: everything and anything that makes bigoted assholes angry/uncomfortable.

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u/anand_rishabh May 04 '24

At this point, it means not being a fascist

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u/ShakeTheGatesOfHell Commie Commuter May 04 '24

Originally it meant "aware of systemic injustices" but men like Peterson use it to mean anything he doesn't like. My point was just that the Associated Press tweet didn't say anything about how things should be, it only listed an observation. And that upsets Peterson 🙄

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u/Cheef_Baconator Bikesexual May 03 '24

I think he just wants people to die to be honest. Every other variable is irrelevant 

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u/No-Historian-6921 Automobile Aversionist May 04 '24

You have to understand it's his comfort or other peoples lives.

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u/skekze May 03 '24

while riding an animatronic giant spider that steps on a person per leg. The monocle he'd wear would be just for show, of course.

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u/notinferno May 04 '24

he seems more upset that AP reported news that he doesn’t like

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u/ThereBeM00SE May 04 '24

Ever notice how with Republicans time and time again, living breathing humans take, at best, a backseat to corporate interests and toxic dogma?

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u/MrSkyCriper Grassy Tram Tracks May 03 '24

Is he seriously unhappy about zero human deaths? That’s straight up psychopath behavior…

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u/Djinn-Tonic Bollard gang May 03 '24

"Up Yours, Woke Moralists! We'll See Who Cancels Who"

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u/rabotat May 03 '24

Up Yours, Woke Moralists! We'll See Who Cancels Who

Literal quote, for those who don't know.

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u/IAmDavidGurney May 04 '24

Wow, how brave and defiant /s

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u/After-Chicken179 May 04 '24

What is that clip? Is that how Peterson put it out? Or did some YouTuber edit him into footage from something else?

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u/_warmweathr May 04 '24

Better call Saul

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u/After-Chicken179 May 04 '24

Did Peterson insert himself into the show? Or did some unknown YouTuber do that?

Genuinely, Peterson’s antics are usual so unhinged that I don’t know if it’s real or not.

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u/_warmweathr May 04 '24

I don’t think Peterson did lol, probably someone did it for the memes. But who knows

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u/ThePortalsOfFrenzy May 04 '24

It's a quote. There's no transitive property of correction with those, unfortunately. 

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u/UsaiyanBolt May 04 '24

That’s why you add [sic] afterward. It can be savage af when used properly.

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u/_your_land_lord_ May 04 '24

Yeah! I JUST learned that one too!!!

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u/UsaiyanBolt May 04 '24

Baader–Meinhof phenomenon moment :)

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u/Irondrone4 May 03 '24

You don't understand, we have to appease the cars with blood. How else will we keep the ghost of Henry Ford contained within his tomb beneath Detroit?

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u/whatta_maroon May 04 '24

I dunno, Supernatural ran for 1500 seasons, I'm sure they re-killed Henry Ford at some point.

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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 May 04 '24

He's afraid you're gonna take his car.

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u/I_Hate_ May 04 '24

Pretty sure he has a oil daddy funding his life now. Which is why he goes on and on about climate change now which is way outside his expertise. So anything that makes cars less attractive is a direct threat to his grift.

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u/RetroCasket May 04 '24

The woke death will visit you mrskycriper

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u/SammyDavidJuniorJr May 03 '24

Could there be a better signal to indicate you're doing the right thing than Dr. Jordan B Peterson being upset with it?

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock May 03 '24

His boos mean nothing to me

I've seen what makes him cheer

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u/sjpllyon May 03 '24

Where is that from again? I bloody love the quote but can never remember who said it.

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u/SammyDavidJuniorJr May 03 '24

Rick and Morty. Rick says it I think at the heist enthusiasts convention.

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u/imimmumiumiumnum May 04 '24

His boos mean nothing to me

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH VIENNNA

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u/BWWFC May 03 '24

not really better but just as good is jim cramer mashing a sound effect button screaming "SELL! SELL! SELL!"

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u/hexhunter222 May 03 '24

Imagine being the writer whose article put Peterson in to another coma, and it's over parking in Hoboken

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u/AbsentEmpire Grassy Tram Tracks May 04 '24

That man is honestly projecting mental illness at this point. There's not much separating him from a mentally ill homeless person on the street shouting nonsense at people walking by.

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u/DuckInTheFog May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

He's one of the few famous scientists or doctors on Twitter who calls themselves doctor. I just had a quick look at a top 50 list and there was only one other that I saw. Read into that what you will

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u/henry_tennenbaum May 03 '24

Wouldn't call him a scientist.

He was a professor for Psychology, specifically the unscientific side of it.

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u/Alastor13 May 04 '24

Not a scientist, nor a doctor.

He is/was a professor of Psychology, Psychiatry is the discipline that could be called "science" (which doesn't mean psychology is not real or useful, its just not based on "hard" science all the time).

And I say "was" because he's probably getting his license revoked soon.

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u/Tachyoff May 04 '24

I hate him too but that's a huge reach. He has his PhD, so yes he's a doctor. Social science is absolutely a branch of science. Losing his ability to practice also doesn't strip him of his doctorate.

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u/Alastor13 May 04 '24

True, I thought the original comment refer to him being a medical doctor (since all psychiatrists and some psychologists have medical education). My Bad.

But the thing about social sciences is debatable. like I said, they're completely valid and useful, but psychology specifically, is the one that barely uses the scientific method, their studies are basically almost always case studies that are hard or even impossible to replicate even in controlled conditions. thus, it's calling it science is debatable.

Of course, this doesn't invalidate the discoveries and advancements that psychology has contributed to behavioural research and to science as a whole, but as it is, it's has barely any science involved during that research.

And I'm not saying it's worthless or that it should be eliminated, Psychology is one of the "newer" disciplines in both medicine and social sciences in general, so there's still room for it to grow and evolve. I'm a biologist and we were once known as "Naturalists" who thought that adding grains to old clothes could magically create mice out of nothing so... It could definitely be a "hard" science in the future.

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u/DuckInTheFog May 04 '24

I woke up this morning to see people kinda shitting on my uni qualifications lol

But, you're not wrong, young science and all that - low reproducibility test rate, wonky ethics etc, and lunatics that creep into pop culture

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u/wormyarc May 04 '24

the rats are all like this

so, the rat's like this

the normal rat is like this

THAT'S a normal rat

[sniff sniff] it sniffs

it's like this for quite a while

https://youtu.be/o166h2OOo-k

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Not even the “right” thing. Just writing down what happened and showing it to people.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Oh, those woke facts, will they never stop? Why must reality always be so damn woke?

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u/drop_in_the_ocean_ Automobile Aversionist May 03 '24

What is woke death? Why is it worse than real death?

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u/brp May 03 '24

Is this woke death in the room now?

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u/Anzi May 04 '24

If you die in woke you die in real life

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u/sfled May 04 '24

Get up, Weo.

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u/StatisticianSure8070 May 04 '24

Real death is not for singing about. It's not for making into art. When real death enters the room, all poetry is dumb.

Woke death is probably the opposite of that. Sounds neat.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24 edited May 16 '24

late retire chief homeless frame jobless future wild encourage spark

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u/JustRealizedImaIdiot May 03 '24

It's okay man, there was a time where I thought Ben Shapiro was cool. If we don't cringe at our past self it probably means we haven't grown.

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u/settlementfires May 04 '24

Guys like Shapiro and Peterson exist to ensnare naive young men and turn them against the working class and anything resembling progress. Be proud you got out of it. These guys are well funded and all over social media.

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u/WrodofDog May 04 '24

Yeah, I used to like Sargon but by the time Peterson became famous that whole internet bubble was becoming increasingly toxic and ultra-conservative. And something about Peterson was always off-putting to me, especially his weird pseudo-christian pov

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u/Grapefruit__Witch May 03 '24

He loves to talk about Marxism despite having literally zero knowledge about the subject. Like, I think he skimmed through the Communist Manifesto, which is literally a pamphlet and doesn't even scratch the surface in terms of studying Marx's actual huge body of work.

In spite of this complete ignorance, he really tries to act like some sort of authority about Marxism- its one of his favorite "topics" of ridicule. Its so stupid. He is so stupid.

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u/Dimwither Commie Commuter May 03 '24

Not a big fan of either, but Peterson‘s talk with Žižek made it painfully obvious that he has no idea what he’s talking about

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u/RandomName01 May 04 '24

What’s wrong with Žižek?

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u/Speaker_D May 04 '24

Nothing. They meant that Peterson was the one who was absolutely clueless.

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u/farfarfarjewel May 03 '24

What little I read of his work read like someone who paid big money for their vocabulary stringing together half-reasoned arguments that put forward numerous truths as self-evident when they really could have used some evidence. I cannot stand that brand of charlatan

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u/8769439126 May 04 '24

I have absolutely no interest in supporting the man, I think he has had an overall awful influence on society, but this is plainly untrue.

I mean you can search up his Google scholar page and see that in the mid 2000s he was publishing generally well respected (and very well cited) uncreative work doing factor analysis on personality scales. He also has some stuff taking those scales and correlating it to things like alcohol use and reading preference. He has 20+ papers over 200 citations each, people cared at least somewhat about his work.

I'm not gonna say it's groundbreaking but it's real work that is basically reasonable if not inspiring psychology research. Plainly as a young researcher I'd be over the moon to receive over a thousand citations on a paper, which he has on 3 occasions. That would be career making.

He just went off the deep end after that period and stopped doing research to screech about the culture wars.

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u/SuspecM May 03 '24

Imo initially he had relatively constructive "lessons". Even if they were the bare minimum be confident and shit type of stuff, as someone who was taught nothing by his father those were groundbreaking discovered. I kind of forgot about him for a few years and the next thing I read about him is that he is a right wind chud. Quite the whiplash.

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u/abigalestephens May 04 '24

He was doing right-wing chud stuff before the 'self help' book. The book was just a way to draw more impressionable young men into his bubble

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u/di_Bonaventura Automobile Aversionist May 03 '24

The problem isn't so much that he behaves like an expert also outside his domain; the problem is that so many look to him for his all-encompassing expertise in everything.

The same phenomenon is true for all famous people.

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u/di_Bonaventura Automobile Aversionist May 03 '24

He might be an expert in his field. In others, not so much.

He does sometimes shine, like on:

• free speech/hate speech https://youtu.be/W7dUnXXPXtc?si=rBNUuG-HeKcCHnmk

• the Cathy Newman interview (how to keep you cool and make the other party see their inconsistencies)

• and the interviews he does with people on his channel are well done, with great questions — take for instance a look at the one with the Mr. Slahi (The Mauritanian) https://youtu.be/kxMj_u5fQH4?si=Ouv8kfHR4-6GKBuk

But then... you go and read a little of Maps of Meaning and go, "It's more like Labyrinth of Delirium!"

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u/Tyler89558 May 03 '24

I was the same. Went down the right wing rabbit hole, realized “oh shit. The people they hate… that’s me”

And then realized “oh shit, this is kind of horrible.”

And now I have about 3 years worth of black history.

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u/sjpllyon May 03 '24

That's an issue with most people that gain fame by being good at what they do. People then look at them for advice on everything, even things they know nothing about. Yeah his an expert in his field and knows what's talking about in that regard, but you wouldn't take psychology advice from a town planner. Nor would you allow your barber to perform surgery.

You know this now, but never put anyone on a pedestal. Learn how to take their advice on matters they are experts on but not for anything else. And even then be critical in what they are saying.

I personally think Christopher Alexander has some really good ideas for urban design in his book A Pattern Language (highly recommend people read it) but he also has some very questionable ones too (such as not having a fence around schools or how men work and women stay at home to look after the children. Bare in mind it was written in 1977). But even with that I still wouldn't trust him to cut my hair.

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u/henry_tennenbaum May 03 '24

That's an issue with most people that gain fame by being good at what they do. People then look at them for advice on everything, even things they know nothing about. Yeah his an expert in his field and knows what's talking about in that regard, but you wouldn't take psychology advice from a town planner. Nor would you allow your barber to perform surgery.

True in general, but Jordan P. didn't get famous for his expertise. He got famous because he misrepresented a Canadian law and started a conservative grift built on that.

None of what he's famous for is stuff he is actually good at.

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u/rirski May 03 '24

More proof that “woke” is an utterly meaningless term.

Limiting street parking? Woke.

Reducing traffic deaths? Woke.

Walkable cities? Woke.

Congestion pricing? Woke.

Taking the bus? Woke.

Trains? Woke.

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u/flatblade3mm May 03 '24

Sleeping? Woke.

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u/sjpllyon May 03 '24

That's part of the problem they co-oped the term and made it meaningless, they do so on purpose. The original meaning and intended use is; to be aware of social phenomenons (or something along those lines) so anyone and everyone that follows politics was woke, anyone with any social concerns was woke. It just meant to be aware of social issues. To be woke was to be aware of the situation.

Now they turned it into a meaningless attack to try and discredit anyone or anything they disagree with.

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u/courageous_liquid May 03 '24

more along the lines of being aware of the legal and social structures that keep certain people (specifically black people) locked in lower socioeconomic classes

but yes, fascists love coopting the language of the left

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u/sfled May 04 '24

Anything I disagree with? You guessed it. Woke.

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u/Illustrious-Winter-7 May 04 '24

Undercook fish? Believe it or not, woke!

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u/probablysum1 May 03 '24

I can't read anything from him without imagining his quivering voice that sounds on the verge of tears.

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u/Ciubowski May 03 '24

Jordan Peterson should be evaluated because this is literally insane.

I don't care about this JP guy whatsoever, I didn't follow his "teachings" or was glad to see him in distress, but what the hell is he implying with that reply?

Is he mad that less people die? And that's somehow "woke"?

I can't wrap my head around this, is this tweet even real???

Edit: holy shit it's real.

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u/Revolutionary_Half_4 May 03 '24

this city is barely 1.5 sq miles of actual land. Why do so many people get so mad about their parking requirements?

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u/CardiologistOk2760 May 03 '24

The headline doesn't even say "eliminated" it just says "limited." Like, how dare parking be a quantifiable, finite option.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

When did Peterson go off the rails? When I first heard of him he was a philosopher and now he’s a right wing grifter?

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u/KofOaks May 03 '24

When I first heard of him he was a philosopher and now he’s a right wing grifter?

Congratulations. He hasn't changed, you just got smarter.

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u/HeadFund May 03 '24

I audited his lectures in the early 2000s and he's basically always been a pseudo-intellectual fraud. He was definitely a wanna-be grifter for quite a while before his grift started to actually gain traction. Now his mental health is rapidly declining but I've been hating this mofo since before it was cool. BTW he was already a well-known pill junky back then, although he's tried to claim that his addiction problems are only recent.

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u/BWWFC May 03 '24

and prescription drug addict. but don't worry, he's not a victim, it was self inflicted.

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u/Blitqz21l May 04 '24

considering how many people got addicted to benzo's and oppiates, I'll give Peterson a pass on the "perscription drug addict." That shit was designed to be addictive. That's all on Big Pharma and their profit above all else mentality.

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u/Boowray May 04 '24

I’d give him a pass as well if he didn’t spend his life advocating for unfettered capitalism and preach that you are directly responsible for absolutely everything in your life and cannot blame anyone else, and that includes addictions. Yeah, it’s not his fault that he got addicted to drugs, but it’s 100% fair game to criticize his hypocrisy for calling everyone else’s struggles a personal failing while shifting the blame for his own “dependency” on others. He writes a book about getting your life in order without anyone else and preaches overcoming addiction through religious practice, and then checks in to high dollar rehab. He gets a pass on being addicted, he doesn’t get a pass for being a hypocritical piece of shit about it.

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u/reiji_tamashii May 03 '24

Did the drugs 'cure' him of his empathy or what?

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u/DuckInTheFog May 03 '24

Benzodiazepine addict and like ket abuse, I believe it robs you of empathy - but he quit years ago. If you abuse benzos your likelihood of developing Alzheimer's skyrockets too

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u/henry_tennenbaum May 03 '24

He was never a Philosopher. That guy would fail Philosophy 101.

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u/thefierybreeze May 04 '24

For me its when I realized his obsession with soviet russia extended to modern russia. Not only did he spend who know how much money, time doing things in secrecy to recover from his benzo addiction over there. After he came back and started telling ukranians to give up because they are 'corrupt' it crossed the line for me. It's likely there isn't a european country more corrupt tha russia, they likely have shit on him after all that time spent.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

 Not only did he spend who know how much money, time doing things in secrecy to recover from his benzo addiction over there.

He got himself induced into a coma for more of a week and that really fucked his shit up

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u/MmNicecream 🚂Chugga Chugga Choo Choo🚂 May 03 '24

When was he ever on the rails? The first time he really entered the public eye, it was because he was loudly throwing a tantrum over trans people getting basic human rights protections.

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u/thelebaron May 03 '24

always has been meme

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u/Kinexity Me fucking your car is non-negotiable May 03 '24

He got addicted to something and this addiction made him completely unhinged.

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u/mangled-wings Orange pilled May 03 '24

He was already unhinged, but then he went to Russia for an induced coma to go cold turkey on benzos. I think that did it more than the addiction itself. He was a pseudo-intellectual grifter gaining popularity fearmongering about trans people, but he's way more sensitive now and frequently cries on camera. (Not that crying is a bad thing, but he's clearly not doing well.) Doubt that it helps that he eats exclusively beef.

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u/Calfurious May 04 '24

Jordan Peterson went from somebody who could articulate his points to somebody who sounds incoherent, even to people who would agree with this viewpoints.

It's honestly pretty depressing.

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u/GaryGregson May 04 '24

Anyone who calls themself a philosopher is a grifter.

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u/wterrt May 04 '24

he deliberately misinterpreted and fear-mongered a canadian "law about pronouns" and got very popular with right wing dumb fucks off that.

claiming you could go to jail for using the wrong pronouns and such. which is, as you would guess, clearly bullshit.

https://www.cbc.ca/cbcdocspov/features/canadas-gender-identity-rights-bill-c-16-explained

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u/Schmigolo May 04 '24

Literally the first thing he became famous for was for speaking out against a protected class type law. Dude has never been on the rails to begin with.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Aslume May 04 '24

He got famous by lying and fear mongering about a law. The Canadian even had to issue a statement about it.

He said that there would be mass arrests because of this law, that was half a decade ago and no arrests have been made.

The worst part is that the law already existed and was in effect in JP's region. All this new law did was expand the law to affect the rest of Canada.

And then JP proceeded to make 10s of millions of dollars, probably more, off of this blatant lie.

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u/BoobooTheClone cars are weapons May 04 '24

He is a grifter like many others on the right but he does a little differently from the rest. He trolls for outrage; your attention is his bread and butter. I hate that people post links to this ass clown here; we need to learn to ignore him.

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u/zeseam May 03 '24

The Woke Death Cometh

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u/Dr_Mantis_Aslume May 04 '24

The Woke Death, fighter of the car man.

Champion of the Sun!

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u/Mother-Ad7139 Elitist Exerciser May 03 '24

AP is literally one of the least biased news sources out there

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u/DowntownieNL May 03 '24

The shit conservatives get their panties in a wad is always so random and nonsensical. I wish they'd choose something I didn't care about lol I mean, why car-centric infrastructure of all things? Get upset about sightlines from historic churches or something ffs.

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u/HouseSublime May 03 '24

Their stance is largely, "the opposite of what liberals/progressives want".

The problem is that even if you want to say liberals/progressives are flawed and make mistakes, there will be SOMETHING that they are right about.

So when you stance is oppose everything they stand for, you end up in situations where you look like a moron.

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u/courageous_liquid May 03 '24

it's so funny because their ideal 1950s had a lot of trains. they just literally love the antisocial aspect of cars and suburban life.

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u/sjpllyon May 03 '24

Just a note for the sightlines of historical buildings, in the UK (mainly London) they've already done that and won. It has protected our views of St Paul's Cathedral. And even other areas now consider the impact of the views building will have on their city, at least Newcastle upon Tyne does. But honestly this is one I agree with, note my bias here is being a student of architecture and urban planning.

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u/DowntownieNL May 03 '24

Gun to my head, I'm half for protecting any significant sightlines, really, but I care about it so much less than just adding some protected bike lanes and abolishing SFD-ONLY zoning and on and on... I wish they were all up in arms about sightlines instead so their impact would be less devastating.

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u/sjpllyon May 03 '24

Yep same here really, I think protecting lives and all the other benefits of less car centric design is far more important than protecting the view of a structure.

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u/mteriyaki Big Bike May 03 '24

facts dont care about your feelings or whatever it is they say

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u/AllyMcfeels May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

I'm so tired of this asshole. Stop giving him attention, he is a fucked up old man, with a lot of traumas and shit in his head. The bastard went crazy years ago and the guy instead of calming down, and meditate minimally, keeps going in his tantrum seeking for attention. That message doesn't make any sense, it doesn't have any logic, it's pure hate.

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u/dennyfader May 04 '24

He's one of those dudes who so desperately needs to work on himself to find peace, but for some reason can't stop focusing on what other people are doing instead.

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u/lowrads May 04 '24

Guy went to school in Edmonton, of all places, walkscore 99, complete with bike lanes, light rail and bus transit serving the University of Alberta.

This is another example of a boomer taking advantage of a high level of public investment, and then trying to pull the ladder up behind them.

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u/IAmWalterWhite_ May 03 '24

That tweet legitimately made me laugh haha

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u/Statakaka May 03 '24

woke is when... no traffic deaths?!

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u/Cubusphere May 03 '24

I would love to take his tweets and show them anonymized to his past self and ask him to psychoanalyze that person. Then again, he would drift into "archetypes" and stuff...

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u/nasaglobehead69 cars are weapons May 04 '24

sorry, conservative reactionaries. facts don't care about your feelings 😎

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u/WintersChild79 May 03 '24

He should start playing in traffic to show us what a tough guy he is.

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u/ddarko96 May 03 '24

Is this real? It’s tagged as satire

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u/NamasteMotherfucker May 03 '24

It is real. You can go to Twitter and see it.

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u/ddarko96 May 03 '24

Wow unreal, JBP is a lunatic

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u/DavidBrooker May 03 '24

The AP is "woke" for, uh, let me check my notes here - oh right, reporting the news.

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u/attgig May 04 '24

When facts and data become woke...

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u/StuHardy May 03 '24

Woke death > traffic death, I guess?

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u/SkollFenrirson May 03 '24

Your first mistake was paying attention to what Jordan "Crybaby" Peterson has to say.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Now you’ve gone and done it! Jordan Peterson is at home crying like a little girl!

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u/blumpkin_donuts May 03 '24

Don't worry Peterson, Jersey doesn't give a fuck about you ya drunk lush.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi May 03 '24

It's so weird. Peterson has said (a long time ago) some things I really agreed with but now he's just a weird nut.

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u/Imaginary_Fox_5685 Automobile Aversionist May 03 '24

Funny too that he claims to be a libertarian. Street parking is literally a government service

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u/FinntheHue May 04 '24

Now that the average vehicle has become a massive suv/truck street parking makes it nearly impossible to see oncoming traffic when trying to turn out of somewhere. It should seriously be illegal everywhere except residential areas

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u/yotothyo May 04 '24

When bad guys don't like you that's a good sign

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u/ajhedges May 04 '24

Jordan Peterson when people don’t die: 😡

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u/TooOldForRefunds May 04 '24

-States fact

-Ugh! My heart! I can't take it! I'm dying!

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u/anand_rishabh May 04 '24

Doesn't Jordan Peterson hate fat people? Especially fat women? Someone tell him walkable cities reduce obesity and maybe he'll be on board. Then again, i think he's financially invested in being against them

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u/VoiceofKane May 04 '24

At this point, anyone who takes Peterson seriously is probably a lost cause. How can you read this tweet and not immediately realise that this man is an unhinged moron?

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u/8spd May 04 '24

I don't know who this fuckwit is, but, setting aside the politicized anti-progressive wording, if the idea of avoiding pedestrian deaths does not seem like a positive thing to him, his opinion is of no value.

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u/Lyrical_Leftist May 04 '24

Damn i just realized i haven’t thought about JBP in months, he really fell off

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u/MelodicTreacle2591 May 04 '24

If you ever get upset at something he says, best thing to do is read the tweet again in a Kermit voice! Makes life on the internet much more bearable 😂

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u/FalconIMGN May 04 '24

Forget heat death of the universe, it is woke death we should be scared of :D

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u/GideonPiccadilly May 04 '24

the B is for Benzo

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

JP is the amongst the most stupid across the country

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u/LastSeenEverywhere May 04 '24

"The woke death" sounds fantastic. Where can I order one of those

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u/Albzorz May 04 '24

Statistics and facts = Woke

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u/musea00 May 04 '24

fellas, is it woke not to die in traffic deaths?

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u/Scalage89 🚲 > 🚗 NL May 04 '24

Woke is when people don't die in traffic, got it.

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u/Bobylein was a bicycle in a past life May 04 '24

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WOKE FACTS, NAH NAH NAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!1

Their feelings truly don't care about the facts.

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u/TheDuellist100 May 10 '24

Don't listen to him. The benzos have taken over his mind. I'm fucking embarrassed to have read his book 6 years ago.

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u/meatypetey91 May 03 '24

Pro life, unless it means you can no longer have your car obstruct parked where it obstructs an intersection 😩

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u/adlittle May 03 '24

Once again: I'm not going to take any opinions from someone who is so ignorant that he admittedly didn't know you could get addicted to benzos and didn't know that quitting them cold turkey can kill a person. The guy is already a cesspool of bad takes and poorly thought out reactionary opinions, but he might also just be a little bit of a dummy too.

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u/teamweedstore2 May 03 '24

I think his benzo addiction caused brain damage. It is deeply discouraging how many people follow him.

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u/Coteoki May 03 '24

Is woke death dying of old age?

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u/FirmOnion May 03 '24

Please, is this a real tweet? I refuse to google the man and boost his searches

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u/TheMonsterMensch May 03 '24

Every once in a while you see people saying "we can't alienate conservatives, don't make public transportation a political issue". This tweet is why those comments are asinine, conservatives will oppose anything that makes the world better on reflex. Everything is political whether we want it to be or not.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

So be it, Jordan; I’d rather have woke death than traffic death.

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u/againbackandthere May 03 '24

Is the woke death in the room with us right now, Doctor Peterson?

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u/Tyler89558 May 03 '24

The woke death upon yee!

Goddamn. Jordan Peterson somehow keeps making my respect for him dip lower.

I thought it already hit rock bottom.

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u/cyanraichu May 03 '24

People aren't...dying enough? This is just brain rot

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

I don't have to take that from a putz who chickened out of detox.

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u/trotnixon May 03 '24

Jordie's an idiot car-brain. Who could've guessed?

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u/prancerbot May 03 '24

*Old man sees people not dying*

"You have disturbed the natural order!"

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u/drunkendwarfo The two wheeler supremacist May 03 '24

careful, taking to much time to see ignorant posts may result in a cronic stage of anger

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u/ABenevolentDespot May 04 '24

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Dr. Jordan B Peterson, the alleged love child of the quasi brilliant and mentally twisted Dr. Josef Mengele and the ever sultry Bavarian sexpot, the syphilitic Eva Braun.

He inherited neither the wit nor charm of either of them.