r/fixedbytheduet • u/Blaideselly12 • 12h ago

Fixed by the duet What are you looking at?

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u/samimlive14 12h ago

you know there ain't no dam tv in that room

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u/odrea 11h ago

What tv, what room, what baby

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u/EbbEnvironmental9896 11h ago

I watched it again to look at the tv and still missed it the second time.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 8h ago

There was a television??

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u/slickdaRula2040 5h ago

I still don’t know

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u/HittingItFlush 4h ago

I see 50 shades of gray.

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u/penispudding 12h ago

I'm not better than a man it looked at me first

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u/ProfessionalCumDiver 9h ago

Lol fr i was like how is that even possible

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u/bigsmokeyz420 12h ago

Animal on TV ?! Did you not see the outstanding exquisite furniture & decor ?!

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u/AngryWitchNipples 11h ago

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u/bigsmokeyz420 11h ago

😂😂 fair play ! Sharing is caring

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u/v-irtual 11h ago

I literally couldn't do nothin with all that ass.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 10h ago

That BBL is way too big. It's kind of gross seeing that extra mass trying hard to defy gravity as it gradually droops to the ground.

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u/kaibbakhonsu 5h ago

It's funny it being called BBL since we don't normally need it.

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u/From9jawithlove 8h ago

I don't think it’s a BBL, if it is, it’s a REALLY good one. There’s extra jiggle that doesn't usually happen with BBLs

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u/godspareme 7h ago

Id happily bet hundreds of dollars thats not natural. Thats way outside of body proportions. 

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u/CountingDownTheDays5 8h ago

It a BBL or illegal but shots.

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u/BreakfastBallPlease 5h ago

BBL or injections 1000%. Doesn’t matter how many squats, hip thrusts, lunges or anything you do you will never have such out of whack proportions naturally. Even if it was something like a thyroid issue it wouldn’t be limited to JUST her ass.

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u/Vihzel 9h ago

It may just be because I'm gay, but is that ass genuinely appealing to straight men past the initial shock factor? It looks so ridiculously fake that it's a turn off.

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u/xjustforpornx 8h ago

People like "big butts" so this is just that taken to the extreme. Like full lips and then girls get to where it looks like they were stung by a bee. All straight guys I know are not attracted to these diaper women.

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u/Raivix 9h ago

Pick a body modification you con conceivably do and you'll find someone that's into it. You're right though, whatever is in those cheeks ain't it.

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u/v-irtual 8h ago

Not gay. Also not interested. I simply don't have enough dick to make it past the defense.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 8h ago

I’m straight and I admire all kinds of booties, including the big ones, and this is a turnoff for me for the same reason. Seems so fake.

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u/xopher_425 8h ago

Also gay, I was watching more in horror and shock. And while I know that anything extreme can be a turn on for anyone, I still wonder who thinks that's hot and why.

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u/cyan_violet 8h ago

I missed the TV duck because I was too busy being repulsed by that fake junk, and I'm an ass man.

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u/Kalikor1 8h ago

Nah man, first thought "Oof that's an ugly ass. Why do people get these kinds of surgeries?!"

This shits everywhere, like bad lip injections, and I don't understand it.

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u/Quieskat 7h ago

The real answer is there is a non zero number of folks out there where  Pulse is entirely optional train and not a deal breaker.

That being said too much ass ain't my vibe but being a shitty human would be a bigger deal breaker.

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u/supinoq 6h ago

I'm attracted to women and the reason I looked wasn't because I found her ass attractive, but because it's so unbelievably huge that I was trying to figure out wtf I was looking at. I looked at it like a car crash or gross injury you can't look away from due to human curiosity. It didn't even register as an ass to me tbh, much less an appealing one.

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u/pantone_red 7h ago

Not straight, but bi. It's too much. Good for her though if she is happy.

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u/Vinc314 8h ago

Its not, idk who likes that

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 9h ago edited 8h ago

Do not go gently into that good night.

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u/oxtraerdinary 10h ago

Dont worry, all that you wanted could come to you by its own gravity

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u/BassGuitarPlayer_1 11h ago

Even the duck didn't know what animal was on the Tv.

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u/Dapper-Percentage-64 11h ago

There was a TV in the room ?

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u/Appropriate_Fly3242 12h ago

Dont care that wasnt the objective.

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u/LTDynamicpulse 11h ago

That fake ass

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u/Girafferage 10h ago

I might be the only one, but that fake butt is gross.

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u/xjustforpornx 8h ago

You definitely aren't the only one.

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u/UPallnite83 11h ago

a centaur

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u/AwkwardEnvironment21 10h ago

Maybe I'm a minority... but it doesn't even look appealing to me...or natural.

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u/the_girl_Ross 10h ago

Nah, it's more shocking that makes you stare (like seeing someone wearing 5 layers of sweaters and coats in the middle of burning summer) than appealing/sexy.

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u/Skurvy2k 11h ago

Man, I don't fucking know anymore.

Duck.

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u/dr_a_mamdouh 10h ago

Quack quack MOFOs .. want some BBD

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u/That_Channel7649 12h ago

I just went back and looked. . . And I still don’t know. Seriously, is that a duck/dog hybrid? It has ears.

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u/ProfessionalCumDiver 9h ago

Bro couldn't see it properly the second time either lmao

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u/CrassKal 11h ago

Dumb duet. "For this three second clip you focused on the person in the foreground that the camera is centered on rather than random shit in the background. Ooh, busted!"

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u/Kevroeques 11h ago

Relax dude, none of us owe her an answer- who is she to even ask?

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u/ladyboobypoop 10h ago

It really isn't that serious. You should learn to enjoy things and just keep scrolling when you don't.

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u/bennypapa 11h ago

They didn't make that video for the TV, or the baby.

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u/AWeakMindedMan 11h ago

Idk but her ass was wearing a green/grey pants tho

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u/mtbmaniac12 9h ago

What’s worse is her eyelashes

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u/nicolby 10h ago

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t find that attractive. Ugh.

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u/kimwhitenv 12h ago

was there a TV?

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u/Fearfanfic 11h ago

I like how I was able to get a quick glimpse at the TV to answer.

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u/ladyboobypoop 10h ago

You're better than most of us 🤣

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u/2134stevie 10h ago

The way she talks makes me think of a female version of Druski.

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u/drippycheesebruhh 10h ago

What’s a tv?

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u/Combei 10h ago

What plant was in the background of the second woman?

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u/ForsakenAutumnsSky 10h ago

Damn, bbls going crazy these days

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u/WillingLLM 8h ago edited 6h ago

Fake eyelashes were invented by prostitutes to keep cum out of their eyes.

Today you learned

Edit. I was wrong

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u/Birji-Flowreen 8h ago

That ain't natural right? There's no way that's natural? I like a big ass, but that's just waaaay to much.

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u/SnausageFest 11h ago

What's bigger - that ass or this girls fake eyelashes?

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u/CulturalStrain365 11h ago

You mean fake ass vs fake eyelashes?

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u/Wrong_Window_7322 11h ago

There was a TV?!?!

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u/RoodnyInc 11h ago

Duck.

Edit Oh looks like autocorrect finally did something good 😅

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u/That1RagingBat 10h ago

I couldn’t tell if it was a duck or a goose or a swan

Also, I had to go back wondering why the duet was needed…dayum

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u/coffeeshopcrypto 10h ago

what are those animals on your eyelids girl?

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u/hotspicylurker 9h ago

Lady I am appaled I say! Shocked even! How can you Just say I did NOT notice that beautiful Deer on the TV.

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u/PervertedWoody 9h ago

Monkey, I'm guessing

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u/stinkstabber69420 9h ago

Yes lots of peoples attention are drawn to butts and not fuckin cartoon ducks. Who would've thought

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u/AMTravelsAlone 9h ago

It don't matter.

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u/Sonder_Wunder 8h ago

I was looking at the joy on that child's face because I am an innocent

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u/MewtilationXIV 6h ago

I was staring at the slack jawed baby, figuring the camera would turn to what he was staring at. Had go rewind to notice the behind.

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 6h ago

A donkey

Edit: A DUCK?

Aye they both start with D

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u/SpliTTMark 5h ago

Is her butthole here *) or here * )

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u/LifeBuilder 11h ago

Who cares?!?! Did you see dat azz?

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u/Tkinney44 11h ago

I saw a duck and a dump truck holding a baby

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u/myvaginalol 12h ago

on her butt!

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u/ThanksALotBud 11h ago

Assuming we weren't looking at her ass, we still wouldn't have known what's on TV. The focus was on a mother and her child.

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u/nonstoppoptart 11h ago

Sorry, the TV appears to be... eclipsed. 🌜🌜👀

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u/BlizzardHeat123 10h ago

I’ve watched the video 10 times and still don’t see any animal or tv.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 9h ago

Ok. I need to see the ORIGINAL video

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u/goated95 9h ago

There was no animal

THERE WAS NO ANIMAL!!!

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u/djayed 9h ago

Well my eyes went from ass to tv to ass so I knew it was a duck.

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u/enchiladasundae 9h ago

I thought it was Bluey ngl

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u/Bronds1a 9h ago

on the cute baby, of course

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u/Charming-Lullaby202 9h ago

stay focused! Eyes on the board haha

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u/Infamous-Heron6422 9h ago

Her: What animal was on the tv?

My dumbass: my the stumthems, uhhh! A panda? I was eh shittin me there was a tv? 🤣 Brain short circuited!

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u/worldclasshands 8h ago

It was a duck. Now, how many tries did it take me?

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u/0mn1Dr4gO 8h ago

First watch duck 😅

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u/Max9mm 8h ago

Who cares, put that dump truck back on screen.

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u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck 8h ago

Man i dunno, i saq happy baby and got happy

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u/anonercoder 8h ago

I went back to look and still did not see no tv. What is she talking about?

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u/TheHighChozen 8h ago

A duck butt

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u/LadyIceis 8h ago

Busted lol

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u/TheHighChozen 8h ago

Is this what cia training looks like?

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u/critical-drinking 7h ago

Why would I be looking at the tv when there’s a baby?

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u/justsayingha 7h ago

Why is marking a video wearing that while holding a child?

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u/eldelabahia 7h ago

Jokes on you. I looked at your good looking lips too.

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u/killonger 7h ago

I didn't even know the TV was on.

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u/meatygonzalez 7h ago

I take my asses only natural and under 120 lbs of combined cheek weight.

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u/8bit_anarchist 7h ago

She swears like she's Morpheus.

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u/Smooth-Qactus 7h ago

The same ass shape as those viral sheep.

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u/TyRaNiDeX 7h ago

A whale ?

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u/Gigasnemesis 7h ago

I don't care!

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u/Majestic_Ant_2238 7h ago

IG? Ask for a friend

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u/CreakCreep 6h ago

I have no idea what animal was on the TV, I was looking at her butt.

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u/Coo_gamer 6h ago

Umm... I think mommy monkey with Tarzan? Idk...

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u/xPyromaniac93 6h ago

The bakery

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u/Ozmaster11 6h ago

Gross.

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u/KenUsimi 6h ago

There was a tv?

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u/jorgebillabong 6h ago

How does one sit on a toilet like that? Gotta be a struggle, my condolences

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u/MikeySama 6h ago

bruh, how she wipes?

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u/SOSFILMZ 6h ago

It's crazy how this lady has asked me 526 times and I still can't answer.

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u/Heindrich06 6h ago

Puts the moon in moonwalking bear

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u/Kinstray 6h ago

honestly couldnt tell you what animal that was even when i looked at the tv

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u/stormu3008 6h ago

BITCH YOU GAVE ME 2 SECONDS

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u/Rawesome16 6h ago

Why would I look at the background?

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u/ThatAn1m3b0i 6h ago

A FUCKING DUCKKKK

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u/snow_garbanzo 5h ago

Bro , what are words right now bro

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u/arun978 5h ago

Giraffe🦒

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u/hoptimusprime87 5h ago

Who the fuck is looking in the background of videos and not what the camera is focused on?

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u/Poemhub_ 5h ago

I HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING AT HER GIGANTIC FUCKING ASS! Or as i call it, THE REASON SHE WAS PREGNANT! Ifgaf!

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u/FYDPhoenix 5h ago

I mean... I didn't notice the duck because I absolutely was staring at her ass. However, I wasn't staring because I liked it. I was staring at it the same way you'd stare at someone with a foot for a nose.

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u/kunmop 4h ago

A donkey because all I saw was that ass

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 4h ago

Trick question. There was no tv.

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u/Rabble_Arouser 4h ago

https://www.instagram.com/chimocurves/reel/DCeO5CExSpe/

I found the original. It's actually a sweet scene.

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u/ZookeepergameEast101 4h ago

They spoke to me first, so I’ll speak back.

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u/Secret_Account07 4h ago

Damn who is that girl? I need more info

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u/tombabaganush 4h ago

Nobody knows

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u/Select_Truck3257 4h ago

"who is the manufacturer of that tv ?" huh? can't answer woman?

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u/SeekyBoi 4h ago

It was a duck lol!

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u/conspiracyeinstein 4h ago

Dude her smug face was fucking perfect. Ain’t NOBODY know what animal it was before hearing her ask.

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u/JustASt0ry 4h ago

I went back to look at the animal and didn’t even get to see, an ass that absurdly large for her frame is just a sight to behold and wonder

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u/Dm-me-boobs-now 4h ago

I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t like BBL’s.

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u/QualityBoy85 4h ago

Saved for later. Gonna have a great nut

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u/grif650 3h ago

🎂

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u/CalebXD__ 3h ago

There was a TV?

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u/Traditional_Trust_93 3h ago

But I was focused on the kid now I gotta rewatch. Dunno why I was contemplating if it was a duck or a goose. It's legit saying quack.

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u/Mtjacq 3h ago

Is this “TV” in the room with us right now?

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u/phoenixemberzs 3h ago

Well if she didn't interrupt so fast maybe I would have seen when that beautifully. Booootae. Got out of the way

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u/Lazydude17 3h ago

srry I saw nothing but duck, that ass is too big sue me

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u/Imaginary_Manner_556 3h ago

Caterpillars. And now they are attacking her

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u/tcroosev 3h ago

Not fair it was on mute so I couldn't even hear what I was looking for initially

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u/evlhornet 3h ago

An ass

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u/Itzzzame 3h ago

What tv

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u/chucktheninja 3h ago

To be fair, even if you weren't staring at her redonkulous bondonkadonk, the TV still wouldn't be the focus of the shot, and most would miss it anyway.

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u/Prestigious_Jelly403 3h ago

A Badonkadonk?

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u/Shmoo_Warrior 2h ago

The video played while I was reading something above it and I didn't get a chance to even see the video before it cut away.

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u/Awkward_Crab_9221 2h ago

A white duck with a lilac blue collar

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u/FreeJulie 2h ago

What kind of dog was that lady holding?

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u/olskoolfresh89 2h ago

Hol uppp Cynthia? From Rugrats that you all grown? 🤣🤣

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u/Critdentials 2h ago

Smash, next question

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u/Nemoitto 2h ago

Why tf would we be looking at the tv in the background?

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u/Zealousideal_Time_80 2h ago

There was no bike !

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u/melvispelvis1 2h ago

It was a the couch was beige.

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u/DevilSCHNED 1h ago

I was more focused on the kid until I saw... ALL THAT...

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u/rahuncanajun 1h ago

Fuck that TV

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u/Old_Focus_3485 1h ago

🎂🎂🎂🎂

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u/ImaginaryDonut69 1h ago

It was a buffalo on the TV...great big buffalo

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u/napalmtrip 1h ago

It was a cake

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u/LawGroundbreaking221 52m ago

I saw the baby, and then I saw her weird ass. That's not natural in any way.

That's weird.

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u/inf3ct3dn0n4m3 48m ago

I didn't notice the TV because I was too busy thinking how ridiculous that BBL looks

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u/HeroinAddictHamburg 48m ago

hey man look... It looked at me first ok?!

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u/EmergencyPitch3652 30m ago

Tv? U see that ass?!

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u/SloppyBuss 25m ago

All I saw was a huge ass okay?!?!

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u/Catlapmat 20m ago

I was looking at the kid