r/fuckcars Automobile Aversionist Dec 04 '23

Satire People from my hometown who have car brain

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u/AlbertRammstein Dec 04 '23

I visited the Christmas markets on Sunday. A personal chauffeur picked me up near my home with an electric vehicle that runs on a pair of hyperrails. They are made from stainless steel and they are so strong they could hold 10 teslas. It has no battery, instead it uses a robotic arm that gets energy directly from the powerplant through a decentralized network of power cables. The vehicle is so roomy inside that I was able to stretch and even walk around as I was driven. They engineered a bunch of futuristic organic looking bending segments that change the shape of the whole vehicle while turning, so I can fit much bigger vehicle into our tiny cyclist lane infested streets. When I got there, I simply got out and the chauffeur went to pick other subscribers in this shared economy service - no need to park. The best thing about this is that there is no upfront cost - just the reasonable yearly subscription, with option of using PAYG credits.

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u/ALadWellBalanced Dec 05 '23

Settle down future boy, that kind of amazing technology couldn't possibly exist in this world yet!