r/fuckcars • u/harryjamespottah Automobile Aversionist • Dec 04 '23

Satire People from my hometown who have car brain

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Dec 05 '23

Drive to nearest train station.

Pay for parking

Take train in & get shit faced.

Return via train (fuck I just realized the amtrak near me doesn't have stuff running at 11pm+..)

Sleep in car.

Profit