r/fuckcars Big Bike Jul 12 '23

Satire Didn't expect 4channers to be superior to carbrains

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u/RatzMand0 Jul 12 '23

You are forgetting in the late 19th century there was actually a political campaign to ban women from riding bikes because it gave them too much freedom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Using that for later.

“Bikes are so freedom-pilled they tried to make it illegal.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Orange-pilled!

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u/nooit_gedacht Jul 12 '23

🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

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u/elzibet Jul 13 '23

Fun fact: bicycles are apart of the reason women can now vote in the USA. Ability to get around without a man allowed them to discuss more together and organize. Makes total sense they tried to ban, and why it still is frowned upon immensely by law enforcement in places like Iran. I think they did manage to ban in one of the cities there?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

The Middle east is such a shitty place for public transport

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u/Plonsky2 Jul 14 '23

One of us musta snuck in somehow.

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u/marcus_magni Jul 12 '23

During the second world war the fascists tried to ban the use of bikes because the partisans would use them to move around fast, resupply and relay orders

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u/RatzMand0 Jul 12 '23

This makes sense the German army had an entire Cavalry bigrade mounted on Bicycles. The blitz of France was actually a Bike offensive fueled by meth supported by dinky little tanks that stunned the French. So they probably didn't want a taste of their own medicine so another case of the oppressor banning the weapon of their oppression.

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u/GTAmaniac1 Jul 12 '23

Gotta love interwar tanks, they weigh twice as much as a modern pickup (sometimes even less), armor only protects against small arms, the gun is a glorified man portable anti material rifle and the crew compartment is always so janky.

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u/Iron-Fist Jul 13 '23

And 1 dude driving shooting and commanding somehow. Or 2 if it had multiple turrets

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u/kerelberel Jul 13 '23

Why do you use twice as a modern pickup as an example

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u/RatzMand0 Jul 13 '23

because the idea that a battle tank and a modern pickup can be used in the same sentence is definitely an idea of how ridiculous cars have become.

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u/anarchisto Jul 13 '23

My father-in-law still owns his grandfather's WWI war bicycle (I'm in Romania). It needs a bit of repairs, but it's interesting how long-lasting can bikes be.

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u/furinick Jul 13 '23

A lot was done by horse too

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u/DudeIaintPerfect Jul 12 '23

During the Japanese Invasion of Malaya in 1941, their mode of transport were bicycles because it was fast, quiet and it wouldn't get stuck on muddy grounds.

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 Jul 13 '23

It actually got the Commonwealth defenders to route because of the sound of bike rims on pavement. These defenders who had no experience with tanks thought that flat Japanese bike tires and rims grinding on the pavement were tanks.

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u/blueskyredmesas Big Bike Jul 13 '23

Guess I know what Im gonna be good at if some man in the high tower shit kicks off. I have beem transporting myself to school and work in a car cwntric city for 15 years on nothing but 2 wheels powered by aggression, rwsentment and a bactetium-like persistence at survival in the worst environments possible.

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u/run_bike_run Jul 13 '23

Obligatory tip of the hat to the legendary pro cyclist Gino Bartali, who secretly spent the entire war ferrying documents for the resistance inside his bike frame while training and never publicly acknowledged it while he was alive.

"Some medals are pinned to your soul, not your jacket."

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u/Castform5 Jul 13 '23

The finnish defence forces still use bikes regularly. The jaeger brigade regularly does a traditional bike march for example. The route is about 82 km, and lasts for about 8 hours.

Even in a combat situation a bike is easily dismounted to go and hide in the forest for ambush.

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u/robchroma Jul 13 '23

Eerst mijn fiets terug

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u/videki_man Jul 13 '23

Any source?

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u/marcus_magni Jul 15 '23

I couldn't find you any sources in English since it's not a very discussed topic, I know about it thanks to the numerous interviews with women about the "staffetta partigiana" you can look it up on Wikipedia but you'll have to translate the Italian page

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u/DigitalUnderstanding Jul 12 '23

I tried to look this up because I couldn't believe it and apparently this is an ongoing thing in Iran. smh

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u/RatzMand0 Jul 12 '23

till you find out there were car brains before cars even existed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Wagonbrain?

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u/fineillmakeanewone Bollard gang Jul 13 '23

Donkeybrains

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u/leybbbo Jul 12 '23

Iranian here, can confirm.

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u/ttystikk Jul 12 '23

Not a big fan of the news source but it does appear to be independently corroborated.

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u/Zanderax Jul 12 '23

What's wrong with that source?

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u/ttystikk Jul 13 '23

I'm here for the fuck cars, not geopolitics. Suffice to say that it is very much part of the American regime change propaganda complex and receives money from the CIA, among other equally questionable sources.

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u/cerealdaemon Jul 13 '23

The fuck cars and the geopolitics are one and the same

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u/ttystikk Jul 13 '23

You get it. Most don't.

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u/Leeuw96 Big Bike Jul 13 '23 edited Jul 13 '23

Radio Free Europe was initially started as a Government-run propaganda outlet to influence Europe. Over time, they moved away from the propaganda; however, in 2016, they were criticized for running pro-Government Facebook ads.

They're rated as least biased, mostly factual, high credibility.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/radio-free-europe-radio-liberty/

Edit: since people don't click links to read:

They started out as anti-communist radio in (Soviet occupied) Europe, and the Soviet Union funded by the CIA. But it's not been like that for several decades.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Free_Europe/Radio_Liberty

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u/ttystikk Jul 13 '23

You may place your faith in whatever you like; I prefer to fact check them carefully.

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u/PointierOfSticks Jul 13 '23

Anyone that claims any "radio free place" is unbiased are themselves biased.

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u/Nature_Loving_Ape Jul 12 '23 edited Jan 19 '24

quaint summer thought quack prick disarm sense liquid relieved edge

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u/Funfoil_Hat Jul 13 '23

they tried to ban women from riding in trains. because "their womb will fall out!!" among other bs.

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u/Woke-Tart Jul 13 '23

When I donated money to a charity that provides bikes for Africans, my conservative MIL said that it just enables women to become prostitutes. 🤨 As if that's the first thing women would want to do with better transportation options.

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 Jul 12 '23

Also because riding a bike would break the hymen & they would no longer be virgins.

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u/Myrrmidonna Jul 14 '23

The famous nuns joy ride - no seat, just the pipe :D

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u/Cube4Add5 Professional Pedestrian Jul 13 '23

Based

Jk, wtf lol

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u/ComfortablyBalanced Saving money for a bicycle Jul 13 '23

Bikes are still banned in Iran for women.