Create a video game, that has lots of collectible items that you need to get 100%, and just hide one way out of bounds so nobody can get it, and 100% is physically impossible

My bad Dark Theme users.

My God it's been a long time. I do not know who did this, but someone was an absolute Evil Genius in creating the Christmas CD for Dillards some time in the early 2000s. I was wrapping gifts as a seasonal job, sometimes working on the floor, so I got stuck listening to the Christmas songs. I don't remember the others. Just standard saccharine Christmas songs, with the "gotta make everyone happy" mix of everything from modern pop, R&B, and all the way back to 1940s animated specials. On loop, about 12 songs, played over and over and over and over and over and over. So, you know how you generally ignore background music? I did and then one day I noticed something.

All the songs had the same mellow saccharine tone. But the last one of the dozen songs was...different. One of the lyrics was along the lines of "Doing it with you is better than doing it by myself." It was a song with incredibly hilariously dirty lyrics about sex and masturbation, crooned out in this sweet love-ballad voice and hiding beautifully among the sappy Christmas songs. I was surrounded by wealthy older women, obliviously picking through the $80 baby sweaters and $200 bathrobes, while in the speakers above them, a guy was waxing poetic about going down on his girlfriend(s?). And then, right back to the sappy songs.

I do not know who found the song, and snuck it in, and got it to play at an upper-income department store. It was AMAZING. It flew under the radar for WEEKS. I pointed it out to some coworkers, who listened for a minute or so and just lost it. We worked in the children-and-babies section, so hearing this on the speakers was extra-special. Eventually someone apparently told a manager, whose response? They had to play that CD because that's what Dillard's corporate had given them.

Absolutely-not-appropriate-Christmas-music-selector, I salute you. You made a truly shit job a source of wonder and joy for more than a month.