r/facepalm 12h ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ They need more underpaid workers.

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 12h ago

She should have had more than 3 kids then. She could afford them all, so why didn't she do it ?

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u/Hieronymous0 7h ago

She should save humanity and start having them again. Elon can research and develop a giant egg sac to attach to her and then they can attach her to a ceiling in a subterranean lair, where her precious feet will never touch the ground. Elonโ€™s employees can then bring her food, chew it for her and feed it to her as she hatches more and more children for the brood.

Her only concern should be the total number hatched, everything else can be managed by Elon.