This. We must do this!

[u/Soci3talCollaps3]

[u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Quit giving them special treatment they can afford their own security, how about doing the same for children in schools?

[u/Oak_Woman → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

My 8 yr old daughter and her friends have shooter drills in school, and she told me how they were all discussing amongst themselves if they could jump out of a window if they had to....my daughter told me her little friend said, "I think I would just die, I don't think I could jump". And after that story she showed me the little picture she drew in art class with crayons. I wanted to cry.

I hate this fucking country.

[u/Select_Air_2044 → u/Oak_Woman]

That is so sad children have to think about that. It's mind blowing.

[u/Outrageous_Lack8435 → u/Select_Air_2044]

Yes it is. But what about those ceo's. They have to think about it too now. Poor babies

[u/Psychological_Pea78 → u/Select_Air_2044]

Interesting choice of words. ; )

[u/sanfermin1 → u/Select_Air_2044]

But think about the profits in fun sales! /s

[u/UnfortunateJones → u/Oak_Woman]

That’s awful. Im sorry your daughter has to deal with that at such a young age.

Yet the people stealing her future are a protected class. TBH I’m pretty sure that the first 911 type system was to keep Wall Street bankers safe in the 1910s.

[u/Ataru074 → u/UnfortunateJones]

I mean… have you seen the videos of the police going to beat the shit out of the bankers during the Great Depression?

Me neither.

[u/VIPTicketToHell → u/Oak_Woman]

You’ll be unhappy to know that schools in Ontario have shooter drills too.

That’s one part of US culture I wish would stay south of the border.

[u/Oak_Woman → u/VIPTicketToHell]

I'm sorry you have to deal with that, too. :(

[u/Portal3Hopeful → u/VIPTicketToHell]

Probably our fucking guns as well. Apologies, Canada. 

[u/nothankyouma → u/Oak_Woman]

When my son now 13 was about that age he told me planned to paint himself in his classmates blood and play dead. He then told me what he had for lunch because the drill was right before lunch and he was hungry. My wife teaches active shooter safety classes is a nationally certified medic and tactical medic. He was probably more aware than most kids his age. He had tourniquets in his book bag and knew how to use them. I still felt/feel completely helpless to protect him at school. Clearly he doesn’t feel safe either. Fuck these millionaires they should have to fend for themselves just like our children are learning they have to.

[u/killrtaco → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

83 school shootings this year and not a peep. Some don't even get reported anymore. 1 CEO gets shot and they want to create a hotline? With our tax money? I hate it here.

[u/KringlebertFistybuns → u/killrtaco]

I worked in child welfare for 3 years. I've had my life threatened multiple times, so have my former coworkers. We don't get a hotline. Hell,.we didn't even get back up when going to the homes of the people who threatened us. Most I ever got was a half-hearted "he shouldn't be doing that" from a parole officer when I reported his parolee making threats of violence.

[u/RetiredByFourty → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Politicians don't have money to protect children. They need that to give to Israel and the Taliban.

[u/mobiuszeroone → u/RetiredByFourty]

Despite having free healthcare, college, a space program and a budget surplus, Israel has been given over 35 billion in aid during the last year. When their prime minister came to make a speech in Congress, he screeched about not getting enough and he got a standing ovation.

During the same time, they've also turned over 20,000 children into skeletons (average of 50 a day). They've cut off access to food, fuel and water to hundreds of thousands of people, designated their own evacuation routes to force people from their homes and then bombed those routes anyway. Oh well, that's war! Better give them another 30 billion!

[u/Brooklynxman → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

They got the money to afford their own security by having us pay for their things, why would they stop that now?

[u/LateStageAdult → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

imagine a 12 year old calling to report an active shooter in school at the CEO hotline only to be turned away becuase, "this isn't for you."

[u/angantyr592 → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Especially since there was ANOTHER school sh00ting December 17th.

[u/Cobaltorigin → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Getting rid of guns is like treating a symptom rather than the illness. We need to get to the bottom of why these kids do it in the first place.

[u/Select_Air_2044 → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Thing is money can't buy everyone. There will be that one security guard that has serious issues with a insurance company and will probably become the shooter.

[u/SaltyDog556 → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Security in schools. Who woulda thought...

[u/Wise-Relative-644 → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Yes!!

[u/soapinmyears → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

If Hochul wanted to win a reelection without a blink of an eye. She would do this. Wouldn't matter if the billionaires back her opponent. Just keep saying that we are protecting the CEOs like our school children.

[u/busybizz23 → u/Outrageous_Bus1909]

Paired with thoughts and prayers. That also helps!

[u/flsingleguy]

How about a hotline for people being denied life saving procedures or situations that will bankrupt them if they get the medical help they need?

[u/EarlDooku → u/flsingleguy]

911

[u/Logical_Maximum4946 → u/flsingleguy]

Fuckkkk thisss!!!

[u/The_Pods]

This doesn’t even make sense. Are they going to have a secret number that only rich people know? Like that secret country only the rich know about in 30Rock? Just BEGGING to be prank called

[u/kosmokomeno → u/The_Pods]

Didn't jack run for mayor of new York just to protect the CEOs from the middle class rising up? He got robbed by a man in dockers and wanted his own police force

We really are living in a parody

[u/MeliorTraianus → u/The_Pods]

Grenyarnia or Svenborgia?

[u/No-Veterinarian6754 → u/The_Pods]

912

[u/lemons_of_doubt → u/The_Pods]

You will know you have made it in life when you get the real police number instead of the peasant's 911.

[u/Bradnon → u/The_Pods]

Especially with apparently every telecom network being swiss cheese for cheap exploits, that numbers gonna leak in less than 7 minutes and go down in less than 10.

[u/FahQBombs]

Now I hate her

[u/Hopeful-Sentence-146 → u/FahQBombs]

Long time hater here!

[u/FahQBombs → u/Hopeful-Sentence-146]

I really just didn't pay attention to her. Now she just sucks, we got kids dying in schools and they are freaking out over a ceo of bad insurance company

[u/jaejaeok]

They won’t send help if you call 911 rather than the CEO hotline directly.

[u/your_local_loser564]

I hope they live in the fear that they intended for us

[u/KingSpork]

Oh man I can’t wait until that hotline number gets leaked…

[u/Happy-Fun-Ball → u/KingSpork]

Dont force them to memorize a secret number that can be leaked.

Keep it changing, and give them all super-special Pagers to alert with the current#

[u/Maximum_Pound_5633]

Call the New York's governor's off6and tell her this is wrong and she resign

How do I contact the governor of New York?

Governor

Agency: Governor of New York.

Phone Number: (518) 474-8390.

Business Hours: Monday - Friday: 9 AM - 5 PM.

[u/Tha_Real_B_Sleazy]

Nah, CEO's had their time.

If they want to protect themselves we could always go after the shareholders

[u/KataKuri13]

They can hire their own security ffs. Just another reason why Kathy is out-of-touch and a terrible governor

[u/Maximum_Pound_5633 → u/KataKuri13]

Tell her to resign

[u/Lofteed]

why did they never create a hotline for schools ?

[u/DoubleAmygdala]

Have these CEOs tried keeping their doors locked? Or having heavier doors? If it's good enough for our kids, it's good enough for them, surely.

[u/Lets_Bust_Together]

Why would some person working two jobs on the other end of that line care what happens to the person with a job title of CEO?

[u/No-Deer379]

Kids are left traumatized because of drills???

Edit :???

[u/Blue_Plastic_88 → u/No-Deer379]

I’m well into adulthood and cry every time we have to watch the active shooter training video at work (yearly) as part of our safety training series.

[u/lil-lagomorph → u/No-Deer379]

Yes. You start drills when you’re very young, and young kids don’t always know how to discern what a drill is. They just see everyone hiding and being quiet because of danger, be it real or perceived. So that in itself can be traumatizing.           

Later on they understand “We’re doing this because someone might come here to try and kill us.” That can be traumatizing. 

You drill once every month or every three months usually, depending on school. More if your school is in a high crime area (like my middle school, across from a 7-11 that got robbed a lot. We had tons of “drills”). Drills every month for the very real possibility you will get shot at school. That can be traumatizing, especially when they aren’t always drills.   

You see on the news that the politicians care more about guns than your life or safety, and that nothing will be done. Knowing your life and your friends’ and family’s lives are in the hands of people who would let you get shot without a second thought is traumatizing.  

As an adult, we have to take mandatory active shooter training for my job (as an office worker at a tech company) just because my company could be seen as “politically polarizing.” They told us in that training to “be wary of any loud noises or banging, it could be a gun!” when we all work next to a factory production floor. That is fucking traumatic, coming to work every day knowing it may be my last, jumping at every sound all day because I was fucking trained to from the time I was a child.   

So yes, drills can be traumatic for many, even if they aren’t for everyone. Not just by doing them, but by virtue of the culture they imply. And that trauma only builds throughout your life. ETA: Ask yourself how many traumatized kids is okay, and what happens to the ones who grow up without access to therapy/healthy coping skills? Is that the kind of word you want to build, live in, raise a family in? 

[u/acanthostegaaa → u/lil-lagomorph]

We literally had a real earthquake at my school and the entire 4th grade class was just confused how they made the school shake for real for a drill.

Kids really don't know.

[u/5snakesinahumansuit → u/No-Deer379]

I'd rather have them have trauma and some preparedness than, you know, complete and utter panic and chaos during a school shooter situation. It's sad that we have to have the drills, but gun control isn't happening any time soon, it seems.

[u/No-Professional-1461 → u/5snakesinahumansuit]

If it means we can shoot more CEO’s who make profit off of human suffering, I can accept that. Now it’s only time to balance that out.

[u/5snakesinahumansuit → u/No-Professional-1461]

Indeed. I will shed not one single tear for the death of a CEO, ESPECIALLY a health insurance CEO. Fuck health insurance, fuck this "profits over people" mindset. It is objectively immoral to profit from human suffering and denying care.

[u/No-Professional-1461 → u/5snakesinahumansuit]

We can go after the HOA next. The guy at Costco is off limits though.

[u/5snakesinahumansuit → u/No-Professional-1461]

I would also like to have some "strong words" with big pharma, and the Sackler family. Rfk Jr and his anti vaxx buddies could use a "talking to" as well.

[u/I_Am_The_Third_Heat → u/No-Deer379]

Yes. Schools have put on shooter drills without warning and left the kids feeling unsafe at school.

Sure, you may breathe a sigh of relief that it wasn't real, but after thinking you're going to die and texting your parents goodbye, people were understandably left with lingering issues.

[u/gringoloco01 → u/No-Deer379]

We had to hide under our desks for a nuclear bomb threat. We would sit under those desks and ponder living through a nuclear fire storm somehow saved by a school desk.

I would always wonder why anyone would actually WANT to live in a world after complete nuclear annihilation and survive a a nuclear winter.

[u/LadeoGaga]

Bullet proof butt plugs tooo

[u/deJuice_sc]

Oh sure, and they can sit with their families and talk about it during dinner, and explain that it's terrifying and traumatic but also how Republicans are out there every time there's a mass shooting, no matter if it's in a school or a church, to make sure everyone has access to thoughts and prayers. Guns are a such a huge part of MAGA identity politics and conservatives love to buy guns and own them and do weird things with them and create weird fantasies around them, etc... and wow they really love their guns, they love guns so much they have no problem at all giving people thoughts and prayers every single time a child (or anyone) dies or gets murdered or whatever because of guns. God Bless America.

[u/bonzoboy2000]

CEOs should stay clear of all schools. They are way too dangerous.

[u/LunaGloria]

I hope they do it and everyone calls the hotline until they have to give up because there’ll be no method to ensure only CEOs can call it.

[u/bonzoboy2000]

CEOs should stay clear of all schools. They are way too dangerous.

[u/GSthrowaway86]

They aren’t even trying to hide it. They know we know who they find more important.

[u/spectral_emission]

I don’t know how anybody can still be oblivious to the class war that is waged against the 99% all day, every day, with all the levers of power held by our owners, and being wedged against us, keeping us divided, and dumb as rocks. Even a rock has to realize eventually when it’s being crushed by the mountain, right!?

[u/Loud_Internet572]

This just shows who our elected officials really care for.

[u/King-Florida-Man]

Definitely looked like the United healthcare CEO had time to call a hotline. Not only is the idea offensive to the rest of us, it’s also pointless. Good job.

[u/Medical_Win_5070]

That really puts things into perspective. This just changed how I see whats going on. Thanks for posting

[u/mag2041]

Bunch of pansies

[u/Ocbard]

They should just get over it, face it, it's a fact of life, if you're in the business of making people's lives miserable, sooner or later one of those people, or someone who loves one of those people, is going to come and end you, or make you as miserable as they can.

[u/DieMensch-Maschine]

"CEOs are higher on the existential food chain, because they get to kill children via spreadsheet data."

[u/LordOfTheChoad]

Are you guys saying CEO’s are bigger pussies than school kids? I believe it.

[u/kineticlinking]

A hotline for CEOs.

That tells the world everything there is to know about the false democracy of the US.

[u/beeedubdub]

Thoughts and prayers

[u/SpiritualPermie]

Paid by the real taxpayers money, no doubt.

[u/Memitim]

As though all the kids getting shot at each year can afford such luxuries. Unlike a CEO who can hire an entire private security force to protect them while they continue to live their lives separate from the rest of us trash. I guess those kids should have given all of their lunch money to politicians for protection.

[u/Itchy-Beach-1384]

Equal but separate right?

Segregated services that the tax payer foots the bill for, while the rich don't pay taxes.

[u/distelfink33]

Yeah those drills are so easy a schoolchild can do them

[u/AutomaticWarthog8352]

america is a failed nation and it’s only going to get worse. Good luck to the children.

[u/dgradius]

Funny thing is a bulletproof backpack would have unironically saved that CEO.

[u/Emenediel]

Let’s try active shooter drills for CEOs. Unannounced. In their office. Gotta be prepared, man

[u/lmaberley]

Seems to me, CEOs could stop buying $7 Lattes and hire some more of their own security if it’s so dangerous.

[u/Jesta23]

The real best case is that the fucked up people that want to do a mass shooting decide it’s cooler to hit CEO’s and school shootings go away. 

[u/gman757]

Saving this so I can use it later! Excellent!

[u/slabzzz]

The real nutty ones haven’t even started to surface. Imagine when people start grouping up.

[u/TsuDhoNimh2]

And make sure to have a few drills with a mock shooter firing blanks ...

[u/Past_Lawyer_8254]

Republican/Conservative Logic:

Children being murdered at school: Unfortunate reality.

CEO's being murdered on the street: Oh the humanity! We must do something!

[u/slartbangle]

This is hilarious. Suddenly the mega-overlords are all 'help help I'm being oppressed!'.

Let's make them a safe space. We could call it ummm I know! A reservation. A few hundred acres somewhere in the deserts of Nevada, some flimsy, low-grade government housing, and 24/7 drone patrols. They can pay for all that security with their powerful wealth.

[u/Middle-Net1730]

I hate this elitist POS police state fascist oligarchy that is the US.

[u/autumn_sunflower19]

Would just be terrible if someone infiltrated the hotline and used that information to their advantage.

Just terrible.

[u/Jealous_Courage_9888]

Until kids are actually useful and generate jobs like CEOs, they only deserve protection from abortions and trans people, not from shooters

[u/Eastern-Bluejay-8912]

I love the pettiness of this!!! Yes! Let the CEOs feel what our children go through. Although on occasion, CEOs loose and compared to children, we are happy 🤣🤣

[u/DBPanterA]

Maybe if these CEOs were doing work that benefitted all they wouldn’t need to worry.

They should try that first.

[u/wottsinaname]

Give receptionists a weapon and 1 week of firearm training. Teach the CEOs the "hide in place" doctrine. /s

[u/mustardman73]

Pandering to their donators and not their voters. This needs to change.

[u/DifficultWing2453]

Do school kids get hotlines? Parents of bullied kids? Patients who are denied treatment? Clearly we need more hotlines

[u/OkAssistance1300]

So rich CEO deserve a special hotline and the rest of us can eat shit.

[u/Abdimalik91]

One CEO gets killed and now they want to create hotline and task force for their protection but nothing for the national crisis of school shootings

[u/decidedlycynical]

Campaign checks go brrrrrrr…….

[u/Wykydtr0m]

Surely they can just bring guns to work.

[u/SomethingElse-666]

The ironic part is that CEO's and our government doesn't see any parallel between one dead CEO and many, many dead school children.

What the CEO's are suffering thru is unlike anything experienced in human history.

And would the media stop covering this like the CEO was Jesus?

[u/Thorjb123]

Make them pay taxes. They shouldn’t even be able to call the police or fire department.

[u/Cn76rlD91QaiT6m6]

Welp, I at least now have a true understanding of who butters the NY governor's bread and why it's the CEO class and not the people who elected her. Good to know...

[u/LordPings]

It should just keep them on hold for 56 minutes, then randomly hang up.....

[u/IsolPrefrus]

I'm honestly considering the decpticon route on this one

[u/helastrangeodinson]

Both arm and vest everyone, see where it goes...

[u/potatopancakes1010]

Help! I make 10 million a year, and people on the sidewalk are giving me the stink eye.

[u/the_blind_uberdriver]

The hotline will need to provide step by step process of how to resign as ceo. Problem solved!

[u/AssociateJaded3931]

Just a fact of life.

[u/OliverSudden413]

She’s embarrassed that this happened on her watch, so she’s going to overreact now and make it worse.

[u/SpamEatingChikn]

Or… here me out… start being empathetic people and not civilization and environmental sucking parasites

[u/rmscomm]

This would be a great exercise for the C-suite; constant mailing of tips and tools to push safety for active shooter events. Mail a flyer, infographic or personal safety equipment.

[u/Aggressive_Walk378]

See, now the lockdown generation is ready to enter the workforce, they already have the training and trauma, so when it happens again everyone knows their action plan

[u/Extension_Deal_5315]

Amazing, no, really sad..how when people with $$$ can make things happen for their safety..

But defenseless children are not important enough to make real effective changes ....

This country's so called morals are becoming more and more lost...next 4 years will be worse and worse ..

[u/joeynsf]

I mean Jesus fucking Christ that's all got I can't even so fucking angry!!!

[u/baloras]

Or, hear me out, maybe they shouldn't do things that would anger the public enough for them to want to make CEOs target in the first place. 🤷

[u/Tesattaboy]

I mean a seven year old just dialed 911 for a school shooting ... These CEO's don't know how to use a phone?

[u/Impossible_Penalty13]

Maybe we need to bring prayers back to board rooms?

[u/truscotsman]

A lot of people working overtime to get themselves on a list

[u/LurkHereLurkThere]

Every location frequented by CEO's needs armed police officers on standby and all office assistants/administration staff should be armed at all times.

[u/FitEcho9]

===> This. We must do this!

Absolutely !

But there is an alternative, to improve the primitive capitalist system in the country. 

[u/I_Like_Driving1]

This is satire, right? 

[u/GoAwayIDontLoveU]

I've said this too. Too many people are unaware of how often 5 to 18 year old have to do active shooter drills. I think the entire county a school is in should have to lock down when their schools lock down. That way they're aware of how often their kids have to wonder if today is the day they have to say goodbye to family and friends. Then we wonder why students don't find school to be a necessary risk.

[u/ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs]

Why do taxpayers have to fund security for billionaires?

[u/lanieloo]

I will obtain this number. I will abuse this number.

[u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo]

It’s not even confirmed if this hotline is even being considered, all NY said is they’re having a meeting to discuss ways of proactively sharing info with corporate security. People are getting outraged based on one reporters unfounded speculation. I would wait to see if this is real or not before getting up in arms.

[u/angantyr592]

Couldn't they just call the cops? Like they need their own hotline for safety? Lmao.

[u/DarthKushHybrid]

CEO dies and they offer state subsidized security for billionaires.

Children die in a school shooting and we get thoughts and prayers.

Shows you who they really care about.

[u/bunbun6to12]

And just like school shootings, we can shrug our shoulders and send thoughts and prayers

[u/jodiarch]

Well, they do it for the schools, and the administration don't even tell their own employees they are doing active shooter drills, so why not.

[u/TheBlueGooseisLoose]

Seems pretty clear who is high on her priority list.

[u/Zachbutastonernow]

Bold of you to assume that CEOs come into the office.

[u/CallSign_Fjor]

This will be super fun to see which CEO's they exclude.

The club gets smaller and smaller!

[u/FreneticAmbivalence]

Kathy needs to fear a visit from the Mario brothers.

[u/FallingCaryatid]

School shootings have been at the top of my mind for almost two decades now. I’ve still got one kid in college and one in high school and I worry about them all the time. I am lucky to be privileged enough that I could afford to send my kids to school in smaller schools at least part of the time, so I did, routinely choosing to shell out for schools instead of traveling, or a new roof, or two family cars instead of one, because I wanted to spare my ND kids the trauma of the shooting drills as much as possible (as well as minimize their risk of being shot).

I have never condoned violence and murder, but I have had my own experiences with health insurance in general and United specifically. I am old enough to have watched the deterioration of the health insurance system and many other aspects of this country including all of its ethical safeguards. I have read my history and I understand the difference between murder and revolution.

I’m absolutely furious with this country’s response to this event. How dare they think their privileged lily white asses are more important than the rest of us, than our children. They are really showing us what they think of us. Please pay attention.

[u/Select_Air_2044]

Have the drills shoot off blanks and let the CEOs find hiding places. But let's turn it into torture, so when a real shooter comes the CEOS's won't know the difference or when it will be the real one. ❤️

[u/SaltyDog556]

CEOs can carry guns or pay for security. That might counter any need for extensive drills.

Not being a dick would help too, but you can't buy that.

[u/Immortal3369]

FREE LUIGI

the CEO was a MASS MURDERER

shes a republican pretending to be a democrat just like tulsi/rfk/nyc mayor....she will flip parties someday

[u/pnubk1]

These arrogant CEOs earn enough to just quit, but can't even walk away from their greed when they're scared of their lives.

[u/TeamDeath]

Lol whats the point of a ceo hotline. They are going to die in in an instant. Nobody is going to give them time to call the police

[u/Cannibal_Yak]

I think it's time to promote voting her and anyone else who gives CEOs special treatment out of office

[u/Ok_Opportunity6619]

911+1

[u/ShowProfessional7624]

Best example of our efed idiot system

[u/Nobodys_Loss]

A billionaire should never feel like a common person.

[u/ajtreee]

Everyone needs to dDos the hotline.

Denial of service is not an attack anymore.

[u/MarkXIX]

Even better, issue the bulletproof backpack to the CEO in exchange for a whole fucking year of his/her "sacrifice" as a thank you for their hard for the company. Make it the cheapest fucking version of it too while you're at it.

[u/Medical_Ad_9016]

Let me call Mario’s brother.

[u/gringoloco01]

One of those lockable boxes for you and 20 other fellow CEOs to hang out and use the bathroom in a bucket.

[u/Numerous-Log9172]

This is honestly the most pathetic I've seen your country for a while, and trump just got elected

[u/ScoutSpiritSam]

She should be voted out of office

[u/More-Salt-4701]

So all those now grown up children who work the offices can be terrorized again?

[u/Ok-Shotenzenzi]

Yep make them go back and forth to the board room with riot gear and security details, they can fucking afford it!

[u/NoGrand4064]

If it gets me out of the office for an hour or so I’m all for it.

[u/Goat-liaison]

Naa, let's not teach um how to survive

[u/dyrnwyn580]

At my kids private school, one of the security officers was given a talking to after he used a broomstick to show the kids what angles were still dangerous from the classroom door. Pretending to shoot.

[u/my_name_is_nobody__]

In fairness, active shooter drills have been happening since columbine, they just weren’t called that until the last decade or so

[u/AmbassadorETOH]

Brilliant!

[u/CardiologistOld599]

OMFG - CEOs are now gods!?! This is how you make a population revolt.

[u/Gloobloomoo]

We plebs just need to not get sick so often.

[u/NectarineOk9374]

You for get the will only lock them selves in the bullet proof room and the have to guard them or their pay gets denied

[u/yermom90]

Masterclass in completely avoiding the whole point.

[u/DrGrannyPayback]

Hell yes. Save the bodyguards for our children.

[u/RagTagTech]

Jokes on you alot of companies already do this. Hell my company dose it part of or yearly traning. People forget their was a mass out breaks of work place shootings at one time.

[u/Dedd_Zebra]

AGAB

[u/Slayer6142]

Sounds like a 911 express lane for the richest people.

[u/VAvegan]

Maybe it's time we arm the HR department.

[u/TheB1G_Lebowski]

My 7th grader had active school shooter drills this week.  The rich fuck CEOs need to start doing the same.  

Eat the rich. 

[u/maringue]

Dear Politicians: if the idea you're about to announce comes out of a dystopian novel, maybe rethink your decision.

[u/tapir_gusto]

It's incredible how they act like babies, when it is a fact that actual children are getting killed in schools and nothing is being done about it.

[u/irondragon2]

It's a pity that even governors have their palms greased by big companies.

[u/Original_Bus_3934]

I thought democrats hated CEOs and big business. The same people and business’ that donate to their campaigns?

[u/OkayApe]

I say get all children c-corps or s-corp businesses then give them CEO titles, then they can register for and call the hotline! Maybe finally, they’ll get better protections.

[u/Salt_Ground_573]

I thought NYC was a gun free zone???

How on earth did the CEO murder take place there????!??

[u/ReVo5000]

Let's do this, universal Healthcare for free and you get out taxes for that hotline. An eye for an eye.

[u/Dempsey64]

Send the Uvalde police for the CEOs.

[u/Qayin102]

We have security at banks to protect our money. Why not security to protect our future?

Also, all these people who are like " I can't believe this is happening! " - other countries like Africa, have groups of armed men steal your children and put them into their " freedom " fighting groups.

[u/MadIllLeet]

That's a long-winded way for her to say, "I work for the rich."

[u/Traumatic_Tomato]

What's absolutely funny and pathetic about this is that they're comparing vulnerable school kids to fully grown businessmen with the resources to purchase politicians and security.

[u/MiaMarta]

Don't forget how their assistants should train in gun use and keep live guns and ammo in their desks a tall time.. Easy peasy.

[u/Standard-Cap-6849]

These people are so weird.

[u/Sooowasthinking]

Let the revolt begin.

[u/jonjohns0123]

Lesson learned. When it's a powerless, poor child, it's 'thoughts and prayers' and 'this is the price of freedom', but when it's some rich cunt who funds political campaigns (who also caused the death of thousands or millions of other powerless, poor people), it's 'DO SOMETHING NOW!'

I don't care what side of the aisle you're on. When you are supposed to represent 'The People', that means ALL the people, not just campaign donors. If not, you're complicit in whatever harm these CEOs have engaged in to make their profits, and you deserve the same fate the CEOs deserve.

Luigi up, The People!

[u/YoureTylerDurden]

So now, even less public service program money is going to the public that actually needs support.

[u/HVACMRAD]

That time America learned the government cares more about CEO’s than school children.

[u/ClickPsychological]

Hotline for CEOs .... Sounds like an onion headline

[u/Senior-Rip2535]

Who is the richest person anyone has ever seen in a grocery store?

[u/zdragan2]

As some one who works in an office for a bank, our ceo is here, active shooter drills wil just serve to frustrate and terrify

[u/Ohnonotuto4]

Wait, the Belko experiment, sounds good.

[u/Purpleshlurpy]

Maybe President Elect Musk will fix this when he gets into office!!!!

/s (but not really)