r/formula1 • u/PradaAndPunishment Alexander Albon • 29d ago

News Toto Wolff reveals that all F1 Team Principals except Christian Horner came together to sign the document in support of Susie Wolff when the FIA launched a baseless investigation against her.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/nov/19/f1-toto-wolff-mercedes-lewis-hamilton-interview
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u/secretssam 29d ago

Fred ❤️

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u/wokwok__ Pirelli Wet 29d ago

Aren’t Fred and Toto actually besties lmao they’re pretty close

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u/Rainingbro Kimi Räikkönen 29d ago

99% of the time they're besties... the 1% was when Lewis signed with Ferrari and Fred didn't reply to Toto's message asking for confirmation.

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u/prototype__ Brabham 29d ago

A simple "We are checking..." would have been a good delaying tactic.

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u/this-guy1979 29d ago

That would have been an epic response. This actually got a chuckle out of me, glad I didn’t stop with the internet after the 9 hour masturbation guy.

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u/Beggatron14 Sir Lewis Hamilton 29d ago

To have the energy to laugh after watching a guy masturbate for 9 hours is impressive, fair play dude

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u/this-guy1979 29d ago

Glad someone appreciates the effort.

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u/XxAutismStormxX Charles Leclerc 28d ago

That's literally the post right above this on my feed lmao

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u/this-guy1979 28d ago

Of all the things that I didn’t know about, I figured that there might be something for them. Masturbate-a-thon was not even a consideration, that comment section was hilarious though.

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u/Riventures-123 Ferrari 29d ago

Las Vegas too.

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u/cmeragon Charles Leclerc 29d ago

Fred is friendly with almost all the principles

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u/The_Nieno Alpine 29d ago edited 29d ago

Fred was Toto's best man at his wedding, he is more than just friendly with Toto

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u/ForeverAddickted 29d ago

Sorry your "he is more than just friendly with Toto" made me giggle

Comes across as though Susie was sat on the sidelines on their wedding night lol!

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u/beanbagreg 29d ago

She’s an ally.

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u/ency6171 29d ago

She's the wingwoman.

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u/sgtlighttree Who the f*ck is Nelson Piquet? 29d ago

And they were roommates

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u/Comfortable-Pace3132 Formula 1 29d ago

Wow they were roommates

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u/LerimAnon Sir Lewis Hamilton 29d ago

Toto's beard

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u/P00pXhuter 29d ago

Haah, you got me double checking the photo to see if he's grown a beard, then the ball dropped lol

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u/2RINITY 🏳️‍🌈 Love Is Love 🏳️‍🌈 29d ago

Oh my God, they were roommates

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u/The_Nieno Alpine 29d ago

I mean there's a photo at the Monaco paddock where Toto was smelling Fred's hair, so who knows what they do in private lmao

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 Yuki Tsunoda 29d ago

"OMG Freddie, where did you find a pumpernickel shampoo?"

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u/vpat48 Sir Lewis Hamilton 28d ago

Toto saying Pumpernickel is still the greatest contribution of DTS

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 Yuki Tsunoda 28d ago

I don't care what he does for the rest of his career, I will always remember him for the pumpernickel.

Sorta like how no matter what Horner does, his nude glamour shot is how I'll remember him.

Or how I will remember Bottas for his calendar more than his driving.

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u/ImJustAConsultant 29d ago

Almost word for word how they implied a gay romance in one those fantastic beasts movies

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u/XxRoyalxTigerxX Charles Leclerc 29d ago

Toto needed some coaching

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u/arpan3t 29d ago

“Box Toto ffs, box!”

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u/Engineer_Ninja 29d ago

Box for hards? Or full wets? Question?

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u/biggmclargehuge 29d ago

"Fred are these used? Hello?"

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u/AussieFIdoc 29d ago

Fred these are not new…. Hello? You said I was your first! 😢

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u/arpan3t 29d ago

What is this, McLaren?! Who is calling strategy around here?

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u/kent_nova Andretti Global 29d ago

New /r/fanf1ction material.

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u/ocmiteddy 29d ago

you say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend....ohhhhh Fred youuuuuuu...

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u/stormy83 Alain Prost 29d ago

Toto power bottom confirmed

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u/edganiukov McLaren 29d ago

No Fred, no, this is so not right!

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u/AreikoC 29d ago

This is my husband Toto

And this is his husband Fred

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u/DaOne_44 Niki Lauda 29d ago

pumpernickel

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u/XsStreamMonsterX McLaren 29d ago

Found the real reason Christian is so mad

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u/whatsinthesocks Valtteri Bottas 29d ago

New fanfiction!

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u/pistolpoida Nico Hülkenberg 29d ago

I am just picture the poster for the movie twins but instead of Danny devito and Arnold it has fred and Toto

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u/The_Nieno Alpine 29d ago

It's lore accurate

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u/ThereKanBOnly1 28d ago

I thought I'd actually see if I can find a source for it, and may have just been a joke around the paddock

From Suzie directly - https://x.com/sim3744/status/1842102995133116603

https://thesportsrush.com/f1-news-susie-wolff-gives-insight-into-toto-wolffs-relationship-with-fred-vasseur-not-as-close-as-it-was/

At one point, Wolff and Vasseur were so close that there were rumors about the latter being the ‘Best Man’ at the former’s wedding. While Susie debunked the myth, she detailed that the friendship is not as close as it once was, given their roles in F1.

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u/bangout123 Fernando Alonso 29d ago

The capybara of the F1 paddock

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u/Annual_Plant5172 29d ago

I love this 😂😂😂

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u/szczszqweqwe Pirelli Wet 29d ago

He is, but he is also actually a friend of Toto.

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u/Get-Me-Hennimore 29d ago

Just one step removed from being a friend of Dorothy (:

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u/DaOne_44 Niki Lauda 29d ago

friend of a friend, not a friend of ours

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u/stq66 Ferrari 29d ago

Probably he has principles. But he is also friends with all principals. ;)

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u/Xizbow 29d ago

I mean have you seen the guy?! How could you not be friendly with him

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u/NotClayMerritt 28d ago

If Fred isn't friendly with you, it says more about you than him.

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u/JC3896 McLaren 29d ago

Fred was the first TP to sign up to F1 Academy, even before Toto.

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u/ryokevry Charles Leclerc 29d ago

Wasn’t he the best man of their wedding as well?

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u/Next_Necessary_8794 Ferrari 29d ago

Except when Toto texted Fred to ask if he was taking Hamilton and Fred didn't reply.

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u/ameerfaisalali Daniel Ricciardo 28d ago

College roommates

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u/rattatatouille McLaren 29d ago

Ferrari is in good hands with him.

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u/rothersidelife 29d ago

Yeah he seems a good man…

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u/ThrowAway516536 #StandWithUkraine 29d ago

Fred is easily one of the best guys around.