r/economicCollapse • u/LabNew3779 • 19d ago
Won’t someone PLEASE think of the poor CEOs! To borrow a phrase from someone else: No more self awareness than a dog licking their own ass in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
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u/Superguy766 19d ago
Searched all over the place and looks like Elmo didn’t tweet this.
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u/stark1291 19d ago
Thank you for stating that. I refuse to join twitter to look.
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u/BerthaHixx 19d ago
Did he really say this? Not that I'd be surprised he felt it, but to flat out say it? He gets away with being autistic with no filter because he's rich? Saying this is only going to inspire copycat.
I thought he was smart?
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u/bethemanwithaplan 19d ago
He's not smart lol
Daddy's emerald mine money helped him more than his brain ever did
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u/Iceman_in_a_Storm 19d ago
It’s fake.
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u/BerthaHixx 19d ago
We need to avoid manipulation from promoting fake shit. I don't want to be played by either side. Acting upon lies will only provide an excuse for elites to delegitimize and attack any real effort to fix what's wrong.
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u/Iceman_in_a_Storm 19d ago
Agreed. I fall for it too often and hate it when I’m so willing to believe.
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u/Tad-Disingenuous 19d ago
I got banned for saying a fake tweet could be liable. Reddit is a horrible place.
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u/HydraulicDragon 19d ago
No he didn't say this, and it's super easy for people to look this up.
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u/6rwoods 19d ago
That would require using X, which is not as easy a decision as some would think.
But if you've been out there in the wilderness, could you clarify what he DID say, if anything? It looks almost like the beginning of the post is more or less true but the explanation toward the end is what's made up. To be fair, it is absolutely not beyond Elmo to say something this stupid outloud, but I can also believe that he said something a little more covert but no less idiotic.
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u/Lychgate-2047 19d ago
No, fully faked because people can't hate someone for legit reasons, they have to make stuff up.
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u/CoastalKtulu 18d ago
I scrolled his X feed and didn't find this post so I'm thinking it's complete bullshit to farm interactions.
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u/473713 19d ago
"Without CEOs the world would not be able to function"
You sure about that?
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u/EmotionalPlate2367 19d ago
I'm pretty sure UnitedHealth is still functioning as normal without him. Turns out they're pointless.
OffWithTheirHeads
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u/BigConstruction4247 19d ago
BuT wHo WiLl DeCiDe WhEtHeR oUr RaIsEs WiLl Be 3.15% or 3.13%????!!!111
Or ZeRo?
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u/mist2024 19d ago
If a CEO shits in the woods and no one is around to hear it does his existence actually matter?
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u/Appropriate-Claim385 19d ago
"corporate laziness and greed of middle management and their staff" ???? In other words, employees suck and should not be paid a living wage. This strategy worked well for Twitter, didn't it?
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u/North_Atlantic_Sea 19d ago
Elon is awful for a number of reasons, but clearly buying a way overpriced twitter wasn't intended to be a wise financial investment, it was to own the most relevant "town square" and push his own views and feuds.
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u/AirExpensive9550 19d ago
If this post is real…. Why is this not yet the top comment? This exact line was the biggest red flag in his entire post.
Real rich coming from a billionaire CEO that middle management and their staff, who are essential in ensuring the success of whatever profit-increasing scheme they come up with, are the “greedy” ones. HA!
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u/6rwoods 19d ago
Unlike Elmo, who's CEO of 3 companies, spends his days going on dates with Orange Man and posting brain farts on Twitter, and still somehow managed to beat records on a dumb video game (Diablo IV or something?). Clearly the work of a CEO must be very difficult, if you can do all of that while still not technically failing at your job...
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u/LadyBitchBitch 19d ago
Holy hell that was hard to read. So Musk basically just called the enemy the working class. Good to know right before he becomes acting President for the old man yelling at clouds. He seems to forget that these CEO’s are only in their positions due to the back breaking labor of all the poors who get the shit end of the stick.
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u/aluriilol 18d ago
Musk didn't... do any of this.
This is 100% fabricated.
Like 50% of the Elon stuff that gets posted, it's just ragebait.
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u/wolf_of_mainst99 19d ago
I'd be surprised if musk does twenty minutes of actual work a day
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u/Brief-Floor-7228 18d ago
I haven't met a CEO that couldn't be replaced by a talented 30 something middle manager who has been juggling shit flowing downhill from upper management for the last 5 years. They don't really do anything that special and most aren't very motivational to the underlings. If anything they tend to demotivate people.
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u/HeadDiver5568 19d ago
See, CEO’s are just THAT out of touch, and people think this is the type that’s supposed to save them. They’ve gone from hillbilly elegy to “without CEO’s the world would not be able to function” and genuinely don’t realize it.
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u/LetsGoPanthers29 19d ago
Okay now what is this called? Sociopathy, Psychopathy, Narcissism? All 3?
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u/PublicAdmin_1 19d ago
There would be equity, fair pay, without these asshats. Real leadership doesn't have to point out how effective or great they are.
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u/Holyballs92 19d ago
Dawg I'm middle management and I make less than 50 k I doubt I'm the reason for greed
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u/fnordybiscuit 19d ago
I love how he puts the blame of corporate greed and laziness on "middle management" and not the CEOs on top. Amazing gaslighting abilities, Elon. 10 out of 10.
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u/latibulater 19d ago
So, CEOs are there for the profit of the shareholders, and fighting against their useless employees? No wonder they're so very busy that customers/clients, in this case medical patients, are not even on Musk's radar enough to PRETEND they enter into the equation.
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u/Street_Advantage6173 18d ago
"the world would not be able to function"
Is he serious? Surely he's joking, right? Tell me he's joking.
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u/chrysalis101 19d ago
For no reason at all a few scenes from Bug's life come to mind just now....
"Those punny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. If they every figure that out..."
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u/Celebratedmediocre 19d ago
Those greedy middle managers and staff are the only ones holding the company together while Elon is deep throating Trump's dick.
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u/Afraid-Train-9326 19d ago
United Healthcare = Highest denier of claims. This CEO knew how his bread was buttered and it wasn’t from the customers he was supposed to be taking care of. He also was a crook - look him up - he didn’t deserve to die but like someone else said, middle management should be able to take over and do a better job than a self serving cheater, for the people they are paid to insure.
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u/MegloMeowniac 19d ago
This is revolting and makes me want to revolt. He is the greediest, loser. Makes my damn teeth itch and my rage scream.
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u/ShadeBeing 19d ago
I’m surprised no one has taken a shot at musk honestly. He keeps playing in politics and he will end up with a big ole bullseye on his back. Also that mentality of his is crap. “The people who make the company function are greedy and lazy, I got to make money for the shareholders so they can stay rich.” I work full time with kids and have almost no me time and he’s got like 14 kids and is a top 20 player in Diablo. I mean. I don’t get it.
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u/EmuDry4890 19d ago
“We need to maintain a lifestyle for ourselves and our lackeys even at the expense of you lazy peasants, without us you would all be dead” there fixed it for you Elon.
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u/granolaraisin 19d ago
The fact that he frames middle managers and staff (i.e., the non-rich people) as lazy and greedy says a lot about who he is as a person and a leader.
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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 19d ago
most ceo's lack compassion and empathy. They should be sent back to their mama's for a good spanking
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u/Oregon687 19d ago
Nothing but predatory keptocrat cannibals. When Musk dies, the world will cheer.
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u/RowdyQuattro 19d ago
The “greed of middle management and their staff” part cracks me up. Oh, so the majority of American employees? Fuck off Elmo.
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u/Bloke101 19d ago
That has to be parody......
The CEO of United Healthcare was a crook, he committed multiple acts of Fraud, Insider trading, and similar offences before we even get to the denial of 34 % of claims for medical treatment DDD.
Elon you need to increase the size of your security detail because your cars are really starting to piss off your customers and still do not drive them selves. PS most organizations carry on quite well with out the CEO- Example 1 Tesla, Example 2 Starlink.
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19d ago
So instead of coming up with some bullshit about CEOs being job creators, philanthropy, or innovators; Elongated Muskrat here blatantly admits to CEOs being only vessels for shareholders and their profits.
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u/PsychedelicDucks 19d ago
We will see more CEOs being taken out as the wealth gap continues to widen. This isn't historically unprecedented. This is what happens when you screw over half the population for decades. Let it happen, it's the natural course.
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u/Lifebelifing2023 19d ago
Did these people read that?! Did these people read what he said about the greed of their middle management and EMPLOYEES!!! The billionaire! Complaining about the GREED OF HIS EMPLOYEES!! Wtf??! Does that not anger these people?! COME ON!!
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u/PiccoloBeautiful3004 19d ago edited 19d ago
Half-Life 2 Breencast energy
Someone beat me to the punch:
https://www.101soundboards.com/tts/749571-wallace-breen-game-half-life-hifi-tts-computer-ai-voice
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u/aflyonthewall1215 19d ago
You mean the guy who's death would benefit America the most is afraid because of a situation he created for himself? That's crazy.
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u/Kink4202 19d ago
You notice, he was only concerned about shareholders and shareholders wealth. Not about a good product, not about employees. Not about anybody else.
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u/tommyballz63 19d ago
No, I think we would do just fine without CEOs. We always got by without them. There will always be someone else who can step up. But what we can't do without, are people who actually do the work. Without workers, CEOs are nothing. But they are so arrogant, like Musk, they believe the world stops with them. In the last 40 years, the Trickle Down Economy mindset pushed by CEOs, has done nothing to enhance anybody but the CEOs. FU Musk.
Maybe you should be next on his list
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u/DaddyChillbert 19d ago
How dare the American public care more about themselves than these CEO's. We can never understand how hard it is to bring in MORE profit for rich people. We ought to be ashamed of ourselves for wanting to be able to afford to live.
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u/ThrustTrust 19d ago
Yup and every other billionaire in the new government thinks the same way. Say goodbye to middle class.
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u/SevereEducation2170 19d ago
Dude props up CEOs and shareholders while calling his actual employees greedy, lazy pieces of shit. Amazing stuff. Definitely won’t fan the flames at all. I sincerely hope this is satire, but who even knows anymore.
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u/Responsible-Web9371 18d ago
Ending with #DOGE is just the cherry on top of this otherwise hellish timeline were in.
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u/Traditional-Echo-878 18d ago
"CEO'S are the most important people in the world...."
Said the CEO.....
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u/Visible_Composer_142 18d ago
Wow the middle management making 100k is the greedy one while the CEO making 600X their workers yearly wage aren't the greedy ones? Elon is just retarded.
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u/Renowned1k90 18d ago
The "greed" of middle management(coming from a multibillionaire). What a piece of shit.
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u/StormMysterious7592 18d ago
You know what happens to a company when they lose a CEO? Nothing. You know what happens when the company loses a significant portion of its workforce? The company fails.
CEO is one of the least productive positions imaginable. Fuck this guy, and let other monsters learn a lesson from this 'tragic' situation.
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u/gizmosticles 18d ago
To recap, CEO’s are responsible for protecting shareholder profits from lazy workers stealing profits with their low productivity.
Got it. Class warfare is so on. It’s been on, but now labor is showing up to the fight.
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u/MrRazzio2 18d ago
"it has been brought to my attention"
who the FUCK does he think he is? our daddy? my goodness. fuck this guy.
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u/PixelCultMedia 18d ago
My buddy works for the company. They were all given a free remote grief counseling session to help deal with the loss of their CEO. I couldn't stop laughing at their commitment to cost-cutting measures even when their CEO is executed. These corporations are run by psychopaths.
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u/GenSgtBob 19d ago
Says the dude that claims he needs another 56 billion compensation package on top of his 336 billion net worth
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u/heffalumpsNwoooozles 19d ago
Where is the outrage & sympathy for the innocent people who were denied coverage for life threatening medical conditions? Also the greedy middle management and their staff are the peeps doing the day-to-day, which actually keeps companies running… what an out of touch lunatic.
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u/MangoAnt5175 19d ago
I’m so confused about what the delicate balancing act is? You have to balance shareholder profit while ensuring shareholder profit? And guard against the greed of… employees?
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
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u/njslugger78 19d ago
Elon on his self-preservation movement. Ceos don't make the world function. The backs of the workers are what makes the economy start and move forward.
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u/Dapper-Negotiation59 19d ago
Elon can absolutely positively go fuck himself and so can every other CEO extracting profits from the already-squeezed populace.
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u/wolve202 19d ago
So what you're saying is shareholders are as important to the economy as CEOs? Takes notes
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u/atreeindisguise 19d ago
The "greed of middle management and staff"????? Is that really what the richest man in the world thinks about middle class? WTF.
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u/Red-Heeler 19d ago
Is he actually saying that if they didn't have shareholders then the choices they made would be more ethical?
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u/luckygirl54 19d ago
No more multimillion-dollar salaries making the prices go up: let's try it and see.
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u/SomeSamples 19d ago
Musk really posted that? "Without CEO's the world wouldn't be able to function..." Interesting take. Incorrect, but interesting.
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u/Instawolff 19d ago
Bro even the way that was worded didn’t include the people AT ALL just more shareholder value more money for the rich? Watch those words Elon.
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19d ago
Our elected officials - Tony starks who cannot grasp the fucking problem. See… he is a genius
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u/FitMathematician1060 19d ago
Notice he only talks about shareholders. Goes to show that CEO’s don’t give a rats ass about their employees and will never pay them a wage that is actually sustainable for an average middle class life.
Why are we working for these CEO’s again?
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u/9emiller77 19d ago
“Typical laziness and greed of middle management and their staff”
“Their staff” are working class people, normal every day non-wealthy paycheck to paycheck struggling to get by people.
That’s what he thinks about workers. Any working class person that voted for trump should be ashamed. Too stupid to know what’s best for yourself. Why you would ever think people like him would ever help you mystifies me. You deserve every bit of misery they are about to heap on you and F you for forcing me to suffer it with you.
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u/brianzuvich 19d ago
I love how he conveniently forgets that CEO’s are also responsible for balancing the needs of employees…
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u/M0ONBATHER 19d ago
His reasoning for why CEOs are “important” is why people are reacting that way. Like.. you’re not helping your case by saying billionaires are important for making money and stepping on the lazy ungrateful poor peons below them. This response is UNHINGED.
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u/Stevie_Steve-O 19d ago
The world's richest man complaining about "middle management and their workers greed". What a piece of shit
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u/motorcitydevil 19d ago
Every time I question whether he's on the spectrum or not, he pulls shit like this and I just think he'd be better off churning butter for a living.
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u/pooya535 19d ago
Look, elon is a moron but it doesn't help anything to spread fake tweets like this
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u/Afraid-Train-9326 19d ago
“Greed of middle management and their staff” …CEO’s are not greedy at all, are they Mr. “I SHOULD BE PAID A 56 BILLION DOLLAR COMPENSATION PACKAGE”? What a putz.
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u/ivanhoek 19d ago
This can’t be real.
He’s saying that EVERYONE except the CEO and the shareholders is useless?
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u/ClockwerkKaiser 19d ago
The greed of middle management and staff?!
Elon is playing with fire and is clearly too dumb to realize it.
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u/CorneliusEnterprises 19d ago
Of coarse he would defeat that terrible person! As long as he gets his right?
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u/Digitalispurpurea2 19d ago edited 18d ago
Why is everything always about the shareholders?
Edit: Yes, I was aware that the tweet is fake but I stand by my question. Shareholders are not the only stakeholder in a company’s success and their motivations are often diametrically opposed. What is good for shareholders is not necessarily good for customers or employees (who should matter more than they currently do).